Friday, January 31, 2014

Blind Item #7

This barely A list mostly movie actor who probably ruined his shot at long term A recently brought home a woman to his place after picking her up at an event. When they got to his place she started to service him orally and he said it was awful and she was awful at it and kicked her out and told her not to come back until she got better. Nice guy.


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80 comments:

  1. MontanaMarriott11:04 AM

    Butler?

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  2. Unknown11:04 AM

    well munching and wetting is not pleasant. so it must have been really awfull.

    yeah righ, he should make her some coffee and teach her some lessons...

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  3. Karen11:05 AM

    Jonah Hill?

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  4. White.God.of.Fuck11:10 AM

    Nothing wrong with what he did. Nothing is worse than an awlful blowjob. You sit there, flaccid and bored, and at the end of it you have to thank the bitch for chomping your chunk. Bitches who don't know what they're doing can fucking bite your dong. it hurts. Better to get your schlong out of there ASAP.

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  5. Dena11:12 AM

    Josh Brolin

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  6. crila1611:15 AM

    OK...I don't believe this one is true either. What girl is going to admit to anyone that she was told by an actor, that she gives a horrible blowjob...and got kicked out for it.

    I'd go around telling everyone the actor has a small weenie.

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    1. Steampunk Jazz11:21 AM

      I'm with you crila. He should have picked someone without braces..; )

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    3. Unknown5:39 PM

      crila16- story is probably coming from actors friends. He probably told them all about it. Sounds like a bullshit blind though.,

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  7. sandybrook11:16 AM

    Jauquim Phoenix (sp!)

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  8. Count Jerkula11:17 AM

    I've walked out of bad lap dances, but never a bad blow job. I'll try to coach em, and if that don't help, move to 69, so I have something to do to cure the boredom. Form there, let em keep going until their jaw is sore and they ask to fuck.

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  9. sandybrook11:18 AM

    Superfly how much do you charge the guys you give bjs to?

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  10. Seven of Eleven11:19 AM

    It happens.

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  11. Candyland11:30 AM

    @Karen - I'm with you on the Jonah Hill guess. He strikes me as a Douche LaRue.

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  12. TalksTooMuch11:31 AM

    I always understood that the beejz were like pizza, even bad pizza is still pizza, right? I don't know though, I've never served bad pizza

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    1. Unknown11:45 AM

      I feel sorry for your son. You say nasty things like this often all while your avi has his picture...

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    2. TalksTooMuch11:51 AM

      Why do you care about me OR my son? And what have you got against good pizza, for the love of god??

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    3. TalksTooMuch11:52 AM

      And that means it's time to switch pix to the Wendy Winky Pic!

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  13. Steampunk Jazz11:36 AM

    God knows, I've never kicked anyone out for bad oral...I just move on if they can't take direction...: D

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  14. Tori11:54 AM

    I don't get why Wendy has such a hard-on against you TTM.

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  15. TalksTooMuch11:56 AM

    Me either, Tori.

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    1. Sugar 11:59 AM

      I feel sorry for anyone who is forced to interact with Wendy in her daily life.

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    2. Dantheman4:05 AM

      It seems like you guys have a problem when anyone disagrees with you, which makes for a hard like for you guys.
      She has a point- say what you like but maybe take your kid out your pic.

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    3. Dantheman4:06 AM

      Grrrr I meant hard life

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  16. Unknown11:57 AM

    noting worse than that. long day at work, want to have a really good time and then awfull blow job. of course you get out of it. no coaching no blah. mood is gone, you wonder if the coming is as bad as it begun.

    no. sudden end and make the best booty call available in the phone. coaching? moving on skipping that? No thanks. Maybe if she is a real keeper. Than heavily invest.

    not desperate, no teacher, offering quality and not accepting less than good.

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  17. Count JerkuIa11:58 AM

    wendy, as an obese woman, talkstoomuch has to be hypersexuaized in order to attract any attention from men. Being quick to suck dick, and being good at it, is the chubby girl's best asset. Her size also is most likely the main cause of her attraction to black men. Black men are happy to take on a hefty white girl. Hopefully none of this goes on around her son.

