Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Blind Item #11

This new celebrity mom did a couple shots of tequila after her baby was born just so she wouldn't be tempted to breast feed.

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    1. Kristin, how's the tummy today?

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    2. @TTM Residual crampage but otherwise ok. Think Diablo is gone. It's like stigmata, except the bleeding is from the butt so... It's nothing like stigmata. Where was I going with this?

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    3. I think you were trying to tell us that you bleed from your anus and that you need some help with Satan.

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    4. @Sugar! No Diablo! Oh no it feels like John Goodman's eating my lower intestine. Look what you've done Sugar!

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  2. I have no better answer than that of my buddy, Kristin.

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  3. Lindsay Davenport just had a kid just sayin'

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  4. Who is Lindsay Davenport? Is she one of those dance show girls? Because I heard... Ah never mind.

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  5. And the point of that was??SMH

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  6. ex- top ranked tennis player.

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  7. Anonymous11:55 AM

    Weird ....

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    1. Yes weird. And why? Everybody and their mother says breast feeding good for nother and child.

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    1. Yes! Because she'd want those boobies to go back to mosquito bites ASAP!

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    2. Yes! Because she'd want those boobies to go back to mosquito bites ASAP!

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  9. I don't get it.... Was it so she wouldn't bond with the baby, or cause she was worried about her boobs sagging or something? I'm not a Mum so I don't know why you wouldn't breast feed if you actually had the desire to.

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    1. It ruins your boobs. No one tells you that. It does help with weight loss.

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    2. Actually, pregnancy can also ruin your boobs.

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  10. Doesn't alcohol help with the "let-down"? Not sure I'd recommend tequila, but I've heard beer helps. Not buying this "she did it to resist the temptation to breastfeed" tripe, though.

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  11. Because breastfeeding keeps the weight on...duh!

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  12. Sarah's got a good guess with Zoe.

    Hey Skimpy!

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  13. I'm curious as to why she didn't want to breastfeed even though she kind of did want to.

    Was it like, "Bonding with the baby, yeah! But cracked, bleeding nippies and searing pain, nooooooo!" Cause I get that. I totally, completely, 10000% get that.

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  14. Actually breastfeeding helps you lose the extra weight post baby sooner.

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  15. There are some Nazi breast feeding advocates out there. Moms who don't want to or can't get a lot of shit from them.

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  16. Ditto Tina, breastfeeding is the best way to lose weight. But it's true your boobs will be different.

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  17. Maybe she was doing body shots to get used to the idea of breastfeeding...

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  18. Rachel Zoe sounds likely. Maybe the mom didn't want to be tempted because she is on some drugs for either medical or recreational purposes that would not be good to pass on through breast milk.

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  19. breastfeeding is a great way to get the weight off and it's simply not true you'll sag more if you do it than you will if you don't. pregnancy is what changes your boobs---what you do after the baby comes really won't affect that.

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  20. Guess I will never get moms who don't want to breastfeed their babies (and who are capable).

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  21. Rachel Zoe, she doesn't want to consume the calories she would require to even produce milk. She is sad. She is already thinner than she was pre-baby now.

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  22. Someone with silicone implants. No clue who.

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  23. Kristin! hahahahahahhahaha! That cracked me up.

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  24. Breastfeeding doesn't wreck your boobs--pregnancy does that all by itself.
    Some women, like me, do not want a person hanging off her nipple all fucking day. If that makes me a horrible mother, well, my sons have never been in jail and my daughter has never been on the pole. Works for me.

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    1. Anonymous2:31 PM

      Dear Megley,

      I HEART your intensity.

      Sincerely
      fancyscreenname
      :^)

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  25. I can understand why someone wouldn't breastfeed. Because it's their choice and they don't fucking want to and it doesn't make them any less of a mother.

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  26. My boobs got better after breast feeding because I put on some weight when I was done and increased a cup size (all the way up to a B!).

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  27. This is stupid. If you want to breast feed, shut up and do it. If you don't, then shut up and don't. Whatever.

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  28. Does "new (celebrity) mom" refer to a woman who recently had her FIRST child, or just one who recently gave birth?

    I'm leaning towards Rachel Zoe too.

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  29. It's up to the woman, the end. I'm looking forward to it myself, the bonding, and weight loss part!

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  30. @Kristin J**!! Or J*X

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  31. I had no interest in breast feeding either and my kids turned out just fine. I had the breast feeding brigade chiding me the whole time.
    It is a personal choice that should not be judged by others.
    My kids were rarely sick. I found friends who breast fed but had their kids in daycare always had the kids with the most illnesses.

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  32. Anonymous7:41 PM

    Well clearly it's not Kate Middleton as she was never pregnant in the first place!

    Don't believe me? Go and Google it - and then listen to Wills in that video where he tells the reporter they haven't decided on a name yet as they've only just met him. Oh yeah, and then Google the shots of her playing volleyball post-pregnancy, revealing her stomach (accidentally, on purpose).

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    1. Naturally thin athletic women can carry like Kate Middleton and bounce back quickly. It does happen especially when they only eat very nutritious food and don't "eat for two".

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  33. SHHHH AGAIN.......... i would never breast feed! I've has a child, 100% bottle fed. Titties are for fun, not foods.

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  34. I've breastfed two hungry babies and mine are awesome.
    My sister bottle fed two hungry babies and her's are awesome.
    Drinking tequila so you can't is stupid. If you don't want to do it then don't.

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  35. I couldn't breastfeed. Didn't make enough milk.

    By the time the third and last kid came along, my meager supply dried up when I was still in the hospital!

    I produced three bottle-fed high honor roll students, so I guess they didn't go psycho on the formula.

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    1. Hops helps w/ making milk but prob is some think that equals ok to drink a 12 pack. Hospitals notorious for not bringing abay to Momma to make milk come in. More sucking equals more milk. Felt like a dairy for the 1st week. Ugh. Ended up loving it. Yeah it's way better than formula but all should be able to nake a decision based on facts & data. Always loved my 34 Bs now a 34 d. Blech. Betca is RZ

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  36. BFing does NOT aid all women in losing weight. Many retain weight until they stop BFing.

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