Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Blind Item #5

This foreign born B- list mostly movie actor here but divided between television and movies in his home country was almost arrested two nights ago for smashing the glass of a pharmacy drive through window. Apparently he needed a prescription for Viagra filled and wasn't getting the attention he felt he deserved. He paid the store some money to keep the police from hauling him off.


31 comments:

  1. Benedict Cumberbetch

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  2. Probably from UK. Benedict Cumberbatch or Martin Freeman

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  3. Hard up for Viagra? Tsk.

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    1. Apparently he wasn't hard enough...... BOOM.

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  4. Benedict Cumberbatch sort of resembles a penis, so I can believe this.

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    1. THANK YOU. He's a great actor, but I don't get what makes the fangirls so crazy about his looks.

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    2. Its the crazy blue eyes

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    3. @epiphany He has the same thing Chris Pine and Jay Mohr suffer from. Their heads look like John Goodman's big toe.

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  5. No never Benedict or Martin. For a start they're both A list tv in the UK by virtue of Sherlock. And secondly they just wouldn't. Because I say so. And that's enough.

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  6. Not Cumberbatch. He's known more for "Sherlock" than movies in the US, and in the UK, he's known for television, movies and theatre (won the Olivier for "Frankenstein" and is doing "Hamlet" in 2014.

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  7. "A Man and His Dick: A Love Story"

    Tip of the cap on this one.


    Go Seahawks!

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  8. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers? He has lots of problems apparently, but he's very gorgeous!

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  9. Maybe he should order a penis pump?

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  10. I so want this to be Olivér Martinez. Things have been too quiet on that front.

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  11. Never Idris, bite your tongue.

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  12. I don't think it's Martin or Benedict either but then I don't have any good answer.

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  13. Was this supposed to have taken place in the U.K.? If so, I switch my guess to Sean Bean.
    However, Cumberbatch still looks like a penis.

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  14. Tom Hiddleston fits the rankings. He's not really well-known in the US outside of Tumblr and has done a fair amount of TV over in the UK.

    But Sean Bean might be a better guess since I believe he's had his share of rage issues.

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  15. I'm with you, Violet!

    Sean Bean is a great guess.

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  16. There must have been an oxycodone script in with the Viagra too. People do become violent for that.

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  17. Sean Bean or Jonathan Rhys-Meyers sound like credible possibilities

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  18. Not Cumberbatch...He is most famous for Sherlock which is TV...

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  19. The Butler did it!!!

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  20. A "drive-through" window at a pharmacy (chemist) in the UK? Ha ha ha ha ha! No. Try a different country.

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  21. Not my Martin Freeman!

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  22. First: YOU LEAVE CUMBERBATCH ALONE. AND MY FREEMAN. AND MY HIDDLESTOOON. *heavy breathing* Anyway...definitely Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. He cray.

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