August 27, 2013
This A+ list mostly movie actor got into a huge fight with his fairly new girlfriend and kicked her out of his hotel at around 2 a.m. Instead of calling an escort service, our actor went to a club in NYC and walked out with someone new about 30 minutes after he got there.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Does he actually have girlfriends?
ReplyDeleteI thought he used VS like an ATM..there when you want it, then walk away.
He has such a repulsive vibe to him. Bland as oatmeal with a generous sprinkle of douchiness. Yuck.
ReplyDelete..and to come full circle, this asshole should be putting flowers on River's grave every year. Along with his Gilbert Grape co-star.
ReplyDeleteHe's got moves
ReplyDeleteIt took him 30 minutes?! I would think it would take about 2 minutes for him to walk into a club and leave with a chick.
ReplyDeleteWINNING!
ReplyDeleteWell sure hes Leo after all. Girls fall all over him hes so good looking. :(
ReplyDeleteAging well, he is not.
DeleteAbandon me Meanie...I adored him in Titanic
ReplyDeleteI've been mentioning how River would be in that role but honestly, jerkhead did it really really well
I thought I was the only one who found him a lump of uncooked dough with raisen eyes. Anybody else notice as a " tot " he has a face shaped like a preying mantis?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Victoria Secret models have a pool going about who is going to man him next. I used to work at a " high end " strip club ( bartender ) and the strippers used to make bets about who was going to blow the newest bouncer first. Not exactly the same scale but you catch my drift ...
ReplyDeletegood, i'm not the only one who thinks he's pretty gross. i pretty much avoid all his movies.
ReplyDeleteat the same time, i totally have a movie star crush on his best buddy lucas haas.
Name of the bar please and hotel
ReplyDelete@thetealdragon that was the best laugh I had all week! I literally choked on my food. LMAOOO
Delete@hollwood dime Glad I made you laugh <3
DeleteI'm serious tho lol
I'm relieved I'm not the only one that does not find him attractive. He is a good actor, but nothing appealing about him beyond that.
ReplyDeleteUm, Alicia..if I were a stripper, the last person I would think of blowing for cash is a bouncer.
ReplyDeleteAt a strip club.
I mean, why blow your cash at the door? Makes no sense.
@bacon @alicia I cocktailed in a 'gentlemens' club in college. The bouncers, cocktail girls, bartender are a strippers best friend. They usually know who the big spenders are before the strippers do. They point them out and the girls tip you awesome for it.
DeleteAnd some of the bouncers are hot.
I agree Hollywood - many of the bouncers were pretty sexy which I think was the dancers motivating factor, not so much the cash. But after bartenders, bouncers usually made the most money in those places. Many guys walking in the front door, especially high rollers , tip bouncers first. It allows them to feel as if they have a " friend " in the club. Plus where I worked the bouncers were required to get a $20 minimum tip from each girl. When you have 20 girls on a shift that ads up. It isn't unusual for a bouncer to make $500 a night in tips.
DeleteThis man is effiicent, I will give him that. Well, He never pretends anything other than what he is.
ReplyDelete@Bacon, my bill for keyboard replacement is in the mail. Damn mimosa!
ReplyDeleteI liked Leo in Titanic, Gilbert Grape, loved him in Catch Me If You Can. I am not fond of Nicholson Dicaprio, though.
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ReplyDeletei did really like him in The Aviator as his creepiness went perfectly with the role and i was able to forget who it was i was watching.
ReplyDeleteRe watched Revolutionary Road today and he really is a great actor. Agree he has not aged well though.
ReplyDeleteI loved The Aviator & Titanic. other than that, I don't see it. Yeah, what girl doesn't want to be w/ some guy who she knows will dump her in 6-12 weeks (if that) whilst screwing everything else?
ReplyDeleteleo a gross bridge troll
ReplyDeleteAlicia is making me want to get a side job bouncing/bartending at a strip club. Certainly not a high end one though.
ReplyDeleteAs for Leo, he should live it up, cause he is going to have a lot of year as Jack Nicholson ahead of him, paying for the cooch or fronting the cocaine.
Believe me, I say high end with a grain of salt Count.
DeleteI like Leo the actor. The man, not so.much. Titanic was just a horrible movie in my opinion but it made careers and boat loads of money. Pun intended.
ReplyDeleteHe always does the same kind of films, always some vague, not-quite present day, New York businessman / crook. Telling the same story repeatedly is dull.
ReplyDeleteWhat I don't like mostly is how his characters are the same, some criminal cum businessman in some vague era similar to the present. Gets boring.
I like my A list actors with plenty of dough, and 'Doughy'.
ReplyDelete@steampunk jazz, that is one of my favorite descriptions! I refer to him as 'puddin face raisin eyes', can't believe someone else made that reference!
ReplyDeleteDamn that's cold!!!
ReplyDeleteNo use Leo wasting a perfectly good hotel room. He lives in NYC. I guess he doesn't take women back to his apartment.
ReplyDeleteit's good being king.
ReplyDeleteit's good being king.
ReplyDeletehe wasted with some friends his hotel room in Bristol hotel at Paris in december(when it's out ,the french publicist of WOWS was not happy )
ReplyDeletei love him as actor :he's intense and charismatic but weirdly he always acts the same sort of character since THE BEACH and his accents enough are terrible (his voice is not his best advantage)
his Jordan Belford is a funny Gatsby without depth
i would be most surprised if it HAD been a hooker ,i dont think he screw's those...with all the VS models he's got why would he.
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