Well, that didn't take long. This notorious almost A list mostly movie actor already had sex with his co-star. Despite being in a relationship, the A lister had sex with this legal in some states B- list mostly movie actress. They have been working together for just a few days.
Ethan hawke and hailee steinfeld?
ReplyDeleteAnd she was in the DM.
DeleteAnyone working with Michael Douglas right now.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Simon but it could be Emile Hirsch and Hailee, too?
ReplyDeleteSo wrong. Predator.
ReplyDeleteAnything on a film set with a vagina is fair game. I think it is rule 5 in the SAG handbook.
ReplyDelete@kristen, i don't think emile is in a relationship though, is he?
ReplyDeleteI thought he was dating his baby mama, but I could be imagining that.
ReplyDeleteShe is pregnant but was described as "ex-girlfriend" but maybe he is back with her.
ReplyDeleteemile isn't 'notorious' either, as far as i know.
ReplyDeleteI'd say Leo but his IMDb is empty for this year. Notorious? Fassy, Penn, Neeson?
ReplyDeleteAbigail Breslin, age 17 (18 in a few months). She's legal at least in Colorado (age of consent there is 17), maybe some other states too.
ReplyDeleteNeDave: NJ 16.
ReplyDeleteIndiana: 16
ReplyDeleteHailee is 17 as well
ReplyDeleteSigh. Ethan Hawke was pretty fine once upon a time.
ReplyDeleteYep @ Count, seems to be so true.
Is Ethan notorious?
ReplyDeleteGhost of Biggie Smalls + Willow Smith? I know he didn't do acting, but he wanted to...
ReplyDeleteWow, they just started filming yesterday! Guess the read through went well.
ReplyDeletethe age of consent is actually 16 in a majority of states IIRC.
ReplyDeleteUSA Age of Consent Map
ReplyDeleteIt's completely wrong on a moral level for a grown-ass man way past his teen years to have sex with a 16 year old and I certainly would never do it but for those guys without my moral compass there are plenty of Stateswhere you can enjoy young movie star muff and not get your ass thrown in jail.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's not Hailee. She's saving herself for me.
ReplyDeleteMoral compass, shmumpass. My problem with nailing teen tang is the not old enough to drink and get high. How and I going to sit there, drinking and smoking pot, with a bim just staring at me? I don't like sober sex unless I'm in a relationship. I need some plausible deniability in case I cross a line or 2. Or 3. 16 may be legal, but contributing to the delinquency of a minor is not.
ReplyDeleteHarry, for a second I was worried about you. But then you redeemed yourself with your very next comment. All is well!
ReplyDeleteCount, you once again mention something that has been puzzling me for months: what the fuck is a "bim"? II get the context, I just don't get the actual literal origin of the word. I'm thinking it's an abbreviation of something, like "dom" for dominatrix, but fucked if I can come up with it!
ReplyDeleteHarry, it's short for "bimbo".
ReplyDeleteLowKey nailed it. I call the young bimbos "bims". My old man used to call them "bimbettes".
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney ... filming 'Tomorrowland' at the moment ... I'm guessing with Madison Simms.
ReplyDeleteBimbo it is. Thankyou gentlemen.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, Harry, but I'm no gentleman ;)
ReplyDeleteBetter age of consent map
ReplyDeletehttp://coloringforgrownups.com/post/24008967408/know-your-ages-of-consent
Clicky of LogDog's link for those in need.
ReplyDeleteLogDog that was great. That would make a cool coffee mug.
Fugazi Enty should put "This Blind Sponsored by Uncle Merv" as a warning on Rape/Molestation/Incest blinds.
Does anyone else think its funny that in most of the founding states of America, the age is 16? Lol, guess they liked their niblets ...
ReplyDeleteAlot of those states upped their ages in the not so distant past. As of the early 2000s, GA was 14.
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