October 7, 2013
Last month these two actors had a very interesting encounter. Both of the actors are B list but one is rising while the other continues to slowly drop and live off his A list name. Our dropping actor found himself seated next to the rising star at a screening and asked whether it was true about the rising actor's equipment. In response the rising actor unzipped his pants and pulled out his equipment. The falling actor asked if he could touch it and without getting an answer reached out and grabbed it. The rising actor freaked out and zipped up and found a different seat at the screening.
Michael Fassbender (rising actor)
G. Butler?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, Fassy is rising.
ReplyDelete{insert dirty gif and guffaw here}
As if Fassbender hasn't had a man near his peen before. HELLO, it's Hollyweird, you don't make it that far without going bi with a casting agent, director, producer, etc.
ReplyDeleteI hate to disappoint you, but I've done a couple of small guest spots on shows and have never been propositioned as a condition of employment - nor have I been asked to sell my soul (this snippet added for those who believe people can only get famous if they hook up with the Illuminati). This casting couch thing is bullshit for the most part.
DeleteHey guys, Michael's "equipment" here, can confirm: I'm huge and I'm spectacular.
ReplyDeleteKeep it in your pants if you don't want a feelsy.
ReplyDeleteYou are behaving today Seven of Eleven. Good job.
LOL @ Hall Monitor! Do I get a pass from detention? I noticed I was allowed to post a couple of links today.
DeleteI thought Fassbender has already arrived? Maybe Shia for the other guy?
ReplyDeleteShowing is one thing - grabbing is another.
ReplyDeleteYOU
ReplyDeleteSHALL
NOT
PASS
(But I may *not notice* a few things)
I love this story.
ReplyDeleteand Fassbender can get it
I ❤️ Fassbender.
ReplyDeleteAs Fassbender ran away the sinking B-List actor was heard to say "What a dick!"
ReplyDeleteGold star lazyday603.
ReplyDeleteGold star
Double gold star lazyday!
ReplyDeleteWhen I touch a guy's dick they are like this. When I get home and the drugs wear off, I'm like this.
ReplyDeleteClooney for the fading star?
ReplyDeleteI think this qualifies under stupid male behavior.
ReplyDeleteWho wouldn't want to touch it?
ReplyDeleteI guess he is pretty proud of it to whip it out so freely.
ReplyDeleteOh Fassie, you're such a prick-tease!
ReplyDeleteFassbender's schlong aside, how the fuck does he have 1 Oscar nom in in his career while Jonah fucking Hill has 2 now??
ReplyDeleteMF:
Hunger
Fish Tank
Inglorious Basterds
Shame
12 Years A Slave
...and so on
well he pulled it out.......
ReplyDeletewhat did he think was going to happen :)
interesting since Fassbender is now dating Butler's ex
ReplyDeleteShame on doogie howser. !
ReplyDeleteWhy not reveal the dropping A-list? Chicken!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the dropper is Kevin Spacey (I couldnt even remember his last name anymore,I had to look it up).I have heard many stories he is this forward.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the dropper is Kevin Spacey (I couldnt even remember his last name anymore,I had to look it up).I have heard many stories he is this forward.
ReplyDeleteWhy does this man pull his knob out every chance he gets? Honestly! It's big but really it's not a monster.
ReplyDeleteI call bullshit on this story. I've been to many industry screenings and if someone dropped their pants and pulled out their dick..first they would be thrown out of the theater. Then it would be in every paper in town. What were other people in the theater doing as a hot movie star stands up and drops his trousers???
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