Thursday, January 23, 2014

Blind Item #8

Two fashion photographers located in Europe were asked to shoot this A+ list reality star nude. They agreed until they discovered that credit was supposed to be given to her celebrity boyfriend who would claim the photos as his own. So, when the inevitable "art" photos are released in the next few weeks you will know they weren't taken by the celebrity.


40 comments:

  1. I can't wait until the Kardashian-free February.

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  2. Is Clint's daughter still dating the photographer?

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    1. Is that the one who married Jonah Hill's brother recently?

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    2. Anonymous12:50 AM

      @sifichick - no; Tyler and Francesca split some time ago. But they were my first thought also.

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  3. I don't wish death on anyone but there's a dark side of me that wishes Kimye would get run over by a double decker Greyline tourist bus!

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  4. OMG, they didn't learn anything from releasing Bound 2

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  5. I don't get it. Did the photographers agreee or not?

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  6. @Sophie Helene, right??? If "they agreed until they discovered" that would imply that they no longer agreed.

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  7. Wait, Kanye is acknowledging his genius doesn't extend to photography???? He's indirectly saying someone can do something he CAN'T, THAT it's amazing!!! These frauds deserve each other....smh

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  9. Anonymous9:06 AM

    so what??? this is nothing major.

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  10. On foot of this blind I'm off to buy shares in photoshop

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  11. Def Kim and Kanye.

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  12. Well, Hobbit nudes would be artistic.
    If Peter Jackson took them.

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  13. Yawns, KK, so obvious and why?

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  14. I think as a creative pro you wouldnt do the job, cause you want to be able to show it in your book and all that but considering who it is Id make them pay through the nose! That could potentially be 6 months worth of work right here.

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    1. @SteveWilliams, 'potentially be 6 months worth of work right here,' you think the photographers are getting paid by the square foot photographed? The ass alone would make some good change. Nice!

      I took it as these photographers declined but you know someone will say yes. And I don't read it as Kaye acknowledging he's not the best photographer - he just doesn't want to be near the squishy lady bits.

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    2. I think Kanye gets spelchekt into 'Kaye' regularly, and each time it happens he does a little inside.

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  15. Tyler Sheilds and Francessca Eastwood split he was cheating on her with
    Abigal Breslin (allegedly)

    Shocker, everything in Hollywood is fake.

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  16. I'm not sure, but I dont think Kardashian-free February actually made it thru the entire 2/13 month. :(

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  17. PMK and Kimmy
    Sitting in a tree
    P- l- o-t-t-i-ng
    1st comes kanye
    Then comes North
    Leaving pmk with her moneys worth

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  18. Steampunk that's some serious poetry you just tapped out.

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    1. What can I say...Wanna hear my beats??? ;-)

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  19. I'mma letyou finish but Kanye architected this whole thing to increase sales of his leather jogging pants. "I AM A GENIUS!," said Kanye West.

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  20. What's the point when you know they are going Photo-Shop K-Pig to death?

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  21. There are people (kanye is probably one) which actually believe that this would be legit if they oversaw the work of the other photographers or threw in some input during the shoot. I assume an egomaniac like Kanye has a number of fashion designer/stylists working for him and doing the real work under his divine inspiration to develop his fashion line or whatever the fuck he does fashion wise. This happens a lot in areas where cult of personality/publicity is a big factor - fashion being a huge one.

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  22. Completely agree with @texas rose.

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  23. Mert and Marcus or Inez and Vinoodth as the photogs. I'd be pissed, too.

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  24. A picture has already leaked:

    http://francophilia.com/gazette/?p=371

    You can definitely recognized Kim prior to the Photoshopping job that's usually applied to her photos.

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    1. @ Angela - I love what you did there. :)

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  25. @Karen: Maybe the photogs did not agree but someone did in the end.

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  26. I LOVE Con-ye. Heh.

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  27. Thanks Ms Snarky. I love a bit of snark myself.

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  28. Jeez I'm slow. Thanks Dani for helping me out.

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  29. I agree @Alita. These photographers declined once they found out the plan, but someone will take the money.

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  30. Another vote for Con-ye - that nickname is pure brilliance.

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  31. Kanye is such a drama queen, he is also fat and stupid, i wish him well

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