Ashlee Simpson Got Engaged
Evan Ross finally got some sex and decided to marry the woman who gave it to him. Ashlee Simpson. There are doubts that Ashlee actually uttered yes to the proposal and may have been lip synching. The couple, who have been dating since July have spent most of that time traveling and staying away from Ashlee's family. Evan has introduced Ashlee to his family and seemed really thrilled that she said yes. This is one of those times where the guy is way too crazy about the other person. There needs to be some type of balance and from what I have seen and heard, Ashlee loves the guy but it's not crazy crazy head over heels love and he is already talking babies and she is not really into that so much. He will probably rush the wedding enough to where they get married but I don't see it lasting. Congrats though, I always hope I'm proved wrong and they have movie love. No divorces in happy endings.
Dude must get great coke.
ReplyDeleteIsn't he her drug dealer? Thought I saw a bi about them...
ReplyDeleteMy niece went to high school with Evan and he was such a nice kid! Pretty level-headed, considering who his mother is. I really don't want to see him end up hurt but I doubt this will last more than a year, tops. :\
ReplyDeleteSo I'm guessing his dad left him a lot of money because his mom sure isn't going to part with much.
ReplyDeleteEntybot you never want to be proven wrong. When shit happens you'll recycle BIs and reveal them to be about Asslee and him.
ReplyDelete@sandy Pretty Much!
DeleteShe looks kinda healthy and glowing to be a druggie ...
ReplyDeleteShame she's not pictured more often with little Bronx though ...
Mazel tov! She looks like she's trying to find something, but good!
ReplyDeleteApparently Ashlee is an insane piece of ass so maybe he's just thinking with his dick. She's done the deed with more guys then she can count so he's got lots of snickering behind his back to look forward to. Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
ReplyDeleteBaby money maker in 3, 2...
ReplyDeleteGlad to see I wasn't the only one seeing "Asslee" instead of Ashlee when I read this one.
ReplyDeleteEnty, you debbie downer! Lol
ReplyDeleteGood luck to these 2. I saw evan ross in an indie film recently...98 minutes I think its called. Damn good performance by him. Very impressive. I hope they have a long dreamy successful marriage.
I hope he has the sense to make her sign a pre-nup.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing he latched on quick to dispel all the gay rumors about him. He's dated women before so I doubt he puts on Diana's gowns and lipsynchs to the Theme from Mahogany...but Papa Joe might. Poor gal is surrounded by the not most masculine of dudes.
ReplyDeleteWell I always kinda root for her. I know she was an ass in that McDonalds video, but she was young and drunk. Maybe she'll get her act together and be happy. Maybe.
ReplyDeleteHere comes another child she won't raise. My money is on her hoping to get a good settlement when the divorce comes so she can live off that for a while until she finds another one to live off of.
ReplyDeleteAnother celeb marriage- I'm sure it will last forever.....
ReplyDeleteHo.Lee.Shit!
ReplyDeleteI'd cut a bitch to b MS. ROSS'S daughter in law! Good hook Ashlee.
Congrats, I wonder if she is going to refer to Diana as "Miss Ross."
ReplyDeleteSadly, she too crazy and he too young. This relationship doesnt have legs.
ReplyDeleteFirst Pete, now Evan? Asslee loves the white chocolate. (Pete is half black for those who didn't know)
ReplyDeleteShe hardly has a chance with Papa Jo teaching his children lies are truth. Maybe Evan is the one to pull her through. It only takes one.
ReplyDelete@Cheryl
ReplyDeleteOHMYGAWWWWWWWWWWD BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I nearly died choking on my tea!!
Who knows, maybe they will have a good go and be happy.
this won"t end well.
ReplyDeleteCoke Love - it's a beautiful, extra sexay thing until the coke runs out.
ReplyDeleteEvan Ross resembles Michael Jackson, which is weird since MJ started getting his surgery to resemble Diana Ross (or so the rumor goes).
ReplyDeleteTo paraphrase Jack McFarland from "Will and Grace" - "Diana must be DYING!!!"
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