This still A list mostly movie actress was doing a live television interview. It was the morning. She was in her dressing room. This was the actual conversation to get her to go out on stage.
"Ms.____, we are ready for you now."
"Hang on just a second, I need to do something first."
Our actress then takes a little baggie out of her purse and lays out a little line of coke on the makeup table in the dressing room and snorts it right up.
Actress- "I hate coffee, but I do love Colombia."
She then got up and walked out to the set.
Diaz
ReplyDeleteI'm more shocked that anyone could hate coffee. It's my lifeblood.
ReplyDeleteLol. Agree, Cameron.
ReplyDeleteShe's been doing interviews fir her book.
DeleteI hate coffee too. It tastes to me like someone took a dirty ashtray and added hot water to it.
ReplyDeleteWOAA What kind of coffee are you drinking?!!
DeleteThe smell is just nasty. I used to hate working downtown and having to smell the local coffee shop roasting their beans. Disgusting.
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ReplyDeleteEvery single actress in town. Except my Sandra.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is god's way of saying, "Go ahead. You can drink tonight. I got your back."
ReplyDeleteJust me?
I thought that too until I had some morning coffee after a rough, and I do mean rough, night. Have you ever puked up hot coffee? Not fun.
DeleteI've done that too, it's not pretty.
DeleteAll of them.
ReplyDeleteI also hate coffee; I don't even like the smell. Also D
ReplyDeletedon't like coffee ice cream, tiramisu, etc.
I'm not into cocaine, either, but I do enjoy a good Coca-Cola as a pick-up after a long night out. That combination of salt, sugar and vanilla hits the spot.
Go Girl! *clutching pink can*
DeleteHilarious.
ReplyDelete(but not Hilaria)
Without coffee my life would be empty and meaningless.
ReplyDeleteSharon Stone on the Talk.
ReplyDeleteGreat line! Although i'm w/ you Harry, nothing beats coffee *quietly sips her 2nd cup of expresso* (btw haa the perks of visiting my parents for the holidays: expresso > filter)
ReplyDeleteThat's what she said. "Great line", and then she got up and walked out to the set...
DeleteSo, you can buy cocaine on the coffee aisle. I need to remember that...
ReplyDeleteI don't drink coffee…love the smell hate the taste..
ReplyDeleteLol Someone with a sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteAlso not a coffee drinker...but I'm with the actress on her love of Columbia. ;)
ReplyDeleteFresh ground French Vanilla with Half & Half. You get in between me and my morning cuppa, and I'll burn this joint to the ground.
ReplyDeleteI'll need to check with HR if blow is allowable in the work place. "Lunch? Who needs lunch. Give me more paperwork! I LOVE IT"
I don't like coffee's smell either. Avoid everything similar except Kahlua. Drinking my 4th cup of tea to jump start my day. No idea who it could be.
ReplyDeleteLove the smell of coffee.
ReplyDeleteHate the flavor.
I'm a tea drinker.
Love coffee. Mmmmmmm. I'm considering a coffee enema as my water fast keeps being foiled around the 3 day mark.
ReplyDeleteI could take it or leave it, but when its the good stuff its heavenly.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Sharon Stone guess - more likely to be her than Cameron.
ReplyDeleteyou all are cracking me up. I very much enjoy this site. That is all. thank you.
ReplyDeleteThe line makes me think of Susan Sarandon. Did I spell that right?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if she is going any talk shows so she may not fit but she is who comes to mind.
Sharon Stone was on Ellen DeGeneres and I wondered why first of all and she was so pleasant it was scary.
ReplyDeleteI looooooove my coffee, even though I didn't start drinking it regularly until my mid 30s.
ReplyDeleteDarker roasts, no sugar, H&H for me. Whole milk will do if there's no H&H around.
Sofia vargara. And i dont like coffee, never did, dont drink it.
ReplyDeleteJulia Roberts, always a coke fiend and arrogant enough to pull that shit.
ReplyDeleteCameron Diaz, always an everything fiend and also an arrogant ass.
JLaw? A fairly recent coke fiend and not an ass.
All of them (and more) are out on the Oscars stump lately. I hope it's Stinky or Cam, I love me some JLaw.
Yup, Diaz on GMA. I thought she always seemed somewhat manic, but it might just be the drugs.
ReplyDeleteCan't stand coffee, and I can't stand to kiss my hubby after he's been drinking it either but I suck it up because he'll still kiss me when I have pot breath. :)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idwntxEXNmw
ReplyDeleteshe is talking a mile a minute...
Diaz, GMA interview
Cammy doesn't seem coked up in that clip at all. She also doesn't have "the sniffles" which is a pretty good tell if someone has just done a line.
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson. She was on GMA yesterday
ReplyDeleteOooh it's Diaz, she's a cokey fo sho. Hangs out with Anniston and Handler in Mexico, you think she's knitting blankets for the homeless with them? No, they're hoovering up the peruvian marching powder and guzzling vodka more like it. She's grown, a little bump before a show isn't that much to clutch pearls over.
ReplyDeleteALL OF THEM...... but again shhhhh prolly the last to comment, i looove you angelina jolie MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNope, got the last word @lesbianseatwhat
ReplyDeleteGREAT SCOTT!
I could write poems to the excellence of caffeine.
ReplyDeleteI'm awake now....barely aware
And aching for your warmth.
The regrets of my excess without you
Have left me fuzzy ,and wanting,
I reach for you....
Caffeine
(Damn you, Steampunk Jazz)
Deletehating coffee-shocking.......
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