Monday, January 20, 2014

Blind Item #2

This actor is A+. Aging. Married. Has a huge fondness for strippers. I'm actually shocked he got married because it isn't like he was faithful in any of his previous relationships or marriage(s). The stripper he was with this weekend was curvy and cheap looking which is the opposite of his former actress wife. Former might be too string of a word. The former A list actress barely works now. Our actor was seen in a parking garage walking to a car with his arm around the stripper and a hand on her breast. The pair would stop every couple of feet to suck face.


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34 comments:

  1. snookiemonster6:32 AM

    Harrison Ford

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  2. Seven of Eleven6:32 AM

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  3. Anonymous6:32 AM

    Michael Douglas

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  4. LottaColada6:33 AM

    No, not Harrison!

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  5. Karen6:34 AM

    Calista will cut a bitch if this is Harrison. I'm going with Warren Beatty.

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  6. SaintsFan6:35 AM

    Is Warren Beatty too old?

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  7. Seven of Eleven6:35 AM

    Not to put a string point on it, but it helps to get your grammar right when poking fun at grammar.

    I can't see Indiana Jones grabbing stripper breast, but Mr Oral Gave Me the Cancers, oh yeah.

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  8. hothotheat6:37 AM

    Both Beatty and Douglas aren't "aging". They're old.

    I think this is someone in their 40's or 50's. Tom Hanks?

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  9. Rosso6:49 AM

    Bruce Willis?

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  10. Karen6:49 AM

    I'm pretty sure that Enty has referred to Jack Nicholson as "aging" before, so that doesn't really rule out any of the old guys.

    I don't think Beatty was married before Annette, though, so I'll switch to Michael Douglas.

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  11. TalksTooMuch6:54 AM

    Well good for him. Stripper boobs cure all that ails you, Mr. Douglas

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  12. Sparkletron6:56 AM

    This sounds like somebody who's recently remarried though...Harrison Ford and Michael Douglas have both been married to their wives over 10 years now.

    Bruce Willis' wife isn't famous either.

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  13. Krystie Rachelle7:02 AM

    Bruce Willia, with Demi Moore being the former A list wifey with no boobs and doesn't do anything anymore.

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  14. Lucas7:08 AM

    It was the vanilla perfume. We men are powerless around it.

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    1. DontRainOnMyPrada7:18 AM

      *LOL* I'm wondering if Pink Sugar falls under this category...used to be my favorite. Now I'm classier and prefer Chloe.

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    2. LottaColada7:29 AM

      Lmao @Lucas

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  15. FrenchGirl7:10 AM

    Robert De Niro?

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  16. DontRainOnMyPrada7:12 AM

    Yeah seems like Bruce Willis fits the best. He's a known cheater too with a similar MO to Taye Diggs...always looking to pick women up at bars and acting like he's gods gift to womankind.

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  17. mynerva7:17 AM

    Bruce Willis.

    There's nothing more annoying than a guy leading you around by the boob.

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  18. Unknown7:43 AM

    I'm not sure we're talking about an ex-wife but rather a current wife who is a former actress.

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  19. sarah.estell7:56 AM

    Definitely Harrison. The other guesses don't work. CZJ works. Bruce Willis' wife isn't an actress, is she? Harrison fits because Calista was A list and now doesn't work. I will always and forever love Harrison, however.

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  20. love nugget8:10 AM

    Ben Affleck

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  21. trudi8:14 AM

    I'd have to go with Willis since Harrison Ford was demoted to B list a few blind items ago.

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  22. SaintsFan8:20 AM

    "former actress wife" could be taken as she is a former actress or she is a former wife who was an actress. I'm confused.

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  23. Alice Tate8:23 AM

    I think the blind is saying that his current wife is a former, not curvy, A list actress. Therefore Harrison Ford.

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  24. Shit You Can't Buy8:42 AM

    This sounds like Ben Affleck, but he is not really aging and wasn't married before.

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  25. bellaluna9:43 AM

    I'm wondering if it isn't Alec. His former wife - Kim - is/was an actress who doesn't do much any more, and Hilaria isn't the gold-digging-stripper type, but the yoga-instructor-gold-digging type.

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  26. feraltart10:17 AM

    bellaluna, awesome guess.

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  27. Sherry10:18 AM

    His FORMER wife was an actress and she barely works now. Bruce Willis gets my vote.

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  28. Kelly10:21 AM

    I thought Alec, but he isn't A+ is he?

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  29. Angie12:56 PM

    Ethan Hawke

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  30. Unknown3:11 PM

    Antonio Banderas - Melanie doesn't work anymore but would probably let him do anything he wants.

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  31. Unknown3:11 PM

    Antonio Banderas - Melanie doesn't work anymore but would probably let him do anything he wants.

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  32. ninotchka6:34 PM

    Harrison Ford. Fond of strippers, surprised he married Flockhart, always a cheater and he always goes with curvy hos and marries the opposite, Flockhart hardly works anymore.

    Antonio likes extras and b/c listers, not strippers. His wife doesn't work much but she certainly has huge fake tits.

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