Blind Items Revealed
October 4, 2013
The girlfriend of this former almost A list mostly movie actor and Academy Award winner/nominee who is now a punch line to a lot of jokes is so forgetful that he left her naked and tied up for hours because he had got up to go to the bathroom during sex and then became distracted with something else.
Gary Busey
Sounds like the scene in that movie Spun when Jason Schwartzmans character is on a meth binge and leaves his gf tied to the bed with tape on her mouth for a day or two. Busey is probably a meth-head (would explain a lot)...
ReplyDeleteIts kinda hard for me to picture him as an award winner.
ReplyDeleteSandy - he was only nominated for "Buddy Holly Story" - he didn't win.
DeleteDoesn't he have a history of a closed head injury?
ReplyDeleteyes - he was in a bad motorcycle crash with head injury.
DeleteIt's kind of hard for me to imagine a woman getting naked with Gary Busey
ReplyDeleteHeeeey Charlie
DeleteCharlie - "hard," or "mentally damaging?"
Delete"Yeesh, blearg" is also sn understandable variation.
On the brightside, when he forgot about her, she didn't have to have sex with him. Or his TEEF.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't he have a wee baby?
ReplyDeleteYeah right Charlie? I mean eww.
ReplyDeleteAnd while it falls on blind eyes, Enty, take a look at that first sentence. So his girlfriend found herself? I mean I understand it but good lord that's a bloody mess.
Who wrote this? The blind it so badly written, it says the GIRLFRIEND was forgetful, not Gary Busey. I refuse to believe a lawyer's grammar and vocabulary could be this atrocious. If the faux-Entys are going to pretend to be the original, couldn't they at least take a writing and composition class?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to buy a comma.
ReplyDeleteTIED UP-Taking in extra diversions until pus*y.
ReplyDelete@Marty haha---
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but I just can't see anyone wanting to get nekkid with him. Just ewwwwww!
ReplyDelete@Derek: Spun was great.
ReplyDeleteI need more specific info on how many hours. Some chicks don't even consider it a party until 2-3 hours in to being restrained.
Hey Kristin! You gonna snark with us during Grammy time? Kinda missed you during the SAGs.
ReplyDeleteSounds like early dementia has set in.
ReplyDeleteThanks Charlie! I may. It's Housewives of Atlanta pajama party smack down tonight so we shall see.
ReplyDelete@Kristin---Im with you on that! Atlanta is sooo good but we are so behind in Canada the new season has not even started here yet!
ReplyDeleteBusey has actual brain damage from his accident, so he has alot of mental issues. Throw in drugs, booze and innate douchiness and ya got a mess.
ReplyDeleteAw, yeah, auntliddy!! When you put it like that, he's downright HAWT!!!
ReplyDeleteI gotta go pee....... BUTTERFLY!
ReplyDeleteBut, if your boyfriend had left you tied up to a bed and not returned after even five minutes, wouldn't you call out to him? Yell? Scream? Until you got his attention? How does it wind up taking hours before you can get him to finally return?
ReplyDelete@LadyWawa Ball. Gag.
DeleteI loved Wawa when I lived near Jersey and drank at the shore. (BarA) .wawa is down here in Florida now but nowhere near anywhere I wanna go (Orlando) :(
ReplyDeleteBarA sandybrook????? I know it well! Haven't been there in many years, but I spend every summer at the shore.
ReplyDeleteNaughty Nurse is a Benny!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy buddies and I usually avoided BarA in the summers. Too many juice up guidos and plastic skanks. Winter Tuesdays w/ 50cent 7 oz drafts and Love Lies Bleeding performing is when we went.
Summers were usually McCann's for food and Paul's for partying. Then some nights we would just party at my one friend's house, 2 blocks from the water. Shortly before 2AM we would head down to the pizza place to quell the munchies and watch Staten Island pour out of DJ's. We would get prime seats to check out the stumble drunk hotties and the morons who weren't getting laid so they would try to start fights. I wish I had a cell phone camera in those days. Maybe it is a good thing I didn't, cause the videos could trigger some acid/shroom flashbacks.
Someone attempted to fuck Gary Busey? Why? Nevermind, there couldn't possibly be a good reason.
ReplyDeleteYep. A Benny of sorts. More of a local than a Benny, though. Still spend every weekend of the summer there with the family, biking to the beach and playing in the sand.
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ReplyDeleteHe didn't forget, He was probably somewhere over the rainbow...
ReplyDeleteYep BarA @nurse but I'm not a Guido or a Benny we just went out there to visit our friends and go drink at their shore bars. We got better pours out there and they got better tips than the locals gave them.
ReplyDeleteWow - he's such a catch. Said no-one ever.
ReplyDeleteWho the FUCK would let Gary Busey tie them up? hahahahaha No sympathy from me love. hahahahaha
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