Thursday, January 09, 2014

Blind Item #6

The way you get hired to be the spokesperson for this company is by sleeping with the head of the company. He used to only be able to get D list reality stars but now has his pick of women. His wife doesn't care but I wonder if the new B list mostly movie actress/former A list tweener told her boyfriend what she had to do.


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21 comments:

  1. Kristin Wigs8:02 AM

    Selena Gomez
    Bongo?

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  2. MollyMo8:02 AM

    Selena Gomez?

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  3. Bacon Ranch8:03 AM

    I will never buy Oxi Clean again

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  4. Zelda Zonk8:03 AM

    Francois Pinault - Salma Hayeks husband

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  5. The Dude8:04 AM

    The facts don't all fit but somehow I think this has something to do with Miley Bieber being the new spokesperson for Marc Jacobs.

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  6. Courtney8:07 AM

    I just saw Vanessa Hudgens was the new Bongo girl

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  7. 0_08:08 AM

    Vanessa Hudgens, Bongo.

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  8. Seven of Eleven8:20 AM

    I have no idea what Bongo is, but come on -- wouldn't this have been a better choice?

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  9. Eros8:22 AM

    I think Courtney got it... Vanessa Hudgens

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  10. Anonymous8:23 AM

    I'm with you Seven.

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  11. Katie8:25 AM

    bongo had the hills girls but they also had Rachel bilson and other non d list reality stars

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  12. TalksTooMuch8:34 AM

    What could possibly be shocking at this point? Did she have to paint his house? Trim some unruly toenails?

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  13. Seven of Eleven8:39 AM

    I lied. Bongo spokesperson.

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  14. BTownGirl8:51 AM

    Definitely Bongo! Ceiling Eyes Patridge = D List Reality Star and Former Bongo Model

    p.s. @Bacon Ranch - I spit out my Diet Coke!!

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  15. skimpymist8:59 AM

    I doubt britney spears had sex with this guy since she was under her current conservatorship. I dont think its bongo. Maybe its carls burgers or neutragena

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  16. Count Jerkula9:26 AM

    Bongo jeans are one of my favorite memories of the 90's. Sooooo many fantastic asses in Bongo jeans. My loins ache thinking of them.

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  17. lizness10:05 AM

    "He used to only be able to get D list reality stars but now has his pick of women" Vanessa Hudgens is almost a nobody, please, she hardly qualifies as "pick of women".

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  18. Anonymous10:11 AM

    Jenny Craig!! Hoochie, Hoochie, Coo!

    Just kidding :) How about Guess jeans??

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  19. NeDave6:31 PM

    Sounds like Vanessa Hudgens and Bongo Jeans. Shocking part is the immediately previous spokesperson was AnnaSophia Robb. And Robb's costar on "The Carrie Diaries", Austin Butler, is Hudgens boyfriend (for the last part of the blind). Freaky.

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  20. Mr Hollywood12:51 PM

    If it is indeed Bongo, spokespeople prior to Hudgens have included:

    Nicole Richie
    Rachel Bilson
    Kim Kardashian
    Audrina Patridge
    Lucy Hale
    Ashley Benson
    Liv Tyler
    Kristin Cavallari
    Vanessa Minnillo
    AnnaSophia Robb

    So if this is it, apart from Richie and KKK, guy's been tapping some pretty fine tail!

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