Blind Item #9 - Grammy Awards
This former A list rapper/tweener actor turned C+ list mostly movie actor who will always have A list name recognition with that name sent a woman to the hospital early this morning when the top of a champagne bottle broke off inside her. Yep, you read that right. He wanted to see how far it would go and she complied. Until it broke.
Phat E Arbuckle?
ReplyDeletePerfect. Absolutely perfect.
DeleteI... um... think we've seen this before.
ReplyDeleteAnd eww.
Internal hemorrhaging. Sexxay.
ReplyDeleteRomeo or bow wow
ReplyDeleteGross.
ReplyDeleteGiven how thick the glass is on a champagne bottle, those Kegel exercises must have really paid off.
ReplyDeleteI have some excess carbon, can you turn it into a diamond?
These women need to get some self respect and not do this crazy crap. I bet that ER trip was a load of fun.
ReplyDeleteHow did it break?! I've dropped champagne bottles on the floor without them even getting dinged. This doesn't seem possible.
ReplyDelete*Headbang!*
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ReplyDeleteHey guys, champagne bottle here: Can confirm that I broke off inside groupie's vagina. I got up there pretty far and he started with the bottom of the bottle! She was a champion and even offered to drive herself to the hospital!
ReplyDelete@Charlie, Kegels or vagina teeth? We may never know.
ReplyDeleteThe only tweener actor turned a list rapper that I know of is Drake, and this def isn't him. People already made a big enough deal about that as it is - if another exists, id like to know who it is...
ReplyDeleteVagina dentata! Vagina dentata!
ReplyDeleteLOL at Phat E. Arbuckle!!!
ReplyDeleteThe top of the bottle broke off or she got shot in the innards w/ a cork?
ReplyDeleteWth????
ReplyDelete@Count...either way that's a whole lot of frickin pain!
ReplyDeleteBow wow fits hasn't rapped since forever now an was lead in the movie lottery ticket( or something like that )
ReplyDeleteDerp he's the host of 106&park now on BET woulda mentioned that. So I change to Romeo
DeleteBS.....someone watches to many movies with breaking bottles, no way this could happen or she would have been in the emergency room too!
ReplyDeleteDiz dudde be takkin lesins form Davad Beckihm
ReplyDeleteI've seen video clip of a cork poppin in a cam whore. The expression on her face was priceless.
ReplyDeleteI know I will probably regret this but, can you elaborate on her expression?
DeleteI also can't see how a bottle can break from the inside of a vagina unless it was actually hit for the purpose of being broken.
ReplyDeleteShe may have gone to the ER with a bottle champagne inside of her, but my guess is that it was not broken.
And PS: Can we stop going all "self respect" flustered about women who do sexual foolish things?
I just read the post again: so the bottle broke inside the girl from the neck up (neck of the bottle, that is). This is total BS.
ReplyDeleteTotal bs. Not likely at all. If it was, all the bottles would break in transit.
ReplyDeleteWhy is everyone assuming it's the vagina? It was probably her ass, those muscles can tighten enough and push whatever it is to the bone, that's how bottle too could break. IMO.
ReplyDeleteBesides, there is a stop to the cervix and past the cervix, whereas the lower intestine can go on and on
ReplyDeleteThis is a celebrity gossip site, not a cervix stopper mucus plug vagina vs lower intestine science discussion site.
DeleteTake your "facts" and gtfo.
This is just like "One Man One Jar".
ReplyDeleteMaybe bottle banged against a brass IUD and took a chip out of the bottle?
ReplyDeleteAnyone here ever see the dude squatting on a pickle jar clip? Empty pickle jar up his ass, then the thing breaks and blood gushes all over. Sick, Cringe, Hate getting bombed with it.
Holy crap, @Count, you must have some straight up enemies to get bombed with that! {shudder}
DeleteJINX CHOPCHOP!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG!
ReplyDeleteI'm dying over here as I just noticed Count's avi on this post.
ReplyDelete@Robso Phat E Arbuckle is brilliant .
ReplyDeleteCalling bs too.
ReplyDeleteThis could be true. Seen the YouTube of the bottle rocket in the anus? Plenty of dumb shits to go around!
ReplyDeleteLL Cool J?
ReplyDeleteHey kpist,
DeleteDoes your name rhyme with "rapist" on purpose, or was that oversight?
Is it ok that I just auto-pronounce it "rapist" when I see it?
Thanks in advance for your response.
Best wishes,
Horse teeth and bloody hands
What? How sensitive was that champagne bottle, that it broke that easily? Champagne bottles are super thick glass. I don't believe this one at all.
ReplyDeleteclassy both ways
ReplyDeleteIt is not that difficult. There is a video where a dude sits naked on a bottle and it breaks while inside him. He starts to bleed while the rest of us fight between laughing and looking away.
ReplyDeleteWell, I have looked for it and it is some kind of jar and not a bottle.
It is called 1guy1cup, if you are curious.
Ludacris
ReplyDeleteLittle late to the commenting party, but my gawd, this is a painful blind to think about!!
ReplyDeleteAt least it wasn't a mud shark.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Glad you like it, Candyland.
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