This female celebrity chef/talk show host has gone to Playboy and asked to appear in an issue. Topless. It is not the first time she has tried to shake things up. I'm still getting over the first time though.
I couldn't figure out what "the first time" this Enty couldn't get over was. Thanks Seven! And realy appreciate the NSFE (eyeballs) warning, even though I ignored that shit and now will be seeing Rachael and her wooden spoon forevah.
Rachael Ray always gave me a "12pk, tequila and pizza" type of party vibe. Would definitely bone her. Would not buy a copy of P-boy to see her tits though. If she showed the Beef Curtains in SWANK, I'd head to a jack shack and pick it up.
I saw pictures of a spread she did for some men's magazine once, although I'm not sure it was "Playboy". They were really bad. I remember in one picture she was wearing a skimpy outfit and holding a pie. Her pose was very stiff and she had a big cheesy smile. You could tell she had no idea what she was doing.
I remember the layout she did. Cutesy with a side of blech. She is so fucking annoying. I don't know what/who would convince her that Playboy would be interested.
Rachael Ray? Maybe that's a fantasy she and her husband have. I don't think she's got that much up top though. My first thought was Giada given her reputation but I guess her husband has to draw the line somewhere.
Sondra Lee is the First Lady/Girlfriend of the State of New York and her long time boyfriend Andrew Cuomo wants to be President. No centerfolds for her.
I take it they wouldn't have her?
ReplyDeleteGood for her. Whatever floats her boat. My hubbie wouldn't be interested but it sounds like she is more doing it for herself.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe this. I thought this would be Sandra Lee.
ReplyDeleteshe looks like a soccer mom. I guess the old fogies that still buy playboy would be into that?
ReplyDeleteWrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Trainwreck wrong
ReplyDelete@Seven- Or bending over in front of her oven. This is true you can't unsee those pics. I didn't even need to click your link!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't figure out what "the first time" this Enty couldn't get over was. Thanks Seven! And realy appreciate the NSFE (eyeballs) warning, even though I ignored that shit and now will be seeing Rachael and her wooden spoon forevah.
ReplyDeleteWhatever made her think she's Playboy material? She's got a cute face, but she's built like a chubby 12 year old boy.
ReplyDeleteOk, WTF. Why are @Seven's comments always disappearing?
ReplyDeleteEnterns don't like you @Seven of Eleven!
Werd, @Lotta :(
DeleteI come and see 7 of 11 chuckles being had, but don't get to have my own :(
She so wants to create this uber sexy image. She should just follow Giada's path and become a blow job queen.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Lotta! I thought the cough meds were messing with me
ReplyDeleteNo kidding!
ReplyDelete@Lotta it cant ever be Sandra Lee because she is the first lady of New York State now and it would be a scandal bigger than anything.
ReplyDelete@sandy, I was being sarcastic because my state doesn't need anymore sex scandals.
Delete@Lotta, I guess I'm not racist enough or I haven't fulfilled the quota on dropping f-bombs. :( I'll go to my corner.
ReplyDelete@Seven, if anyone deserves the corner, it's the Entern! They no like links? I'm baffled.
Delete@Lotta, IKR? It's not like Rachael was naked!
Deleteyears ago she did a cutesy spread in Maxim, but she was in her late 20's then and probably still only 1 pack a day instead of 2.
ReplyDeleteI'd totally enjoy seeing Rachael Ray's snoobs!
ReplyDeleteEwe not with those raisins
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't wanna see any of her even if SHE paid ME to take a peek.
ReplyDeleteRachael Ray always gave me a "12pk, tequila and pizza" type of party vibe. Would definitely bone her. Would not buy a copy of P-boy to see her tits though. If she showed the Beef Curtains in SWANK, I'd head to a jack shack and pick it up.
ReplyDeleteI saw pictures of a spread she did for some men's magazine once, although I'm not sure it was "Playboy". They were really bad. I remember in one picture she was wearing a skimpy outfit and holding a pie. Her pose was very stiff and she had a big cheesy smile. You could tell she had no idea what she was doing.
ReplyDeleteOh, whoa!! Wow! I like Rachel Ray, but she is NOT playboy material.
ReplyDeleteI remember the layout she did. Cutesy with a side of blech. She is so fucking annoying. I don't know what/who would convince her that Playboy would be interested.
ReplyDeleteRachael Ray? Maybe that's a fantasy she and her husband have. I don't think she's got that much up top though. My first thought was Giada given her reputation but I guess her husband has to draw the line somewhere.
ReplyDeleteSondra Lee is the First Lady/Girlfriend of the State of New York and her long time boyfriend Andrew Cuomo wants to be President. No centerfolds for her.
I bet they declined, fearful that she wouldn't shut up for two minutes. Her voice drives me craaaaazy ...
ReplyDeleteThis lady is too short and dumpy to be in Playboy.
Maybe she did it to please her scumbag of a husband, who has quite the reputation ...
Her pics in Maxim were HORRIBLE! Even with photoshop, she came off as very WRONG and non-sexy.
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