July 23, 2013
This horrible mother of a former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a C+ with A list name recognition once crashed her daughter's sex party. Her daughter was having sex with this A+ list mostly movie actor who deserves to be about a C with his talent and the mom wanted to be part of the action. Not with the daughter, because even she is not that creepy, but wanted the A+ lister to alternate so to speak. He refused. He also left.
Dina Lohan/Lindsay Lohan/Gerard Butler
Oh the ick factor of that scenario. Blerg.
ReplyDeleteeven shitheads have standards they live by I guess
ReplyDeleteWho knew Wookie Boobs Butler had standards? Huh.
ReplyDeleteDamn Gerard Butler I know you dirty and stick your shit to anything but I didnt know you would sink this Low.
ReplyDeleteEek!
Ewwwww! Butler, what are you thinking?.
ReplyDeleteyuk
ReplyDeleteStill... I feel a tiny bit sorry for Lilo. She never stood a chance in life with parents like hers .
My god, the airborne toxic event that coupling must have caused. Hazmat suits for all.
ReplyDeleteGross from all sides.
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ReplyDeleteOh. My. God.
ReplyDeleteo.O
ReplyDeleteGood gawd, can you imagine your Mother doing that?
I agree @Murielle.
I'm sitting here shuddering.
ROFL what Sandybrook & nbalaclava26 said +about a million.
ReplyDeletef*cking EW.
UGH!
ReplyDeleteGood for him I guess? Nasty.
ReplyDeleteWhoa.. what Sandy said lol
ReplyDeleteLilo never stood a chance.
ReplyDeleteIm speechless.
ReplyDeleteSo let's recap 2013: a giant super typhoon almost obliterated the Phillipines, an oompah-loompah rules Congress and now this. Yep, it's the Apocalypse all right. These are clearly signs of impending Armageddon.
ReplyDeletein what world is Gerald butler A+ list actor??? he's not in the same league than RDJ or leo dicaprio
ReplyDeleteI think I just contracted herpes by reading this blind
ReplyDeletewas this before or after he slept with jennifer aniston ?
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with these people??
ReplyDeleteThose Lohans are demented. Gross, too.
ReplyDeleteIt's no wonder Lindsay is the way she is. Still doesn't excuse it but still.
ReplyDeleteWho knew Gerard had a line he wouldn't cross? Wow... Guess Dina is just too skanky for him.
Can we please ship Bieber, Chris Brown, the Kardashians, & the Lohans off to an island with no way of getting off of it?
No! They'll breed!
DeleteValtrex cocktails for everyone. Ughh! I hope they all hazmat showered with bleach!
ReplyDeleteOh the sweet irony of Gerard Butler almost coming out of this like a gentleman...
ReplyDeleteYes, Sprink! But only by the Lohan benchmark!
DeleteDina was just too old for Butler. If it had been one of Lindsay's friends....
ReplyDeleteLilo threw sex parties and people showed up?
ReplyDeleteNAS-TAY! Now I need to go take a Silkwood shower
ReplyDeleteA hazmat situation, for sure. Dina is nuts! What kind of person would be ok with her daughter's "juices" all over her as GB alternated? Disgusting.
ReplyDeleteWhenever I think of LiLo's vadge I think of the alien in the trunk in Repo Man.
ReplyDeletejust....nasty
ReplyDeleteI can just see Dina coming in and being like "OOOH OOOH! Let me ride next!"
ReplyDeleteI think after 300 made a surprise shitload of money Butler was considered "almost A-list." Not anymore, of course.
ReplyDeleteAs he's a total manwhore I'm not surprised he was nailing Lindsay Lohan, but I am surprised that he wouldn't stoop to a 3-way with her mom. Guess the guy actually has some standards.
Wow. Someone Gerard Butler wouldn't fuck - will wonders never cease? He must have antibiotics on an IV every night.
ReplyDeleteI always keep Lilo in my Dead Pool, for obvious reasons. I just hope her wretched whore of a mother goes first and takes that nasty pimp of a father with her.
Geez - he has a type, doesn't he? Lohan, Brandi Glanville ...
ReplyDeleteIf there had been a filthy festival porta-loo, we might be reading a different blind outcome.
ReplyDeleteHmmm ... sounds like Dina had more flies around her cooch than her daughter.
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