Blind Item #3
This married foreign born A list Victoria's Secret model with child(ren) and a last name I can barely spell, let alone pronounce was at lunch this week. I know, I know and apparently she did eat something. Anyway she was wearing a very very short skirt. And nothing underneath. While she was sitting it rode up even more and some guys in suits were taking photos of her on their cell phones. When she noticed what happened to her skirt and what the guys were doing she went over to them and noticed their wedding rings and asked whether they were going to show their wives the photos or if they would do the same thing with their wives there. She then volunteered to call their wives if they wanted to let them use the phone and if the wives said it was ok, then she would let them keep the shots. Instead, the guys deleted all the photos from their phones.
The old bait-and-shame-the-dudes trick! Kinda mean
ReplyDeleteYou can't spell Kerr?
ReplyDeleteHaha!
DeleteYeah, I bet they deleted them. Uh-huh.
ReplyDeleteEntern doesn't like you, Paulina Porizkova!
Alessandra Ambrosio?
ReplyDeleteThen wear some goddamned underpants for Chrissake.
ReplyDeleteShe works for VS for chrissakes!! Can't she get a pair?!
DeleteCan this be anyone but Giselle?
ReplyDeleteLol, spell her last name ethorne!
Delete@Lotta-I can spell all these last names, Enterns would have trouble spelling Bob.
Delete*Bundchen
@ethorne, don't forget the dots over the U but it's cool, I forgive you betch. ;)
Delete@Lotta-I remembered, but my phone won't cooperate. Betch. :)
DeleteEducational intermission: the umlaut, or 'u' with dotty things up top 'ü' can be rendered into non dotty text through careful use of an 'e' -
DeleteBündchen = Buendchen.
Not that I knew she spelled with dotties, but there you go!
Candice Swanepoel?
ReplyDeleteWear undies if you don't want anyone to see your goodies. Gheesh.
ReplyDeleteYeah. If you wear something scandalous in the effort to seek attention you can't be all up in arms that you are getting the attention. Is this like today's version of feminism. I'm going to post naked pics of myself online, but uh, don't look. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how Vic Secret's feel that she's going commando and not sporting their undies. LOL.
ethorne got it.
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ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm with you Susan!
^Victoria Secret feels is what I meant to say. Sorry! Totally distracted by my toddler. Why don't 3 year old's realize that it's not ok to talk to Mommy until after her third cup of coffee? Plus, I'm letting poor Jersey grammar infiltrate my comments. People here add "s" to the end of EVERYTHING. Ie, Wal-Marts, ShopRites, the casinos, yous guys, etc., etc. Horrified.
ReplyDeleteI'd tell the broad flat out, "When I hand my wife 1/2 the money Larry Flynt is going to give me for these pics, I doubt she will mind."
ReplyDeleteDoutzen Kroes?
ReplyDeleteMinerva! Doutzen was the one I meant, not Candice. Gosh I am dyslexic! well done! I am with the Doutzen Kroes train wich you!
ReplyDeleteI had to google a LOT before I got the spelling
DeleteGiselle is no longer a Victoria Secret model. Lima and Kroes are the only 2 married with a kid and current Angel.
ReplyDelete(I know too much about these ladies)
I was just about to post this. Kerr is former and divorced. I think this is Lima, she has a sassy attitude
DeleteKristin - it must be Kroes then because lima isn't that hard to spell. I think there is also a chance that enty is thinking once a VS model always a VS model.
DeleteWith Enterns' grammar, crazy ratings, & general misinformation, I disregard all clues & guess whatever I want. For all I know this could be RDJ.
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@Lotta-Duh
DeleteCount, depends. You a republican politician?
ReplyDelete$$$ rides on your answer.
@Bacon: No. My criminal history would prevent me from seeking public office. I have to wait until recreational pot is legal in NJ, then try to get my record expunged.
ReplyDeleteYeah they deleted them because they knew they would have already uploaded to the cloud
ReplyDeleteI guarentee not everyone deleted these photos, if it really happened.
ReplyDeleteWhatever she is,she has talent for repartee
ReplyDeleteSmart move on the models part. Smarter move would have been to wear panties!
ReplyDeleteAnd seriously how many wives here would really be pissed at their husbands because they had the chance for a snatch shot? I know I wouldn't care. As someone said, it's in public.
I'd tell her to fuck off and go buy some clothes. Imagine that! She get a quick GTFO from me and I'd send the pics to everyone I know.
ReplyDeleteLadies, if you don't want random dudes taking pictures of your exposed ass in a very short skirt, try not wearing the short skirt. If my balls were hanging out of my pants because I placed them there, I couldn't get mad at one of you birds for taking a picture or having a glance.
ReplyDeleteWhere and when?
DeleteRe: your balls hanging out.
The one who looks like a greyhound - Alessandra
ReplyDeleteToo bad nobody caught a pic of their faces when she busted them! LOL
ReplyDeleteFor all we know, she could have been wearing a thong.
I like her, she is a spunky thing!
So yes, she was flashing, but whatever happened to decorum?! Kids, a long, long time ago, people used to just look and giggle and remember, now.. we all act like tourists snapping pictures.
Well played, model lady, but how about you wear some underwear?
ReplyDeleteDoutzen's name is not hard to write/pronounce, but maybe that is because I am Dutch. She is also very down to earth and staying away from the paps/attention, so I really doubt it is her.
ReplyDeleteI thought Anne V (her last name is impossible to even write) but she has no kids and is no current model.
Susan, you made me think of Alyssa Milano. She did a nude scene in a movie, an actual movie, not a stolen sex tape, then freaked out when screenshots got posted online. Made everybody take down the images.
ReplyDeleteput on some fucking pants, you asswipe.
ReplyDeleteHaving her flaps and funions all akimbo under a short skirt is obviously pap bait.
ReplyDeleteShe probably realised that having her wizards sleeve tweeted all over the net before she even leaves the restaurant will effect the price - or more importantly her cut of it - of (her probably pet) pap's pic to any of the usual tabloidy outlets.
I thought Kroes right off the bat.
ReplyDeleteDoutzen Kroes
ReplyDeleteSo it's up to women to dress properly because men shouldn't be expected to control their behaviour? What a bunch of fuckwits on this site.
ReplyDelete@Unknown: No, it is up to women to dress for the kind of attention they want in public. If you wanna dress with your piss phlaps pflyin phree, then you better expect people to notice. If a person is too stupid to realize everyone is going to see, not just who they want to see, then having their vag plastered across the internets would be a valuable lesson for them to learn.
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I agree with the earlier post. Those pictures would be worth a ton of money and most wives would be happy to have the extra cash.
ReplyDeleteAs far as the model, she needs to shut the heck up. She knows damn well dressing like that will cause men to look and take pictures of her.