I know it is Thursday, but thought I would go with the Four For Friday format because I wish it was Friday. Holiday parties are going to be the end of me.
#1 - This former A list mostly movie actor uses his wife's company to launder his money. She does well in her business but nothing compared to the numbers they allege she is pulling in.
#2 & #3 - Until her baby was born, this A+ list mostly movie actress thought one of her children was the offspring of this A+ list mostly movie actor. Her husband thought it was going to be too.
#4 & #5 - This B list mostly television actress who is married to an A list mostly movie actor beat the crud out of a female escort she hired two weeks ago. Apparently there were drugs involved and our actress caused some internal damage to the other woman. This is going to end up costing millions to keep the other woman from suing and making things public.
1. ?
ReplyDelete2. Julia Roberts and someone from Oceans 12 (2004) or Tom Hanks (2007)
4. Jada
RDJ
ReplyDeleteJulia and Denzel
Jada
#4 is Jada #1 whoever he is is a criminal
ReplyDelete1. Toby Maguire and his wife's Jewelry line washing his unclaimed gambling wins through it.
ReplyDeleteNice catch timebob
DeleteSo #4 & #5 are supposed to be Blake and Ryan? I can't imagine Marble Mouth getting all Chloe Moretz on someone.
ReplyDeleteOT: I read on kissmetrics that Monday and Thursday are the best days for blog traffic. Interesting.
fuck!
ReplyDeletei thought it was wednesday!
1 Tobey MacGuire
ReplyDelete2/3 Natalie Portman and Bradley Cooper
4/5 Jada
I'll take Don Johnson for number 1. He's been investigated for money laundering once before.
ReplyDeleteI thought yesterday was Thursday. Crap.
ReplyDeleteThis week can't be over fast enough.
DeleteDid #4 hire the escort for just herself or was it a joint deal for her & the husband?
ReplyDelete#1 Sylvester Stallone.
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ReplyDeleteI like Timebobs guess.
ReplyDeleteAnd Jada does look like she could kick some ass!
#2 & #3 must be interracial because that would be the indicator right?
Jada is NOT a B list actress.
ReplyDeleteMeryl Streep & Nicholson for #2/3. Just because of all the recent revelations about them. The blind didn't say the baby was born recently.
ReplyDeleteAnd because I can't think of another current A+ actress married to a non-acting husband with more than one child. Reese & Julia used to be A+ (past tense).
Only one that really makes sense so far for #1 is Toby McGuire, through Jen's jewelry biz. Can't think of why Stallone would need to be laundering money.
ReplyDeleteAgree with the interracial component to #2 but not sure about the timeline with the Julia/Denzel guess. The twins came first and the blind says child, so it would have to be her third kid. Don't think she was working with him that recently.
Jada sounds right for the last one
2&3- Mia Farrow/Frank Sinatra/Woody Allen
ReplyDelete"Heartburn" was release in July 1986 and Meryl gave birth to a daughter a month later.
ReplyDeleteJust saying.
MW, Mia and Woody weren't married and I would think FS would be an listed as a celeb or legend. Ronan does look so much like FS, it's amazing.
ReplyDeleteSeriously!? Jada for #4? Will Smith is most famous for being the Fresh Prince (a TV show) and Jada is def *NOT* 'B-List'. Not even close.
ReplyDeleteUh - until recently Will Smith was the number one movie star in the world. Maybe Jada isn't a B (she hasn't been in much since that cable nurse series she did a while back), but the rest of the #4 blind fits both of them.
ReplyDelete1) Tobey Maguire and wife Jennifer's jewelry line
ReplyDelete2) Reece Witherspoon 3) Matthew McConaughey Movie-Mud
4) Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith