August 27, 2013
This permanent B list because of some hardware mostly movie actor is married. Never one to let his vows stand in the way of a good time he was extra skeezy this weekend when he kept trying to pick up women and told them they needed to host him or they needed to go to the back of the club and have sex because he didn't have enough cash for a hotel room and his wife checked his credit card statements.
Cuba Gooding Jr.
DAMNNNNNN that is just saaaaaad lol
ReplyDeleteThis! takes on a whole 'nother meaning!
ReplyDeleteAt least he tried
ReplyDeleteThat woman ( his wife) is either a saint or an idiot.
ReplyDeletesandybrook nailed it!
ReplyDelete"This permanent B list because of some hardware"
ReplyDeleteWut?
Seriously, what does this mean?
Yes I did!! He won an Oscar Meatros.
ReplyDeleteMeatros, it's referencing Cuba having won an Oscar for "Jerry McGuire".
ReplyDelete@Meatros, I'm guessing it means the Oscar he won.
ReplyDeleteAh, okay. Thanks - I couldn't, for the life of me, make heads or tails of that.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of something along the lines of braces for some reason.
There was another post about Cuba and I remember the comments section having some interesting stories about him hooking up with or hitting on their friends in bars or at parties. He's a dog.
ReplyDelete@7, this douche almost cost my cousin her job. He's grotesque.
DeleteSeven- he hit on my friend in NYC, he was denied.
DeleteMy cousin in Colorado. Should make this part of this thread: Where in the world were you or someone you know when Cuba Gooding, Jr, hit on you?
DeleteSix degrees of Cuba Gooding!
DeleteHe made a movie in my hometown and went CRAZY in the clubs...was a total jackass. He was all over every woman and would sneak out to check in with wife. This was almost ten years ago but I remember being so sad because I always loved how sweet he was to his wife in his Oscar speech.
ReplyDeleteDumb broad. He just wanted a quickie that didn't cost him his whole night.
ReplyDeleteoh hahaa I thought it meant he had a penis implant or something :p
ReplyDeletewhat a POS.. ugh!! I loved him in Men of Honor :(
He was so amateurish and one-dimensional on Broadway last summer. It was easily the worst performance I've ever seen. I was shocked that he stayed with the production, unless the other stars felt like his performance made them look even more wonderful (and they were, indeed, wonderful)
ReplyDeleteI met and had dinner with Cuba Gooding Sr. years ago. Really nice guy.
ReplyDeleteHe and his wife have been selling off real estate. Their house in Malibu is on the market (for $12MM). Perhaps a prelude to divorce.
ReplyDeleteI'm a Paramedic and a few years ago he was filming a kids movie (directed by Fred Savage) and my also female partner and I had to stand by while they did a stunt with a bus in case anybody got hurt. Cuba kept asking us if we were "real paramedics" because he didn't think we looked like real ones and he was flirting HARD with my partner. She was trying to be polite and professional, but he kept getting more and more aggressive with his flirting (trying to be handy, etc) until I told him to leave her alone quite forcefully. Finally, one of the producers or handlers or whatever came over and got him away from us. He was acting very squirrelly and antsy.
ReplyDeleteYou know what really kills my lady-boner?
ReplyDelete"Oh, uh, we need to stay at your place because my *wife* checks my credit card statement."
Ugh. Gross.
Agreed.
DeleteI'm with you, NomNom. Also, the "maybe let's just bone at the back of the club cuz I blew on my money on your wine spritzer". Hard to believe he was having trouble finding takers
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't he just say, "wanna fuck a washed up celeb for the fun of it?" Obviously he doesn't have game and his wife has had it with him. Just be single already.
ReplyDeleteNice one Sandybrook! I thought the hardware was his apadravya. Silly me.
ReplyDeleteI remember an old blind about him (from here?) where he was cruising for chicks with kiddie car seats in the back or something like that. He's been a cheap ho for a long time.
ReplyDeleteOne of the worst Oscar winners ever.
Huh. I always thought he was gay.
ReplyDeleteUggg. Should I feel bad that he never hit on me? Meh. Clearly I wasn't putting off a skank vibe. Yet it still makes me wonder....
ReplyDeleteDamn.
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