Monday, January 27, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 7, 2013

Last month these two actors had a very interesting encounter. Both of the actors are B list but one is rising while the other continues to slowly drop and live off his A list name. Our dropping actor found himself seated next to the rising star at a screening and asked whether it was true about the rising actor's equipment. In response the rising actor unzipped his pants and pulled out his equipment. The falling actor asked if he could touch it and without getting an answer reached out and grabbed it. The rising actor freaked out and zipped up and found a different seat at the screening.

Michael Fassbender (rising actor)

31 comments:

  1. Oh yeah, Fassy is rising.

    {insert dirty gif and guffaw here}

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  2. As if Fassbender hasn't had a man near his peen before. HELLO, it's Hollyweird, you don't make it that far without going bi with a casting agent, director, producer, etc.

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    1. Anonymous6:57 PM

      I hate to disappoint you, but I've done a couple of small guest spots on shows and have never been propositioned as a condition of employment - nor have I been asked to sell my soul (this snippet added for those who believe people can only get famous if they hook up with the Illuminati). This casting couch thing is bullshit for the most part.

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  3. Hey guys, Michael's "equipment" here, can confirm: I'm huge and I'm spectacular.

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  4. Keep it in your pants if you don't want a feelsy.

    You are behaving today Seven of Eleven. Good job.

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    1. LOL @ Hall Monitor! Do I get a pass from detention? I noticed I was allowed to post a couple of links today.

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  5. I thought Fassbender has already arrived? Maybe Shia for the other guy?

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  6. Showing is one thing - grabbing is another.

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  7. YOU
    SHALL
    NOT
    PASS

    (But I may *not notice* a few things)

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  8. I love this story.

    and Fassbender can get it

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  9. As Fassbender ran away the sinking B-List actor was heard to say "What a dick!"

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  10. Gold star lazyday603.

    Gold star

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  11. Double gold star lazyday!

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  12. When I touch a guy's dick they are like this. When I get home and the drugs wear off, I'm like this.

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  13. Clooney for the fading star?

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  14. I think this qualifies under stupid male behavior.

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  15. Who wouldn't want to touch it?

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  16. I guess he is pretty proud of it to whip it out so freely.

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  17. Oh Fassie, you're such a prick-tease!

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  18. Fassbender's schlong aside, how the fuck does he have 1 Oscar nom in in his career while Jonah fucking Hill has 2 now??

    MF:

    Hunger
    Fish Tank
    Inglorious Basterds
    Shame
    12 Years A Slave
    ...and so on

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  19. well he pulled it out.......

    what did he think was going to happen :)

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  20. interesting since Fassbender is now dating Butler's ex

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  21. Shame on doogie howser. !

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  22. Why not reveal the dropping A-list? Chicken!!!!!!!

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  23. I'm sure the dropper is Kevin Spacey (I couldnt even remember his last name anymore,I had to look it up).I have heard many stories he is this forward.

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  24. I'm sure the dropper is Kevin Spacey (I couldnt even remember his last name anymore,I had to look it up).I have heard many stories he is this forward.

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  25. Why does this man pull his knob out every chance he gets? Honestly! It's big but really it's not a monster.

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  26. I call bullshit on this story. I've been to many industry screenings and if someone dropped their pants and pulled out their dick..first they would be thrown out of the theater. Then it would be in every paper in town. What were other people in the theater doing as a hot movie star stands up and drops his trousers???

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