Blind Item #7
This D list celebrity who would be a nobody on no list f not married to this A list actor has gone through multiple nannies and maids over the past few months and is apparently a tyrant who screams much more often than she talks. The agency she uses says two people quit before lunch on their first day and multiple people have not gone back after the first day.
Hilaria
ReplyDeleteHilaria
ReplyDeleteWiiinning, Alec!!! How's that working for ya?
ReplyDeleteDamn, she's a keeper you got there.
Reminds me of a friend if my nieces from college, an exchange student from England. She got a job as a nanny while in college, it seemed very nice. The first day she worked there, the other help was telling her,"get out! As soon as u can!" Family was weird, late night rescue was performed by my niece. Like 1 day later. So i know it happens.
ReplyDeleteAlec, yer probably fucked in the pre nup. Just throw one good beating on her, so you have some sort of satisfaction before she splits. No one will care, because they all h8 her more than they h8 you.
ReplyDeleteIf it hadn't said "actor" I would've guessed Vanessa Bryant. She's a horrible human being.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder why Alec goes out sneaking drinks and walking the dawgs Id tie one on too. but that's what you get when you marry 25 or so yrs under your age.
ReplyDeleteI hope you're wrong about that Sandy. I'm planing on doing exactly that.
DeleteHilaria couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
ReplyDeleteGotta say with his rotten temper he deserved that " Hilaria" thing.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Alec might have been better off with the French stalker.
ReplyDeleteJenna Dewan Tatum.
ReplyDeleteGood guess. I'm with Paris mostly because you have some of the funniest captions on the D!
DeleteBlogger!!! *shakes fist* Alec better keep the bearcam recordings if he wants to get custody. He's going to have to do some fancy dancing with his public record of behavior...
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Matthew McConaughey's wife but Diarrhea is a good fit
ReplyDeleteI see Alec found his soulmate.
ReplyDeleteAlec Baldwin is an "A-list" actor? Hilaria is a "celebrity"? I know, I know, the ratings are all screwy anymore.
ReplyDeleteEnty apparently has some insider info on Alec/Hilaria but, I'm leaning Tatum/Dewan for this.
Of course Alec Baldwin is A list - and far more deserving of it than half the "A listers" that show up in these blinds. The bitchwife is now a "celebrity" by marriage, I guess.
ReplyDeleteI don't know anything about Dewan Tatum so I'll go with the bitchwife.
LOL Turkish Taffy, seriously she would have been easier to handle, at least she adored Alec for being Alec
ReplyDeleteShe's so zen.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Jennabean!!!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Walberg's wife. They have a lot of kids and Enty recently posted a pic of them where she displayed massive bitch face asking "Why is she married to him again?"
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, I have no idea if he's A list. Everyone knows him and his movies seem to do well, even the silly ones.
LOL - and to know Hilaria was a yoga instructor!
ReplyDeleteEven I knew this is Hilaria. What the hell was Baldwin thinking? Hooking up is one thing but marriage? I guess it was all those yoga poses she would do for him.
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