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  18. TalksTooMuch12:02 PM

    Bwahaha! Now I get Fake Count too! I feel kinda like I'm hogging all the trolls today!

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    1. Sugar 12:52 PM

      You're nobody til somebody hates you around here, TTM! You've made it! I've never been more proud of you.

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    2. TalksTooMuch1:27 PM

      Thank you, Sugar! I'd like to thank Wendy, without whom this wouldn't be possible, and really, I'm just blessed and honoured: triple shot, betches!

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  19. Sean12:06 PM

    I would think you would offer helpful suggestions to the girl. Not kick her out.

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  20. Unknown12:07 PM

    wtf is going on... why so much animosity?

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  21. TalksTooMuch12:08 PM

    Dunno, dude. Who hates a happy chubby ginge?

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    1. Already have one12:13 PM

      Ginger power! I hardly ever comment, but I find y'all highly entertaining.

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    2. TalksTooMuch12:15 PM

      Yay for posting, shelly! Does that mean you are a ginge, too?

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    3. Already have one12:30 PM

      More on the auburn side- not a true red red. I am covered in freckles; does that count?

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    4. TalksTooMuch1:28 PM

      Freckles ALWAYS count, shelly!

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    5. caydian7:12 AM

      As true dark auburn, I agree...freckles always count. GINGER POWER!

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  22. Paint Chips12:09 PM

    He couldn't get it up & blamed her for lacking skills.

    Gerard Butler it is!

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  23. sandybrook12:15 PM

    I thought we killed @fake Count nobody's heard peep out of it for months.

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  24. Kristin Wigs12:25 PM

    Fuck off Wendy and Fugazi Count.

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    1. Seven of Eleven12:26 PM

      @Kristin, interesting that they both show up at the same time.

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    2. Kristin Wigs12:31 PM

      @7 Interesting? I wouldn't go that far. Transparent desperation?

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    4. TalksTooMuch1:07 PM

      Spidey senses?? Tingling??

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  25. Seven of Eleven12:42 PM

    Redacted.

    @Wendy

    @FauxCount

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  26. Lucas12:46 PM

    Dear Fugazi Cunt, er, Count:

    TTM is sweet and funny and absofuckinglutely gorgeous (serious - when I get over Lena Imma stalk you a little) and deserves none of your bitter hag bullshit. I know it sucks when you aren't one of the cool kids and you only know how to process your emotions by lashing out but maybe you should see if mom will up your dose a little and take you out for ice cream. Instead of fucking with someone who doesn't deserve it.

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    1. TalksTooMuch12:51 PM

      Ah Lucas, you're the best. You can stalk me any time

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  27. libby12:48 PM

    Where's libbyonamobile ??? That's my troll. S/he made me feel so LOVED, truly.

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    1. Kimberly Joyce1:30 PM

      I want to be the one who makes you feel loved, Libby.
      I love you, Libby.

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  28. ninotchka12:49 PM

    Wow. And I thought I had aggravation around here this week.

    I'm with Paint Chips. He couldn't get it up and blamed the girl.

    Barely A list movie guy who's ruined his shot at long-term A, is too drunk/drugged up to get it up and treats women like shit? James Franco.

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  29. RubberBiscuit12:55 PM

    Blah blah blah. Derp! Blah blah blah blah. If you could get a whiff of my rancid gaping cunt right now, you would puke on yer friggin computer. Blah blah blah. My soggy smelly snatch is as empty as my stupid fucking skull. I wish it didn't stink so fucking much, then my hubby wouldn't have to spend car payments on CraigsList hookers. Blah blah blah. DERP! I am almost as chicken shit as I am stupid. I come out here and attack people with a fake account, and when I get my face stuck in it, I run and hide. You have any idea how horrible it is to crouch and cower in a closet with a cunt that smells like tuna and salami mixed with mayo, vinegar and feet, then left in the sun for 3 days? I gotta rim a finger around my asshole, then pick my nose just to mask the stank. DERP!

