How do you feel about people who consider themselves a "fan" of yours? Do you detest them as much as a non fan does? Do you think they have mental issues?
Now that that Florida broad that got away with killing her kid is underground, How does it feel to be the most hated woman in America besides your mother?
Wtf did you do to your nose? Why is there so much space between it and your mouth now?? Hold on this one is better do you know where your child is?? When was the last time you saw her?
How does it feel to know that the vast majority of the people in this country hate you and your family, but you still have to pretend your relevant? Doesn't it eat away at your soul? Ohhhh wait I forgot, you don't have one.
@Kim: You can PM your answer if you choose to hide behind the facade of discretion. Also, please tell me if I get MSOG or it is just a shoot and scoot deal. If it is just shoot and scoot, I'll clean the pipes earlier in the day so I can last the majority of the hour.
So how many times have you had a threesome with Kanye and Ricardo?? Oh and who's the bottom??? I would've previously thought it would be Ricardo...but since Ricardo is everything Kanye aspires to be I'm leaning towards Ricardo doing the plugging. I also think Ricardo would be like ewwwwwwww if he had to touch yours or any lady parts...
@Derek Ha! That rumor got started on this site, right? We all had a good laugh about it! Real story? My mom always liked Bruce's hair a certain way, so now that they're separated, he gets to finally grow it out the way he's wanted to for years!
Kim, that is what your Mom has been telling Kylie, which is why that fug chick thinks she can model. It kills her that she does not look like Kendall. We all can see that!
And remember, you don't have legs like Kylie OR Kendall. Leave the ankle strap shoes to the long legged ones, Ms Stumpy Legs.
Are fame and money worth your dignity? You and Kanye think everyone is jealous of you, but I'd rather be middle class and classy than wealthy and tacky.
@derek Okay, I put one together! This one is going back a few years, but I don't remember it being written about anywhere else. This former A list couple (he: a former boy-bander, she: a singer/celebrity) split years ago. Everyone knows by now about her cheating, but no one talks about his hookups with this at the time A-list reality star from a famous family (hint: we're no longer friends) while he was married
@sanwij, either we're being punked or Entern is fulfilling their half of their contract with the devil (the latter would certainly explain the daily Kardashian posts).
WOW. Ignorthed sleeps more than any baby ever. You are so lucky! She also never needs to eat or have a diaper changed, since on the rare occurance we have see you with her, no one has a diaper bag.....
Not a question, but Kim, please tell Kanye I think he is a musical genius. And he should take some speech classes because what he says makes sense lots of the time, but timing. Timing is key. Enjoy the bebeh!
Would you consider giving a fellow fashionista and new Mother a 'Kim Kardashian' makeover? I need a little help to get back to what I was and I just love your style. Ps .. We were pregnant at the same time and I totally felt what you were going through! And I thought you pulled off 'pregnancy chic' very well!
Honestly, Kim, were you more interested in changing your appearance because you felt you were going for your idea of generic formula beauty; or were you trying to erase your original ethnic beauty.
Have you found true joy?
ReplyDeleteYes I have, thank you for asking doll!
DeleteStill riding Kim's jock, Enty?
ReplyDeleteHe's obsessed. It's a little sad, isn't it?
DeleteHow much does she charge the arabs
ReplyDeleteHow rude! Sheeraz Hasan is a very dear friend
DeleteThat is seriously a dumb ass question Enty.
ReplyDeleteRight? I started going to Dlisted years ago. This site is as irrelevant as Paris Hilton
DeleteWere you born a pathologically, compulsive liar or did your mother teach you?
ReplyDeleteI would never tell a lie
DeletePlease spell IQ.
ReplyDeleteIntelligence Quotient
DeleteIf she got a class ring.
ReplyDeleteNo class ring
Delete"No class ring" - truer words were never spoken.
Deleteseven wins the internet today! We can a go home
DeleteWe want to know less about her, not more.
ReplyDeleteI am trying to keep a lower profile these days
DeleteHow do you feel about people who consider themselves a "fan" of yours? Do you detest them as much as a non fan does? Do you think they have mental issues?
ReplyDeleteI love my fans!
DeleteNow that that Florida broad that got away with killing her kid is underground,
ReplyDeleteHow does it feel to be the most hated woman in America besides your mother?
I really doubt I'm the most hated woman in America
DeleteWhat purpose do you serve?
ReplyDeleteWhat purpose do any of us serve? Not to get too existentialist on you
DeleteHey wait a second. Some of these answers are a wee too smart. I don't think you're the REAL Kim are you?
DeleteCan you please jump off a bridge?
ReplyDeleteDepends on which bridge
DeleteOh, and can you please take The Village Idiot with you?
ReplyDeleteIt's a sad remark on my family that I have to ask "which one," isn't it?
