I'd gone with my friends to this guy's apartment expressly to lose my virginity. I'd picked him to do the deed owing to his much greater age and experience. He had no idea what I had planned. The friends were my cover in case he wasn't so inclined.
Turned out he was, so we quickly left my friends and went into his bedroom. I had a brief moment of "WTF am I doing?", then reminded myself that the goal was to get laid for the first time.
So we're in his bed, naked. He was just about ready to do the deed when suddenly, the bedroom door burst open and all these people are in the doorway jeering and cheering us on. He instantly dropped himself on top of me to cover my naked body, so all my friends got to see was his bare ass while he cursed them out.
I loved him for performing that reflexive act of gallantry, even though I'd only met him once before.
In the backseat at a drive-in, of course. I'm an all-American boy, I lost my cherry the old-fashioned way. Of course, there was a third person in the car at the time....
Hmmm, how does one define lesbian virginity? My bi girlfriend said she lost hers when the head cheerleader went down on her in high school. OTOH, one of my dyke friends considers finger-banging "sex" and won't go down on another women unless she's serious about the relationship. Seems like a grey area, all in all.
Surely I'm not the only one whose first time was at a drive-in.
My innocence went so fast. I had a succession of older, carnally decadent girlfriends when I was a freshman in high school. I went from playing with Tinker Toys to cunnilingus lessons practically overnight.
Cruise ship cabin. Had like 3 other guys hitting on me in the club and this one took me downstairs. Very common place for Scandinavians to have sex. Everybody gets hammered and then hit on anything with legs.
In a comment thread on CDaN.
ReplyDeleteWith a republican.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere with my dick in a vagina
ReplyDeleteI was right there.
ReplyDeleteTori and I live parallel lives.
ReplyDeleteWith someone else or menage a un?
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling this page will be well read by tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteWith a man or a woman? Either way I was on a set, lol JK
ReplyDeleteIn a bed passed out do not remember anything . Woke up the next day and could not remember a thing
ReplyDeleteIn a bed passed out do not remember anything . Woke up the next day and could not remember a thing
ReplyDeleteUnder the stars in a field of grass, surrounded by woods. Perfect spot. Wrong guy. Just wanted to get it over with.
ReplyDeleteOh and the reason why I chose him was bc looked like Pacey from Dawson's Creek.
DeleteSorry about the double post . Damn iPhone !!!!!
ReplyDeleteIn the back seat of my boyfriend's car...so cliche but true.
ReplyDeletemommy and daddys bed! how terrible...
ReplyDeleteUnder your mom in her bed. Buuuurn.
ReplyDeleteCouch in my boyfriend's aunt's finished basement smh
ReplyDeletein my canopy bed.
ReplyDeleteI'd gone with my friends to this guy's apartment expressly to lose my virginity. I'd picked him to do the deed owing to his much greater age and experience. He had no idea what I had planned. The friends were my cover in case he wasn't so inclined.
ReplyDeleteTurned out he was, so we quickly left my friends and went into his bedroom. I had a brief moment of "WTF am I doing?", then reminded myself that the goal was to get laid for the first time.
So we're in his bed, naked. He was just about ready to do the deed when suddenly, the bedroom door burst open and all these people are in the doorway jeering and cheering us on. He instantly dropped himself on top of me to cover my naked body, so all my friends got to see was his bare ass while he cursed them out.
I loved him for performing that reflexive act of gallantry, even though I'd only met him once before.
@Squeeze
DeleteThat sounds like something out of a teen movie. LOL. That was rather sweet of him though, to protectively shield you :-)
My room at my cousins' house. I was living with them for a while.
ReplyDeleteWas it with your cousin?
DeleteIn my dreams
ReplyDeleteUpstairs at his grandmother's house. We accidentally woke her up and she started beating on the ceiling with her cane. Good times...
ReplyDeleteWondering how the hell did I end up in that situation
ReplyDeletein a parallel universe ;)
ReplyDelete@TanGyal...finished basement for me too hahahaha!! Ahhh, romance!
ReplyDeleteCollege dorm room. Late bloomer.
ReplyDeleteIn a car.
ReplyDeleteAn all-girls dorm, on the Philadelphia Main Line, and it wasn't with Mama Abroad.
ReplyDeleteLol. For all I remember it could have been you :)
DeleteMine was a college dorm room, too.
ReplyDelete@Sqeezebox I also chose someone to get it over with, but I met him as planned in his parent's camper trailer.
ReplyDeleteIn the backseat at a drive-in, of course. I'm an all-American boy, I lost my cherry the old-fashioned way. Of course, there was a third person in the car at the time....
ReplyDeleteIn his hotel room. He was in my city on vacation.
ReplyDeleteWhich one, man or woman?
ReplyDeleteDo you mean sex with another people? Because it could be two or more dates depending on the person.
ReplyDelete@Sherry You have my undivided attention
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend's apartment.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, how does one define lesbian virginity? My bi girlfriend said she lost hers when the head cheerleader went down on her in high school. OTOH, one of my dyke friends considers finger-banging "sex" and won't go down on another women unless she's serious about the relationship. Seems like a grey area, all in all.
ReplyDeleteSurely I'm not the only one whose first time was at a drive-in.
a lady never tells... so, my house!
ReplyDeleteI was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, flipping through Club magazine. Her name was Saber, she was the centerfold.
ReplyDeleteIn my room.
ReplyDeleteMy innocence went so fast. I had a succession of older, carnally decadent girlfriends when I was a freshman in high school. I went from playing with Tinker Toys to cunnilingus lessons practically overnight.
ReplyDeleteMy law school professor's living room floor, 28 years, two kids in college, and six blocks away from here.
ReplyDeleteI was in a bed. I'd have hated to be anywhere else! The first time is hard enough.
ReplyDeleteThe rec room of my ex-girlfriends house while The Exorcist was playing on TV. We were so morbid.
ReplyDeleteIt was Halloween time if that helps explain it.
ReplyDeleteI can't judge, JBE: graveyard here, when I was 14. No shit, no lie. ;)
ReplyDeleteWas just talking to him the other day about it. Haven't seen him since I was about 30.
Also at the Drive-in movies.
ReplyDeleteCruise ship cabin. Had like 3 other guys hitting on me in the club and this one took me downstairs. Very common place for Scandinavians to have sex. Everybody gets hammered and then hit on anything with legs.
ReplyDeleteLOL Glad I'm not the only one to do it in a camper trailer!
ReplyDeleteThe back of a Ryder truck
ReplyDelete@NoThanks: I hope you weren't strapped to the wall. A girl should wait until her second or third time before embarking in advanced activities.
ReplyDeleteHalloween 1991 watching The Simpsons, it was their special Halloween episode number two.
ReplyDeleteIn college, with a then-prominent artist in the NYC art scene
ReplyDelete@Wen Right back at ya!
ReplyDeleteraped in an alley behind a supermarket strip mall in my hometown at 13
ReplyDelete@headrot: Ugh, that is horrible. I hope your first consensual time was enjoyable. Big hug to you.
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