Friday, January 24, 2014
Blind Item #3
This former A list tweener who is now an A list celebrity/singer and B- list actress with almost A+ list name recognition has a fairly squeaky clean reputation. That reputation is in danger though because there is a 30 second cell phone video of her snorting lines of coke like a champion while dressed in just a pair of panties.
Selena
ReplyDeleteOh selena.... Don't let Justin film you!
ReplyDeletewell this has to be Selena and I'm not surprised
ReplyDeleteI think her image is very carefully "contrived"
not the squeaky clean you think......
Yea she can't be squeaky clean and be the biebs girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteWasn't she the Disney backlot blowjob queen?
ReplyDeleteQuicky bjs, yes.
DeleteNO that was me, Kristin.
DeleteI think I know of someone around here who may want to see that video.
ReplyDeletemust be from the Egg throwing incident when the cell was confiscated? bet he isn't trying to protect the the string of sluts he spends time with lately. i can't see him worrying about them being exposed.....they just up his street cred. must be Selena
ReplyDeleteYep, Selena.
ReplyDeleteGomez
ReplyDeleteThis HAS to be Gomez. And frankly, not surprising considering she hangs out with Beiber.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're ready come and get it, na na na .... Na na na ... Na na na
ReplyDeleteToday I will give my answers in the form of a song lyric or movie quote just to mix things up. So far the blinds are kind of boring for a Friday.
ReplyDeleteI've never liked Gomez - there's something about her that screams FAKE ... I heard on good authority that she enlisted a rent-a-crowd for her birthday celebrations - she didn't even know half of those girls she was pictured with.
ReplyDeleteI've been invited to a few of those. Their Publicist gets lists of people who have been on lists for parties and events. Then I end up with an invitation to someone's birthday party I'm flattered but if you're asking me to your b-day party, it means you don't have any real friends to invite!
DeleteDM has an article describing Selena as squeaky clean in the title.
ReplyDeleteGame over.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2544878/Squeaky-clean-Selena-Gomez-pictured-buying-cigarettes-morning-ex-Justin-Biebers-DUI-arrest-Miami.html
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Beiber's camp will have someone release the video as retaliation for those sexts Selena's camp released earlier this week.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Beiber's camp will have someone release the video as retaliation for those sexts Selena's camp released earlier this week.
ReplyDeleteOh, Fugazi Enty, my loins are aching from this blind. Tender Miss Gomez going full coke slut. Uuuuuugh. I need a coffee to fully consume this information.
ReplyDeleteAny chance you could update the blind and give us a description of the panties? Are we talking Hanes Her Way or like a thong, or something lacy and Brazilian cut from VS? I'm hoping boy shorts that are tiny, like a size too small, showing plenty of buttcheek and camel toe, butt keeping the fun stuff covered until fun time.
More proof Beiber is a pud though. If he had a pair of nuts on him, there would be video of him snorting a pile of blow off her tight lil pucker. Of course, maybe she don't wax and he don't wanna loose his coke in the carpet.
And this is the moment I fell in love with you...
DeleteMiss Cashmere, I cherish your love as I would a pair of Miss Gomez's unwashed boy shorts.
DeleteI'll never understand why the love always comes out when I am at my creepiest and coarsest, but then if I had a good understanding of broads I wouldnt be single and pushin 40.
Any chance you are single and within a 5 hr drive from NJ, Sweetie? I assume not, but there is no sense in dreaming if you dont buy a ticket.
I think it's a '50 shades' thing, Count. And you can take that any way you prefer.
DeleteAlso you know you're a focused ass deviant when spelchek automatically changes 'but' to 'butt' ;)
Ahh, happy long weekends, antipodeans!
The thought of this makes me happy. I wouldn't touch her due to her infection of being tainted by the bieb, but she is still hot.
ReplyDeleteOne of Selena's songs is called Like A Champion, so definitely her.
ReplyDeleteThis really isn't a blind. Selena cancelled her Australian tour earlier in the year and the police openly said that when they seized Bieber's cell phones that they found pictures and videos of compromising shit on it.
ReplyDeleteShe cancelled her tour for the same reason Beiber did, no one cares so they didn't buy tickets.
ReplyDeleteI sooo hope one of the cops sent the files to a bobo email address.
If anyone here ever finds shady shit on a cell phone, celeb or not, email it to cdancountjerkula@gmail.com. Unless it is dick pics, those you should send to VIP.
Selena Gomez.
ReplyDeleteSupposedly there's a video of more than just snorting lines, it could be a fake, but Selena is doing a nekid dance and you see her vjj really close up. Plus more nekid pics.
ReplyDeleteThese supposed were leaked from the Bieber camp....Selena is going down with the Biebs.
Now I'm embarrassed. More for myself than her. Shame all around.
@Kimba I want to see what other dirt is on that phone. Like the Miranda Kerr debacle.
DeleteMaybe she should take a fall but she probably won't go down with the Biebs. Whether he did or not, he'll be blamed for leading her astray.
ReplyDeleteExcept TMZ reported that police were able to unlock The Biebs phone. So nothing's been available to release.
ReplyDelete^ UNable to unlock his phone.
DeleteArianna Grande
ReplyDeleteSelena. She has song called Walk like a Champion
ReplyDeleteSo if she had more than panties on it wld be ok? lol
ReplyDeleteKimba, you better not be teasing me.
ReplyDeleteWould be a great move by Beibs. Proxy up, leak pics, then wage a PR war against the police.
Lord Baby Jeebus, please let this video appear on my internets and let the glory of Selena"s butthole play a prominent role in it. We both know I shouldnt be soiling any more women with my seed, and this video will keep me happily fapping in the privacy of my home for months.
Dark Lord Satan, if that Baby Jeebuss prick wont hook it up, you think you could help me out? I was through a very long custody fight, so I dont really have much soul left to offer. If you like I could give some coke or meth to a hooker so she can stay addicted and keep serving you.
Count, I pinky swear, I saw her coochie! Could be a fake Selena.....but she dancing above the phone.....it has changed my mind on Selena, she's very, very, bad.
ReplyDeleteI'll see if I can retrace my snoops....I think you'd like it, a lot!
Pinky swear is totally appropriate expression on the above!
ReplyDeleteCount, you are cracking me up tonight, my friend! Sweet Baby Jeebus!!!
ReplyDeleteReal quick before I run out to pick up a pizza. A buddy posted this somewhere and I figured y'all would like a laugh. Great Beiber Rant from YouTube SFW but Explicit Language
ReplyDeleteIt's over....it's over.....Lols Count.....
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