DeleteDid you actually have sex with Kanye?
ReplyDeleteYes, and I still do! He definitely keeps me satisfied
DeleteHow much fer a rim job and yer turd cutter?
ReplyDeleteI'm not even completely sure what you said, but I think the appropriate response is "Ew!"
DeleteBUT will she be required to answer the question honestly?
ReplyDeleteI'll do my best!
DeleteOMG Kim Im your biggest fan!!!
ReplyDeleteLove you Derek doll!
Delete@JSierra: Never expect the truth from a whore.
ReplyDelete@Count Now that one was just rude
DeleteOmg Kim, you DO read cdan,
ReplyDelete@Flygirl Of course I do! It keeps popping up on my google alert!
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ReplyDeleteKim, could you please move to the left? There's a doorknob behind you that looks like it has something INTERESTING to say.
ReplyDelete@Megley You sound like you could use a hug!
DeleteIf the real KK answered questions As this KK has been, I would say I had a new respect for her!
Deletetotally Kim---that Bound 2 was very understated and classy
ReplyDeleteThanks @Derek! We might release the unretouched one sometime. The Franco parody is hilarious! Ye loves it too!!
DeleteNo, no, no, you have to ask questions that will make her brain explode!
ReplyDeleteKim, do you think Stevie Wonder knows he's black?
Kim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Kim, if Harvey Levin falls in the forest, how long would it take your mom to get there and perform mouth to mouth?
@seven That first question is just offensive, and everyone knows it takes three licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop
DeleteWtf did you do to your nose? Why is there so much space between it and your mouth now?? Hold on this one is better do you know where your child is?? When was the last time you saw her?
ReplyDelete@Jenna I'm with her right now! She's napping as I type
DeleteFirstly, I'm clearly not the biggest famewhore on the planet (I'm looking at you, backdoor Farrah). And Ye is definitely straight
ReplyDeleteWhy do you deny having plastic surgery when everyone can see you have a different face than you did in 2006? And 2008? And 2010?
ReplyDeleteI would love to see her stumble over that one.
A lady never reveals her beauty secrets ;)
Delete@Kim why did you invite Lindsay Lohan to your wedding (the one with Chris---do you remember that one?)
ReplyDelete@Derek She's a good friend of my friend Sheeraz Hasan
DeleteI kno we always bitch about ya ent but this is funny. Good job
ReplyDeleteHow does it feel to know that the vast majority of the people in this country hate you and your family, but you still have to pretend your relevant? Doesn't it eat away at your soul? Ohhhh wait I forgot, you don't have one.
ReplyDelete@Cara Judging by the amount of time this site spends writing about me, I don't think I have to "pretend" I'm relevant
DeleteWhose church is a bigger scam? The Church of Scientology, or the church of Pimp Mama Kris?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Scientology
DeleteHow does it feel being a whore ?
ReplyDelete@MISCH That's not very nice. I bet you need a hug too!
Delete@Kim: You can PM your answer if you choose to hide behind the facade of discretion. Also, please tell me if I get MSOG or it is just a shoot and scoot deal. If it is just shoot and scoot, I'll clean the pipes earlier in the day so I can last the majority of the hour.
ReplyDeleteKim
ReplyDeleteWhat does the fox say?
@Johnny If I remember correctly, "Wa-wa-way-do wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do wa-wa-way-do"
DeleteSo how many times have you had a threesome with Kanye and Ricardo?? Oh and who's the bottom??? I would've previously thought it would be Ricardo...but since Ricardo is everything Kanye aspires to be I'm leaning towards Ricardo doing the plugging. I also think Ricardo would be like ewwwwwwww if he had to touch yours or any lady parts...
ReplyDeleteAm I 100% accurate or just 90?
@Magnus I've never had a threesome. And who is this Ricardo?
DeleteRicardo Tisci - the one who keeps dressing you in those fugly, unflattering clothes. He's jealous of you.
Delete@Kim
ReplyDeleteIs Bruce Jenner really a cross-dresser? Does she steal designer clothes or do u just give him your Sears line for a discount?
@Derek Ha! That rumor got started on this site, right? We all had a good laugh about it! Real story? My mom always liked Bruce's hair a certain way, so now that they're separated, he gets to finally grow it out the way he's wanted to for years!
DeleteKim!!! Paper or plastic?
ReplyDelete@FSP I can't remember the last time I was even in a grocery store!
DeleteKim, is Kylie as pissed off for inheriting the Beast gene as we think she is? She and poor Khloe got royally fucked in the gene department.
ReplyDelete@Paris Kylie is a beautiful 16-year-old girl! You sound like you need a hug too!
Delete@Kim I think he would look much better with short hair.
ReplyDelete@Derek That's what my mom has been telling him for years!
