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Blind Items Revealed

August 22, 2013

This A list mostly movie actor was making out and groping some woman in a corner of a Vegas hotel the other night. The woman looked scarily similar to the actor's sister. So much so, that the person who spotted the actor had to do a double take because he thought something really juicy was going on. Well, the pair are close, so it would make sense he would find someone who looks like her. Just as long as he is not calling her sis in bed or something.

Joaquin Phoenix

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  1. So he was making out with someone who wasn't his sister? No story here. Move along people.

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  2. Anonymous9:04 AM

    Given that women often marry men who remind them of their fathers, I wouldn't be surprised if siblings found people who looked like their own, attractive too. Not speaking from personal experience here. But he hasn't done anything wrong.

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  3. An ex and I looked like brother and sister. We liked to make out in fast food places to freak people out.
    We were fancy like that.

    RIP River. Much better actor than Leaf.

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  4. Creepy, but no surprise, they are all messed up from bizarre upbringing.

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  5. Oh, man. Brace yourselves, people, for the pro-incest folks...

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  6. @Rhysie, please no! I'm still on my first cup of coffee!

    I still think that loon was trying to make a point that gay marriage is a gateway drug to incest marriage. Uh-huh.

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    1. There, there, dearie. You've been warned, so it'll be alright.

      o.0

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  7. I don't know what kind of actor River would be today but Joaquin is pretty amazing.

    This blind is weird because I'm sure that I would recognize a female Phoenix if she walked into my apartment.

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  8. Obviously I can't prove this, but imagine River as Jack Dawson.
    Leo owes his freakin' career to that kid

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    1. Oh, that's a bit harsh on Leo.

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  9. Also I don't get where Joaquin is a good actor?
    He played a jerk, won an award.
    Tricked everyone into thinking he was going to retire.

    Sure is a prize all right.

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    1. @Baçonranch, did you see see that cop horror he co produced and acted in with Donnie Wahlberg? I have seen some bad movies but Christ, they trotted out Every cliche and constantly changed the storyline to get them all in...
      The rumor mill was running strong on the drug use and how Joaquin was about to kick
      Terrible movie...

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  10. @Bacon, I do think Joaquin's a good actor. He owned the Johnny Cash role and was terrific in The Master and Signs. That retirement/rap star stunt was pretty stupid, though.

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  11. I also think he's a very good actor. Aside from the 2 that Seven listed, he's great in Gladiator and Signs.

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  12. Men are often attracted to women who look like their mother or the exact opposite, same with women, and so long as they aren't your mother or father it's all good.

    He is a good actor I agree 7-11 he is just a very odd guy but he was raised in a very odd family so it is no surprise.

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  13. I really love Joaquin in everything I've seen him in. Odd guy, for sure, but seriously talented.

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  14. I liked Joaquin in Inventing the Abbotts & Gladiator.

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  15. I liked Joaquin in Inventing the Abbotts & Gladiator.

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  16. His best movie was 8MM. I still think that movie was only made so the major players could do "research", but at least I got a hero out of it. Long live Machine.

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  17. Don't judge me but I've always loved Signs. I fell in love with Joaqiun in that movie.

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  18. I have always liked Joaquin myself. Walk the Line is my favorites. And I know it has been said, but maybe the sister looks like the mom and men sometimes go for women who look like their moms. Also, not sure what the sister looks like, but you could basically say anyone with the same coloring looks like someone else.

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  19. Yeah well it wasn't his sister though was.it?

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  20. He fucks his sister too.

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  21. Anonymous1:16 PM

    isn't it between him and colin farrel as top guesses for the blind about the actor actually being in a relationship with his sister and his family is cool with it?

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  22. Is this Enty trying to tell us that Joaquin and Rain -- do I have the right sister? -- are the answer to that blind about the brother and sister who had been having a long-term incestuous affair? Can someone find that one? I didn't imagine that, right?

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  23. Anonymous1:38 PM

    my thoughts exactly!

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  24. I would like to hear from some pro-incet folks. Seriously. I reeeeeally want to know your thought process here.

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  25. Yeah...but this was a BV wasn't it? The brother and sister were hooking up, the parents knew and no one said anything. His sister is the love of his life...literally.

    The most popular guess was Joaquin and his sister.

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