Blind Items Revealed
August 28, 2013
This former B list mostly movie actress turned friend to those who have money and occasional actress was so blitzed on a flight from a NYC to LA that the actress fell over on the guy sitting next to her and it took three people to lift her off the guy. Five minutes later, the process was repeated and went on for almost half the flight.
Tara Reid
Keeping it "classy".
ReplyDeleteOf course you did, @VIP! :D
ReplyDeleteAB 8:07 AM
ReplyDeleteHow would it take three people to pull her scrawny torso off of someone? I understand dead weight and all but that seems a bit much. The passenger was pinned underneath her sorry drunk shriveled shell of a body?
^^ This person took the words right out of my mouth..
It wouldn't take three people to get that skank off of me.. I would simply shove her passed out ass directly onto the aisle floor.
ReplyDeleteArmish-word. Ka-boom she goes. Once.
DeleteOk VIP see ya at 2:30 go rest up becuz I fixed my mobile browser and everything loads just fine now :)
ReplyDeleteBtw if I was him Id request a refund of my fare or a voucher for a free flight .
ReplyDeleteHasn't everyone "Nailed it", VIP?
ReplyDeleteOh, wait, you meant you guessed it. My bad...
As to how it would take three people to remove her - well, I'm guessing that they were only lifting with their finger tips, which were well wrapped in whatever napkins they could find. I seriously doubt anyone grabbed a sturdy hold on her. Doing so would probably lead to seepage through whatever material they were using to prevent contamination...
Not to mention you'd have to delicately place yourself away from any spewing blowholes. One wouldn't want to get covered in case of a stomach breach...
@Meatros Well played! :)
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ReplyDeleteBe nice! VIP is our friend. And a fairly good natured one unless some ass like me decides to challenge her on BIs and she uses me as an example of her prowess while simultaneously scratching my eyes out.
ReplyDeleteI hope the guy was copping feels on her Franken-tits while she was passed out on him.
ReplyDeleteWho's being mean to VIP?
ReplyDeleteSheesh.. ya'll were the ones putting sand in people's hair on the playground weren't you..
ReplyDelete@Claudea :)
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Guys, I think Meatros was joking that everyone has nailed Tara Reid, not being mean to VIP. :)
ReplyDeleteHaha I do like those nails VIP.
ReplyDelete@sandybrook @VIP ... heck @ everybody today!
DeleteWas it near Halloween? She could've been practicing Bobbing for Penis. Have to admire dedication to a sport.
ReplyDelete"Guys, I think Meatros was joking that everyone has nailed Tara Reid, not being mean to VIP. :)"
ReplyDeleteYes, exactly. I wasn't trying to insult VIP - I'm actually impressed by her Oracle-like knowledge of these things.
I WAS trying to insult Tara Reed.... So...yeah, I probably would have been dumping sand on Tara's hair as we repeated kindergarten together a few times...
I definitely read it as a rip on Tara - "hasn't everyone nailed it" (Tara) because... well, pretty much everyone has!
ReplyDeleteI loved her on Scrubs. Now, I just love that she asked Steve Sanders, "How do a whale and a shark have sex?"
lol I sowwy! Musta misinterpreted..
ReplyDeleteMind meet gutter. Its Jlos leather dress' fault!
ReplyDelete@7of11... "Tara Reid didn't spend enough time doing her homework. Appearing on Discovery's Shark After Dark with Sharknado co-star Ian Ziering on Tuesday, Aug. 6, the 37-year-old actress confused the audience -- and herself -- while discussing the mating habits of animals. "How do a whale and a shark have sex?" she asked.
ReplyDelete"Today, I was like, all right, I don't wanna, like, sound stupid when I do this show today, like. . . so I learned a little education on sharks," Reid explained to host Josh Wolf. "So I look up sharks on the internet and I see whale sharks so I'm like that must mean that a whale and a shark have sex and then it made me think how do a whale and a shark have sex?"
"There is a thing called whale sharks and then I realized whales are mammals and sharks are animals so they have nothing to do with each other," the American Pie star continued, unaware of Zieling and Wolf's confused expressions. "So basically the dolphins have sex with each other but the sharks don't, so then I thought how is it such a thing?"
With no sign of stopping -- even with laughter filling the room -- Reid continued to share her misinformation. "But the difference is there is a whale shark which is the biggest shark in the ocean, he's also scary and then you have the great white who's also scary. There are over 400 kinds of shark but the whale shark is kind of interesting because he's so mean – he's like a killer."
This level of stupidity is downright MIND BLOWING. WoW.
No problem Aemish.
ReplyDeleteSeven of Eleven...I'm reading that article...WOW...Some choice quotes:
"Today, I was like, all right, I don't wanna, like, sound stupid when I do this show today, like. . . so I learned a little education on sharks," Reid explained to host Josh Wolf. "So I look up sharks on the internet and I see whale sharks so I'm like that must mean that a whale and a shark have sex and then it made me think how do a whale and a shark have sex?"
"There is a thing called whale sharks and then I realized whales are mammals and sharks are animals so they have nothing to do with each other," the American Pie star continued, unaware of Zieling and Wolf's confused expressions. "So basically the dolphins have sex with each other but the sharks don't, so then I thought how is it such a thing?"
Whales and Sharks are both animals...I don't fault Tara for confusing the class system (mammals, Chondrichthyes), but wtf? Sharks don't have sex with one another?
With no sign of stopping -- even with laughter filling the room -- Reid continued to share her misinformation. "But the difference is there is a whale shark which is the biggest shark in the ocean, he's also scary and then you have the great white who's also scary. There are over 400 kinds of shark but the whale shark is kind of interesting because he's so mean – he's like a killer."
Some of this is so stupid and incomprehensible that it's hard to know just where the education system failed her.
Whale sharks are filter feeders - they aren't exactly 'mean' or 'killers'.
Aemish - we both posted some of the same quotes.
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I want to know where she learned this crap from?
@Meatros
ReplyDeleteShe learned it from the Internet.
They couldn't post it if it weren't true.
Bon-jor.
A child could lift Tara but it takes three WWF wrestlers to lift the silicone.
ReplyDelete@Meatros.. I know, right?? My mouth actually opened reading that. I wanted to laugh but actually found myself feeling more alarmed than anything else!
ReplyDeleteThey should have dropped her out of the plane with a parachute and life raft.
ReplyDeleteIsn't there an island in the middle of the Atlantic with an airport?
@Meatros & @aemish, she had me at the opening line.
ReplyDeleteToday, I was like, all right, I don't wanna, like, sound stupid when I do this show today, like. . . so I learned a little education on sharks
I learned a little education, too! But I don't wanna, like, sound stupid sharing it.
I'm surprised they even let her on the plane if she was that drunk.
ReplyDeleteDrug dealing hookers who use too much of their own product don't last long.
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