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ReplyDelete@Kim
ReplyDeletecan you tell us a good blind item story (a true one!? of course)just give out clues and dont name names
@Derek Hmmm...I'll have to think about that one!
DeleteKim, that is what your Mom has been telling Kylie, which is why that fug chick thinks she can model. It kills her that she does not look like Kendall. We all can see that!
ReplyDeleteAnd remember, you don't have legs like Kylie OR Kendall. Leave the ankle strap shoes to the long legged ones, Ms Stumpy Legs.
heehee
This post has 77 comments. That's why this page features the Kardashians so much.
ReplyDeleteAre fame and money worth your dignity? You and Kanye think everyone is jealous of you, but I'd rather be middle class and classy than wealthy and tacky.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah c'mon Kim ---you have been a good sport and MUST know some real dirt about people
ReplyDelete@derek Okay, I put one together! This one is going back a few years, but I don't remember it being written about anywhere else. This former A list couple (he: a former boy-bander, she: a singer/celebrity) split years ago. Everyone knows by now about her cheating, but no one talks about his hookups with this at the time A-list reality star from a famous family (hint: we're no longer friends) while he was married
DeleteTough one Kim....
DeleteLol
So does that mean that Justin has the herp too?
Dog should have read down further.
DeleteNori just woke up from her nap. I'll try to come back in a bit to answer some more questions!
ReplyDeleteI am torn between:
ReplyDeleteHow much would it cost to make you go away?
and
What did the plastic surgeons put in your butt to make it look like that?
@MsWeedle The butt is all me! Drive around Glendale sometime, it's an Armenian thing!
Deleteim so confused. was that actually Kim?
ReplyDeleteOh, Sanwij. Aren't you sweet?!?! No. Not the real Kim.
Delete@sanwij It's really me! Nori went back down if you have a question. I can stay and play for a little bit longer!
DeleteOh! My sincerest apologies, Ms. West. Carry on then. Give little Nori a kiss from us!
Delete@Sugar Thanks, I will! She's so precious!
DeleteSO CONFUSED.
Delete@sanwij, either we're being punked or Entern is fulfilling their half of their contract with the devil (the latter would certainly explain the daily Kardashian posts).
DeleteJT and Paris?!
ReplyDelete@Derek Oops, forgot to write that they were married (now divorced)
Deletethanks Kim btw (if this is really you) fun chatting with you
ReplyDeleteNic Lachey, Jessica Simpson and Paris
ReplyDelete@Derek I can neither confirm not deny ;)
DeleteKim, what is the name of your body double in Bound2?
ReplyDelete@Lotta: Photoshop Splicer
Delete@Lotta That's all me! My workout routine has been intense, and breast-feeding had helped too. I was photoshopped, but mostly for the nipples!
DeleteWOW. Ignorthed sleeps more than any baby ever. You are so lucky! She also never needs to eat or have a diaper changed, since on the rare occurance we have see you with her, no one has a diaper bag.....
ReplyDeleteHmmm, id ask, if she realises her mother has used and pimped her out for her entire life?
ReplyDeleteNot a question, but Kim, please tell Kanye I think he is a musical genius. And he should take some speech classes because what he says makes sense lots of the time, but timing. Timing is key. Enjoy the bebeh!
ReplyDeleteGotta admit everyone, that was pretty clever and loads of us participated. Now please Enty let that be the end. Thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteWould you consider giving a fellow fashionista and new Mother a 'Kim Kardashian' makeover? I need a little help to get back to what I was and I just love your style.
ReplyDeletePs .. We were pregnant at the same time and I totally felt what you were going through! And I thought you pulled off 'pregnancy chic' very well!
Did anyone try to sit on you when you wore the dress that made you look like our living room sofa? And do you OWN a full length mirror?
ReplyDeleteHow did you grow such a big ass and when do you resume growing a new ass on your front side, shit for brains guttersnipe garbage slut?
ReplyDeleteWhat are your top five favorite fiction books?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the number for 9-1-1?
ReplyDeletewhat's your number?
ReplyDeleteCan you name all the men you've had sex with?
ReplyDelete@kelgela2: That is a pointless question to ask a whore, because they only count the ones they didn't get paid to fuck.
ReplyDeleteYet another hilarious and insightful comment!
ReplyDeleteHow do you hide your penis so well?
ReplyDeleteDoes it freak you out that your mother is trying to look and act just like you? Be careful, she cld be a succubus!
ReplyDeleteHonestly, Kim, were you more interested in changing your appearance because you felt you were going for your idea of generic formula beauty; or were you trying to erase your original ethnic beauty.
ReplyDeleteDo you REALLY think anyone gives a flying fuck about you and that you are relevant?
ReplyDeleteWhen will you go away? T. W.
ReplyDelete