August 23, 2013
A little something different today. I am going to give you the crazy half of a celebrity sex pairing, and you have to come up with the other half. Think things like Madonna and Dennis Rodman or Madonna and Jose Canseco or Madonna, damn she had sex with a lot of strange guys.
#1 - Paris Hilton and this A list mostly movie actor who is having a tough time keeping the A+ list he had after his franchise ended.
Robert Pattinson
I thought we were revealed this already?
ReplyDelete@Lotta You're thinking of this one :)
Delete@VIP, yup that's the one!
DeleteEwwww
ReplyDeleteHe's making some interesting choices. Wasn't Kimora a previous reveal as well?
ReplyDeleteOkay, according to the Enterns who HASN'T had sex with Paris?
ReplyDeleteHell, I had to check my calendar.
Thank you, VIP! The best comment in there:
ReplyDeleteCatherine: RPatz and Lilo? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firecrotch....
There is nothing even slightly crazy about that hook up. I'd be more shocked if they hadn't swapped stickies.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Pattinson also a big man Ho? Supposedly.almost as bad as Butler.
ReplyDeleteI think Paris is a rite of passage. You're nobody til you have exited safely from the tunnel of sexual disease without repercussion. You get a share of GlaxoSmithKline (producers of Valtrex) if you take a hit.. He already got off scotfree:-D
ReplyDeleteOh. Ew. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteSo he doesn't take showers and has STD's too sounds like a great catch for any girl. And Kristen goes back to him occasionally hope she got her mouth rinsed out afterwards.
ReplyDeleteWell... He looks like he hardly ever showers and high on pot all the time, her fame in the bed and for scoring too drugs precedes her, it's not surprising nor an odd pairing.
ReplyDeleteI did almost throw up when I read it, although, any reference to her trysts makes me nauseous.
Why do all these guys sleep w/ her? I don't get the appeal. Yeah, she supposedly has the best drugs, but do guys really sleep w/ girl (alleged) drug dealers? Hey, it's his peen. :)
ReplyDeleteSleep with Wonky, but turn down Cameron Diaz? Really?!
ReplyDeleteAnother ewww.
ReplyDeleteGross. Isn't he a well known man whore?
ReplyDeleteAlso, aren't there big rumors that he hooked up with Lohan? Even grosser.
ReplyDeletei think we all guessed this one in the larger blind about him a yr or two ago about all the woman he had been with
ReplyDeleteI don't believe this one.
ReplyDeleteAnd people call Kristen Stewart names. Robert cheated on her numerous times. All the pictures of him in clubs and bars with other women, while with Kristen. Rob is nasty. I don't blame her for maybe getting some childish pay back. He humiliated her privately, she did it more publically.
ReplyDeleteThe same as with Lohan, Paris was very attractive in her youth. You can't blame a guy for doing a sexy chick and then she turns out to be a nut job. That's like giving a guy crap for having sex with his homecoming queen when they show up at a reunion 20 years later and she's a whale.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but EWWWWWW!!!!
ReplyDeleteNah, man, Paris has always been a person of C U Next Tuesdayness. It's not so much finding out 20 years on that she's a whale, it's more like finding out 20 seconds later she's a shark, and she just bit the heads off half the decorating committee for no reason.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine a condom strong enough. Not even the visiting people in prison, standing behind a glass wall and using a telephone would be enough!
Like Lainey said...anything the ebola touches...it turns to SH-T.
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