Blind Item #11
This no name girlfriend of this former A list tweener and now B list celebrity ordered some champagne via room service. The tweener looked at the bill and saw it was a $5000 bottle of champagne. He didn't say anything to the waiter but the waiter heard the celeb yelling at his girlfriend when the door closed that he wasn't made of money.
Jonas
ReplyDelete(Joe, on vacay in HI). And I highly recommend the Ace of Spades champagne :)
DeleteBiebs
ReplyDeletedammit VIP
ReplyDeleteyeah that crack-whore one dating the really girly looking junkie
One of us got it
ReplyDeletethe Biebs is back with Selena
ReplyDeleteApparently he is made of money if he's staying in a hotel that has a $5,000 bottle of champagne available.
ReplyDelete+1fsp
DeleteShe wins (notice how she goes reads scripts and drinks coffee for a couple of hours and comes back to dig her claws into my 2:30 blind that I stole from her anyway!)
ReplyDeleteLooks like VIP is your nemesis now, Sandyboo :)
ReplyDeletewelp champagne is better for you than heroin I suppose...
ReplyDeletecould be nick jonas?
ReplyDeleteBut I don't wanna kill her :( I want her to be a HUGE star someday!
ReplyDeleteI don't want to kill her either. Just permanently break her wifi... And iPhone.
Delete@VIP Motörhead has their own brand of champagne?
ReplyDeleteLemmy has class bet you didn't know that Charlie.
ReplyDeleteNo violence just break her will and resistence.
ReplyDelete@Sandy I'll always win ;)
DeleteLike @VIP's guess. I'm sure this is not the first time she has done something like that. Dump her before she drives you to the poor house.
ReplyDelete*shudder*
ReplyDeleteSee Sandy, doesn't this broad chap your ass?
DeleteI agree with Ginger, let's get rid of VIP before she puts us all in the poor house;) What?
@Kristin LOL! I'll be waiting ;)
Delete@VIP So will I!
Delete(No I totally won't, I'm a chickenshit)
I meant @VIP's guess of Joe Jonas. I would never get rid of @VIP!! She is great at blinds. I would rarely figure any out on my own.
DeleteLadies! Hug it out!
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ReplyDeleteDon't worry, VIP. The bomb shelter is still stocked over here. Don't you worry about them.
ReplyDeleteOver here, VIP...we got your back. Damn ingrates!
ReplyDeleteWait a sec wait a sec its not my fault Kristin cant read. :)
ReplyDeleteDon't worry everyone, it's all in good fun :)
ReplyDeleteNah, I love VIP.
DeleteAww someone found something bigger to look at than Snoop's junk. :)
ReplyDeleteWow, ya'll sold me out real quick.
ReplyDeleteAnd I 'm the one who started it and YOU get the blame! Thanks for taking one for the team! :))
ReplyDeleteTHANKS SANDYBROOK.
ReplyDeleteI do enjoy how our equivalent of a knife fight is a Lohan gif battle.
She did look fierce tho
ReplyDelete@Kristin and @Sandy You two are giving me Bad Teacher flashbacks right now! :)
ReplyDeleteSo ferocious!
ReplyDeleteI like Nick Jonas rather than Joe for this one. Nick is dating Miss Iceland or something. We already know Joe and Blanda are a mess, that wouldn't even need to be blind.
ReplyDelete$5k for a bottle of champagne? That bottle better have been the 2nd man in a DP.
ReplyDeleteAnyone ever see the clip of a chick squatting on a champagne bottle and the cork unexpectedly popped in her? She took the wire off so it didn't tear her up. the look on her face was classic.
Isn't it one of the Jonas' brothers wives that is faking a pregnancy or something?
ReplyDeleteNice mark up on the champers.
ReplyDeleteSome new reality show about these people who are personal buyers for billionaries. The one woman had to find this wine for a party, the rich guy was a jerk, he ended up buying 6 double magnums of this Harland? Estate 1994 for $100,000, 2001 was not good enough.
ReplyDeleteI did not know there was a such a thing as a double magnum. An alcoholic's wet dream. Now back to those images of corks popping.
http://www.connectionstowine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Gruaud-Larose-double-magnum-19621.jpg
Blanda is turning out to be a very expensive beard. Time to shave, Joe.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Joe Jonas but him & Blanda are such a hot mess. If Joe can drop money on drugs, technically he should have money for anything but drug addicts have their priorities all messed up.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Nick Jonas.
That Blanda Frankenfurterschmurter woman is bad news for him ... he'd better pull those purse strings tight now as he's not earning big $$$ like he was before.
ReplyDeletegood for him!
ReplyDeleteI'd be mad as hell too.
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