September 4, 2013
"She (A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy award winner/nominee) once put on a wig and wanted to roleplay. She dressed as she imagined a hooker would dress and then wanted me to pick her up at the bar in the hotel where we were staying. I went down to the bar and everyone was staring at her because it was obvious who she was and people were laughing and taking photos. I felt bad for her, but she didn't know they were laughing at her, so when I tried to call the whole thing off she started screaming at me in the bar and slapped my face and said she was getting another room. When I tried to go to find out what room she was in later, I found out she had not checked into a room. Later I found out she wanted an excuse to leave the hotel because she was cheating on me with a couple of other guys and promised them she would see them that night. I guess she went from one to the next and I didn't see her for two days." This will be revealed.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Shit
ReplyDeleteI imagine that negotiating the price with her would have been a special kind of Hell...
ReplyDeleteGOOP and her PR people may be the only ppl in the world who think shes hot and sexy. Who's speaking here any guesses?
ReplyDeleteWhat??? I would never have guessed her (also, because she's not an A+ actress).
ReplyDeleteI thought this was the Jolie. I didn't realize Gwyneth was also a crazy wh*re. Too funny.
I'm guessing Affleck
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt for the boyfriend?
ReplyDeletemaybe brad pitt narrating a story from back in the day... i dont think present gwyneth would do this.
ReplyDeletewhy are people so weird? just shag.
+1
DeleteAh, just one example of what Vanity Fair decided not to report...
ReplyDeleteIt's sad how much I wanted that article to happen.
DeleteI was wondering who was speaking to. It would have to be Brad or Ben I would think.
ReplyDeleteHa. I love this.
ReplyDeleteHa. I love this.
ReplyDeleteHa Bacon Ranch thinks GOOP is hot and sexy becuz shes the only one who said GOOP.
ReplyDeletePepper Potts would never!
ReplyDeleteI would guess the guy speaking is Luke Wilson.
ReplyDeleteBen sounds likely to be a guy with loose lips. Get him at a table with a deck of cards and a bottle of anything.
ReplyDelete@T. E. Cuz - Never a truer statement uttered: just shag.
ReplyDeleteI like the Luke Wilson guess actually. The Wilson brothers both seem like talkers. I don't think Brad would go there. Ben I don't think would either. Luke only dated her briefly.
ReplyDeleteseriously, i dont understand all this playing around and games. hollywood is really mental.
ReplyDeletethis blind reminds me of the miley blind about her being jokingly pimped by snoop. so weird.
Paltrow/affleck
ReplyDeleteWait. What? This blind seems like bs.
ReplyDeleteWhat?!?! That dirty Whore!!! Love it!!
ReplyDeleteDamn Goop. I love her more.
ReplyDeletePictures or it never happened.
ReplyDeleteYeeeeees! I love this reveal! god bless you Enty! She is not so boring after all.. haha
ReplyDeleteWe'll, I didn't see THAT coming!
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Crila's logic.. I like the Ben card table scenario too but would rinkydink Goop actually cheat on or slap Ben or Brad in the face? I could totally see her walking all over Luke though :/
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ReplyDeleteWhy do people think the icy ones like her and Nic don't like sex? The icy ones like it best! It's just plain stupid to think Goop doesn't like sex.
ReplyDeleteA joke for the Count. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A whore does it with everyone, a bitch does it with everyone except YOU.
ReplyDeleteI thought brad because wasn't it pretty known she was cheating on him?
ReplyDeleteHa! It was probably Chris Martin. A few weeks ago there was a post about Chris telling friends that GP was freaky in the sheets.
ReplyDeleteThis... doesn't make sense. Am I missing something? She wanted to role play except she also wanted to go meet her other lovers? All in the same night?
ReplyDeleteSort of an ambitious schedule she set for herself, no?
My thoughts also NomNom83. Looking for an excuse to leave hotel so set up call girl fantasy? Maybe in his retelling of story he is trying to make you look even worse so threw in the part about looking for excuse to leave and cheating with acouple of other guys. If story is true then real story is probably just that after she got pissed she probably just called one of the other guys she was fucking and headed over to his house.
DeleteWhere are the pics?
ReplyDelete@Sherry: First time my ex said, "You'll probably think I'm a bitch, but..." I used that joke on her. She got pissed. I laughed.
ReplyDeleteSeems like a smearing campaign, other blinds about her exes indicate she was boring in the bedroom.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's not smearing, maybe placed to make belied she is an insatiable lioness in the bedroom "roar, grrr"
Whether it's true or not, it is both stupid and funny.
Agree with nomnom, seems so far fetched.
Pitt. He's always had the best options and worst taste in women in Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteWow. Crazy much?
ReplyDeleteI waited on her when she was in a wig with a man that was not Chris Martin, next door to the Mercer Hotel in 2004...it was awkward
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that makes me think this is fairly current, as in the last 10 years, is that the idea that everyone has a phone isn't terribly old. Maybe 8-12 years has been the timeline for camera phone ubiquity.
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