    I...OWN...YOU.

    Bring it, cunt.

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  30. Jessi12:58 PM

    Someone up in here has multiple personalities. A few of you can saw it off as far as I am concerned.


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  31. Mama June1:02 PM

    @TTM I think you're right about bad pizza/bad blowjobs. No such thing! Most people know teeth is for hot dogs, Italian sausages and kielbasas, not a man's meat. Put some chocolate syrup on there and now we've got us a party!

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  32. TalksTooMuch1:04 PM

    Libby, you totally can have them both! I gift them to you, they are all yours! You don't even have to feed them!

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  33. Count Jerkula1:05 PM

    Fugazi Count is mad at me because my prose saturates her panties and she has no one around to finish the job. Unfortunately for her, they are many dudes who will go Gay 4 Pay, but very few who go Fugly 4 Pay.

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  34. MISCH1:05 PM

    Butler sounds about right he sure wasted his chance

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  35. Count Jerkula1:14 PM

    There certainly IS such a thing as a bad blow job. I thought one chick was gonna wear a groove into my cock w/ her tongue stud. Other times, the complete lack of effort or the repeated "are you gonna cum yet?"s, or the death grip around the shaft and barely popping the head in and out of her mouth will make completion near impossible.

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  36. Alita1:15 PM

    Awesome thread. I wonder if the loser has different browsers for each blogger account they use in any given session - firefox, chrome, opera, ie - which is why they occasionally stuff up and post something through the wrong 'personality. '

    I thought of Shia for the blind though - I don't know why he got such a chance in so many movies so it wouldn't surprise me to find that he's roomed his future chances. And he can be a creep with the ladies.

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  37. Brian1:19 PM

    Well if she sucks at suckin....

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  38. RubberBiscuit1:45 PM

    Fake Count, why you don't wanna come out and play with ME?

    Huh?

    Don't worry.

    Now let's dance.

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    1. Meanie Rhysie3:27 PM

      I <3 you for those!! Hahahahahaaa!

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    2. k0eliat5:10 PM

      Holy shit that was funny. Just pick a personality and stick around.

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    3. k0eliat5:11 PM

      This one! Pick this one.

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  39. The Real Dragon1:46 PM

    I remember when sometimes to be me. He/she was pretty good.

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  40. Unknown2:48 PM

    Like us ladies have never tolerated bad oral before.

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  41. ecua3:02 PM

    Shia LaDouche

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  42. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!4:27 PM

    Well, THIS is interesting.

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  43. Ramone Love5:03 PM

    Hey, a horrible blow job deserves no sympathy. Don't blame him.

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  44. Alita5:35 PM

    Sigh ... there are also bad experiences for oral hugs on ladies. There was this nasty time when the lucky fella was tongue out, swishing his head from side-to-side ... like, A for vigorous effort, but really, YAWN. Even bad pizza would have been more interesting than that. I think what makes bad ones so very bad is that you're expecting something that's (usually) a sure-fire multi-O - it's in the bag! But then it isn't. High expectation & low delivery = massive expectation differential = sads.

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  45. sandybrook6:12 PM

    When trolls talk between themselves and are only one person does that make them psychos @Wendy and @fake count amongst other trolls up there?

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    1. TalksTooMuch6:14 PM

      I dunno, sandy, but I'll take that beer now!

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  46. sandybrook6:34 PM

    Here ya go @TTM one Tsing Tao
    GUNG HAY FAT CHOI!

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  47. Gabi8:02 PM

    Crickey, there really are some who need a life...love your banter TTM, Sandybrook, real Count, Kristen, Renoblonde, One eyed Charlie....trolls please just leave us to our happy place :)

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  48. Gabi8:04 PM

    Sorry if I've left any of the cool gang out...7, Meanie, Armpits ;) too many grooves to mention

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  49. Sherry9:50 PM

    Oh man, I hate when I get called out on bad bj's. Please at least give me an "A" for effort.

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  50. Sprink3:28 AM

    Trolls make me sad. I just need to sit down and have a little cry. Ooh, that park bench looks inviting...

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