Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Blind Item #5

This actor is A list, but he never feels A list. Sure, he is the male lead in most of the movies in which he stars, but he just doesn't have that charisma that someone close to him has. Anyway, our actor spent the past week on a hooker and stripper bender like you would not believe. It was more than even Charlie Sheen could probably handle because our actor has stayed off the booze and most drugs and according to one stripper who was at the actor's house for a couple if days she didn't see him sleep and he kept popping Viagra like candy every few hours.


25 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Liam? Well, he doesn't do leads does he? Idk

      Delete
    2. @Reno That's what I was thinking. He's pretty but boring. But then again, so is his brother... That's why I switched to Owen.

      Delete
  2. Pitt. Close to him Clooney or Jolie Maybe that little soccer team he has at home is wearing him out. He was a huge pot head. Probably not him, I'm on an Oceans Eleven mood today.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Gotta be Jerry Stiller

    ReplyDelete
  4. @Kristin Ha! I was thinking Luke Wilson for the bender, Owen for the charisma

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Wasn't there a blind a long time ago about Luke Wilson loving strippers or hookers?

      Delete
  5. Ben Affleck, with Matt Damon as the dude with charisma. He seems sweet, Ben seems like an asshat.

    ReplyDelete
  6. So Luke Wilson almost OD'd on strippers & hookers.

    ReplyDelete
  7. A set and spike by Team Kristin VIP.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Don't know if its him but I think, in one of the reveals, Enty described John Cusack that way (overlooked A lister who stars in his movies). Certainly his sister Joan got the charisma in that family.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Considering his ego, I doubt a day goes by where Cusack isn't reminding anyone within earshot that he is A++++ infinity :)

    ReplyDelete
  10. I've never liked the "popping viagra like candy" line. It's not like people "pop candy every few hours" -- it's such a weird line.

    ReplyDelete
  11. I agree that Owen has more charisma than Luke, but is Luke A list?

    ReplyDelete
  12. Tobey Maguire? With Leo being the more charismatic friend.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Luke is actually the better actor IMO.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Huh. Farrah Abraham is almost-A, Courtney Stodden is B, so... Tom Arnold?

    ReplyDelete
  15. Matt Damon - always stars in his movies but is not as charismatic as his A list Oceans buddies. He gets his freak on a lot more than people think.

    ReplyDelete
  16. I think a-List Luke's last movie was... Legally Blonde? Huh. His agent must be paying Enty for this rating...

    ReplyDelete
  17. whoever this is, prob Luke Wilson, this is just sad and no way to live. It's like he has to tell himself, this is fun, this is fun, I'm having fun. Pitiful really.

    ReplyDelete