Blind Items Revealed
September 7, 2013
Which one of the members of this former A list Tweener musical group from Disney was being obnoxious in hitting on the models at a show. It got to the point where he was warned several times and was almost kicked out. He also tried to take photos of the models as they were changing.
Joe Jonas
were they male models?
ReplyDeleteHe should have responded to the models' peer pressure to smoke pot. I hear it chills you out. (Or this that Adderall? So confused.)
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ReplyDeleteI thought the same @Anothergrayhare, then I remembered Enty had a blind involving Sean Combs and females in the not too distant past, but today he's back to reporting Sean chasing guys again.
ReplyDeleteBisexual apparently?
I can't tell one Jonai from another. Is Joe the gay one? The fake baby one? Are the gay one and the fake baby one the same one? What about the junkie one? Is this one supposed to be the straight perv one now?
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't Taylor Swift perform a public service and kill them all with her bitchface when she had the chance?
What a jerk. And sooooooo juvenile.
ReplyDelete@ninotchka, Joe is the one of both questionable sexuality and a rumored drug habit with a druggy girlfriend. Kevin is the married one, but also of questionable sexuality whose wife is rumored to be faking her pregnancy, supposedly either using a surrogate or privately adopting depending on which blind article you read.
ReplyDeleteThanks Char. I was.confused.as well.
ReplyDeleteHe definitely paid attention in Church and Sunday school! Another excellent follower of God.
ReplyDeleteI think of Joe as the ugliest one. I don't know what it is about him - I tried covering bits of his face with a small bit of paper (looking at it on screen) to try a process of elimination (thinking it might be the brows) but didn't come up with anything. The one who isn't married to that moaney woman is the best looking of them all (even if he does come across as a sulky little kid).
ReplyDeleteThat last line kills me -both inappropriate and psychotic.
ReplyDeleteThanks Char! I should bookmark this page, I'll never remember on my own. I think I have developed a mental block on all things Jonai.
ReplyDeleteWow, Step. I think Joe was the hottest one, less so now that he looiks like an Arab terrorist. The youngest, Nick, is still boyishly cute. The married one, Kevin, has a busted face and frizzy hair.
ReplyDeleteI can't figure out why they got a beard/wife for Kevin. At the same time, Joe was out strutting his gay self all over with his peen posse. It's only been relatively recently that he's been seriously bearding with his dealer, Blanca.
Boo. The one time I try to guess outside of the box I think it is, with the young'uns, I am wrong. Joe Jonas is a jizzwhistle. Total jerkface.
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