Blind Item #8
This foreign born former B+ list singer/celebrity who is now a B-/C+ thanks to her lengthy absence away from music is not likely to be invited back to this event by the host. Our singer was drunk and talking loudly during the event and was taking photos with her cell phone and just being an obnoxious pain. She then insulted a guy next to her and asked him how big his d**k was and that even though she is married it has been a long time since she had a d**k and did this all during the event.
I hope not Lily Allen.
ReplyDeleteLily Allen / Louis Vuitton fashion show
ReplyDeleteLily Allen was the first one that came to mind.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I can see her being far from dick.
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when you don't do any maintenance. If her husband doesn't like her any more then they should split up. Save each other the headache.
ReplyDeleteCeline Dion. It's always the last person you'd suspect.
ReplyDeleteIt probably is Lily but she has just had a big hit in the UK so is back in the trade so to speak.
ReplyDeleteThis grosses me out because she notoriously commented on how large her little brother's penis is and how she used to see it every morning.
ReplyDelete@Secret Torture, seriously? That's nasty.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, GoT fans, that's a game changer. Theon Greyjoy is played by Lily Allen's brother Alfie. {shudder}
what? lily just had a kid.... shes gotten some functioning dick lately
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Lily Allen - she's been burning bridges a lot of late, insulting her peers and biting the hand that fed her.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to stay in the game, keep working - don't drop out, because times (and followings) change.
Well, no pressure there, then. Honestly, it's as though the general public outright ASKING every talent/entertainer to give their souls over. Gotta stay current, gotta stay 'relevant' (I loathe that idea), gotta gotta gotta give the masses what they want.
ReplyDeletePoo on that, I say.
It's ok Seven, all taken care of... Theon's dick was cut off last season, so we are golden again :P
ReplyDeleteTo be different, Alanis Morissette.
ReplyDeleteAww Lily WTH
ReplyDeleteI think Alanis is a little too mild mannered these days - she's a crunchy granola mom :)
L@L, but are we sure?
ReplyDeleteI still hope they make Theon Greyjoy's TV role different from his book role.
i thought it was avril lavigne because she just generally seems like an a-hole
ReplyDeleteAvril would probably fit as well. She does certainly have a reputation for being an ass.
ReplyDeleteFor shame, Lily Allen! I genuinely like you.
ReplyDeleteAvril hasn't really been away. She had sorta hit videos in 2011 and early 2012, then new music in 2013. Is that time really a big enough gap? Y'all remember the old days when it might be 3-4 yrs in between acts releasing new music? Rihanna and One Direction, for example, put out about 2 completely new albums a yr now. It's crazy.
You are allowed to talk at a fashion show. I call bullshit on the part that says she is never invited back. She was only invited to be a shiny bauble in the audience and all that matters is if she shows up and powers-that-be think her association with the brand has synergy.
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