July 22, 2013
Have you ever seen the movie One Crazy Summer? I like it. It is one of the more bizarre movies of John Cusack's career but kind of fit in with the whole Better Off Dead vibe he was working at that point. It was one of the more bizarre appearances from Demi Moore ever. You just don't expect her to be in that movie. Anyway, the headline made me think of the movie. A few years ago now, this A list celebrity.singer was at a party with this B- list celebrity/reality star who is married to a B list mostly television actor. Got the players? Good. Speaking of players, our A lister confessed that she had always wanted to be a hooker for a night or two just to see what it was like. Everyone thought she said it as a joke, but apparently she was serious and the B list actor decided to set things up for the A lister and one night almost four years ago now, our singer became a hooker. This was not some escort thing where she went high class. This was low brow, street walking at its finest with a wig and an outfit that would blow you away. She charged street prices and acted just like any other woman on the stroll that night. The only difference was that she was watched over to make sure nothing happened to her and that she would not get busted by the police. There were always three or four people watching her. She worked from about 8pm to 6 the next morning and made a few hundred bucks which she gave to other women on the street. No one recognized her and she said it made her a better person. Not sure how. Oh, and this will be revealed.
Rihanna/Coco/Ice-T
She needs her mum.
ReplyDeleteYour comment made me smile. *like*
DeleteWow, great one!
ReplyDeleteThis is sort of a kindness BI since she gave the money to the other girls instead of keeping it for herself.
ReplyDeleteHahaha
Deleteand these are their stories..DUN DUN DUN
ReplyDelete@The Real Dragon, Fin will always be the man and I love that he made sure Ri Ri was safe.
DeleteDidn't we think this was Miley?
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson was a popular guess.
DeleteWhat a classy guy, that Ice-T
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he ever had Coco do it. Can you imagine?
Her ass takes the east corner, the rest of her takes the west corner.
It's a monopoly on E 4th baybe
@Bacon Ranch Probably. Unless she's the main girl, the one who coordinates and makes sure everyone stays in line.
DeleteAwww I love a good kindness reveal!
ReplyDeleteWe guessed Jessica Simpson/Donald Faison/CaCee Cobb
ReplyDeleteWe guessed Jessica Simpson/Donald Faison/CaCee Cobb
ReplyDeleteThat was a different one. Snoop being the pimp in that BI.
ReplyDeleteRight, I remember now.
DeleteWhat the what?? I thought this was Miley, too!
ReplyDeleteI Remember the popular guess to this blind was Britney - BITCH!
ReplyDeleteIf RiRi ever wants to have a CraigsList hooker experience, someone give her my email addy. If she really misses Chris Brown, I could give her a "rough trick" experience too.
ReplyDeleteTwo acts of kindness!
ReplyDeleteR gave the money away and Ice-T was a "make a wish" volunteer. He made R's dream come true. Awwww
Ice-T will forever be A-list as an OG rapper. What he sees in that ass-bloated tart I cannot imagine, but he's a great rapper and released some interesting metal cuts.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with a pimpin' kindness....
That's right, it was the Jessica Simpson one I was thinking of!
ReplyDeleteBwahaha, Kristin!
Count, sigh
Is it me or other than this blind has this reveal day has been so so so lame....
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that's really true. That be crazy.
ReplyDelete@Catherine: The Bosworth/Martin/Goop reveal was pretty good.
ReplyDeleteBusy crying now because of all the kindness in this one
ReplyDeleteAh, young love.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Rhianna start as a hooker?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if riri liked to 'throw the dice' when she was hooking...
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it was fantasy or some personal achievement she had to accomplish. Interesting.
ReplyDeleteUhhhh….whaaaaaa….wow. That one is about a million shades of f-ed up, especially since she like's to ride bareback just to "roll the dice" once in a while.
ReplyDeleteI'll spank you with my umbrella-ella-ella!
ReplyDeleteHow does a hooker work from 8-6 and making only a few hundred dollars? What the hell was she charging?
ReplyDeleteShe may have only given BJs.
ReplyDeleteChilderoland - they don't make that much. If I remember from Hookers on the Point, you're lucky to get $50 a trick.
ReplyDeleteI think RiRi needs to be on the 2014 Death Watch List. Between the drugs, alcohol and seriously unsafe sex, she is a goner. Just when I did not think anyone was as screwed up as LiLo.
ReplyDeleteAll I have here..is hoops (john cusack) has same name as me...sooooo off topic, watched "movies 43" fing funniest movie ever.
ReplyDelete@childeroland: Skanked out, drug addled street ho's? $20-50 bj, $50-100 fuck. Likely they were almost all BJ car dates.
ReplyDeletelooks like she and cara delv are sleeping together now, they are everywhere together
ReplyDeletestill you got to have some serious issues to do shit like this
ReplyDeleteMontana, Skor, Jeneral got this right
ReplyDeleteIce T used to be a pimp, so this was easy for him.
ReplyDelete@baconranch oh yes he did! Coco was his bottom b****. then, he fell in love with her and put her on as his wife.
ReplyDeletethat's why it took so long for his oldest son to be sure of her.
oh Hollywood is cray cray
I read somewhere that the pre-nup says Ice-t gets the titty and ass implants back in the event of a divorce.
ReplyDeleteAll of Ice-T's women were hookers! That's the only type of women he likes.
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