Blind Items Revealed
July 15, 2013
This A list mostly movie actor is starting to scare his neighbors. Not only does the actor have an extensive collection of guns he keeps adding to everyday, he has also been cleaning them and dry firing them in the front and back yards and building some kind of target range.
Johnny Depp
Does this mean that my neighbors are worried too?
ReplyDeleteJust be careful, you could lose an ey.... Oh.
DeleteOhhhh
DeleteYou beat me to it Low Key
DeleteHes nuts besides being filthy and a dawg. Great to have that in any neighborhood I had one back in NYC.
ReplyDeleteAll this wasted time when he could have been bathing
ReplyDeleteI don't like guns, but why is that scary? Collecting guns and building a target range? Really?
ReplyDeleteAnd Reno!
DeleteHappy new year, boys!
ReplyDeleteSo A-listers can't even buy homes with private garden space to indulge in their creepy hobbies?!
ReplyDeleteFreaking nutjob.
ReplyDeleteAh, but an original, talented, highly-amusing freaking nutjob
DeleteScore 1 for the Count.
ReplyDelete@TTM Bazinga
ReplyDeleteHNY @TTM and Kristin
ReplyDeleteHe needs to come home to the south where that's normal
ReplyDeleteOr Ohio...
DeleteI must still have Christmas at my boss's house on my mind. I swanee I read that as 'deep frying' them front and back.
ReplyDeleteCertainly no good could come of that.
Haha
Deletehahahaha @TTM exactly!
ReplyDeleteI'm scared, too, because this makes it sound like he's preparing for ANOTHER Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
ReplyDeleteOr come here to Florida where he can shoot actual ppl and get away with it because hes standing his ground.
ReplyDeleteSandyboo! Not on reveal day, sweetie
DeleteLove this gentle remonstration. So loving and motherly.
DeleteSo TTM owns this blog now and gets to single-handedly decide topics of conversation? Get a job and get over yourself. Your opinions aren't profound and your comments aren't funny.
DeleteOh Wendy, it's been such a long day. I thought you were all rehabilitated? Did the shock treatments not take?
DeleteSandy and I are pals
DeleteSeems so far from the guy who read stories to sick kids in Great Ormond Street Hospital as Captain Jack Sparrow. This just makes me sad.
ReplyDeleteHe should be collecting soap and deodorant.
ReplyDeleteHow does his gf handle it?
I mean that in more ways than one.
Her mantra is Smells like millions of dollars, smells like millions of dollars! Smell is exchangeable with taste too. Blurgh
DeleteShocking!
ReplyDeleteI was hoping for something cool, like he has built his own ship & makes his neighbours walk the plank when they complain about him firing cannonballs at their washing lines.
U can take the boy out of Kentucky, but you'll never take Kentucky out of the boy.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, why do so many celebrities have a problem with soap? Depp, Keanu, Robert Pattinson....
ReplyDeleteEntybot needs to speed things up a bit we dont need no stinking 15 minutes!
ReplyDeleteBut sandyboo, then we all get to visit!
Deletetook the words right out of my mouth fancyscreenname
ReplyDelete@pyatt
DeleteI was reaching for your wallet, but u wouldn't shut up.
;^)
@Low Key HA!
ReplyDelete@Rach Oddly enough, my neighbors do complain when I fire my cannon (true story). Buncha uptight, upper-middle class, white folk. Yes, I am the white trash of my neighborhood. I know, I know, Shocker!
@Charlie: You have a ...cannon, you say? Is it a big ...cannon? Please tell us more about this ...cannon of yours
DeleteAn eye patch, and a cannon?
DeleteArgh, matey!
Sandyboo, changing of the Enterns. There are credit hours to log. Also, they're probably panicking a bit after the disaster that was last Reveal Day.
ReplyDeleteDon't you understand the pressure they're under???!!
Depp has always liked guns. He's a Kentucky Colonel. Guess he knows what he,s doing after all these years.
ReplyDeleteDry firing is NOT good for guns. Amateur.
ReplyDeleteThey need to suck it up @kristin
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year Reno
ReplyDelete@Kristen what happened last reveal day??
ReplyDeletehttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PG9h1CS1dfo/S8g5YbDuzOI/AAAAAAAAL2E/uGMHYXkbQ_g/s1600/daily_picdump_640_131.jpg
ReplyDeleteNot sure how to make it all clicky, my apologies
This is my first new year reveal day. My expectations are pretty much non existent!
ReplyDelete@Charlie: it's always best to be the worst neighbour in the best street.
ReplyDeleteI guess Hunter Thompson dry fired guns too. No respect.
ReplyDeleteYou know something? I'd still do him. He'd be one of those lose-everything-but-the-tank-top, turn off the iPhone for two days, and spend that time violating each other in every way possible while chain smoking & keeping each other superhigh. Then go home, take a nice long shower, and pretend it never happened.
ReplyDeleteTyger: that's seriously hot.
Delete@A Pyatt Mass hunger strikes, total carnage in the streets... you know, typical CDaN stuff. Welcome aboard, by the way!
ReplyDelete@A Pyatt Oh and the screaming. I can still hear the screams in my sleep.
ReplyDeleteMeh. Whatever. Sounds like he's got pain in the ass neighbors who he is messing with.
ReplyDeleteHe would get along great with one of my residents, except mine has mandatory showering days.
ReplyDelete@Rach: Preach it, sister
ReplyDelete@Kristin
ReplyDeleteYou complete me
@Low Key I do have a cannon. Not so big, but it is kinda thick. It's fun to play with though.
ReplyDelete@oneeyecharlie
Delete((Faints))
Bunch of degenerates here in the comments.
ReplyDelete@Seven: I know, right?!? Some people...
Deletemeh Johnny was obsessed with Hunter S. Thompson and seemed to co-opt his personality. I don't think Johnny even knows who he is as a person if it isn't written down on paper.
ReplyDeleteIn Hunter's will (after he blew his brains out) he wanted to be cremated and shot out of a cannon.
Johnny paid for the cannon that was used to shoot Hunter out of.
I clean guns in the yard as well. Some of those cleaning fluids really stink.
ReplyDeleteTurning into his idol Hunter Thompson is not a good thing
ReplyDeleteThat is a really great way to spread some ashes though.
ReplyDeleteI mimic Hunter at times, but it is generally the "Take a bunch of hallucinogens, go someplace you don't belong and see if I can make it through" experiment.
ReplyDeleteThe gun thing, eh. Quite possibly compensation for alcohol induce impotence.
Anyone know how to make ether? It sounds like a longer lasting alternative to nitrous. I've never partaken, but would like to.
You don't have to make itit. Try a farm store. It's used to start cold tractors.
Delete@Count: Auto parts store. AKA starter fluid.
DeleteEther is HIGHLY flammable. Do be careful.
DeleteWhy is this creepy?
ReplyDelete@Low Key: Nah, there are adulterants in there. Unless there is an easy way to cook em out.
ReplyDelete@sandybrook I agree with your Florida comment.
ReplyDeleteDepp is pretending he's HST.
ReplyDeleteCleaning his guns? Why doesn't he take 10 minutes and CLEAN HIMSELF!
ReplyDeleteSounds like my neighborhood. Should have heard all the fireworks and gunshots being let off last night.
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOO!! Not JD!
ReplyDeleteHe was in Oklahoma about a year and a half ago? I have some military officer friends and JD visited some of the families on post. The young kids crowded around him and he was terrific with them all. Apparently the mother's were very impressed as well. No one mentioned him not bathing. Just what a genuine and nice guy he was with the children, answering questions and happy to deal with their exuberance.
ReplyDeleteOh, look! It's that wretch of a human, Wendy! How ya doin', you dried up old hag? Back to spread more of your misery?
ReplyDeletegod damn talktoomuch.shut the fuck up.do you need to post so many messages in every mother fucking post.jesus SHUT THE FUCK UP.
ReplyDeleteWell, I wouldn't say I NEED to, but I'm interested in knowing why it's bothering YOU so much. Lots of other posted as often or more than I did, exactly why am I getting under your skin? Is it because I can spell and understand about punctuation?
ReplyDeleteAnd, just who the hell are you, krychek???
ReplyDeletePay it no mind, TTM! :)
Thanks, Reesie. As always, you're the best!
ReplyDeleteDidn't he accidentally shoot Winona way back, then cover it up? Supposedly that is how she got addicted to prescription drugs.
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