The Zooey Is Not A Nice Person
Over the past two seasons of New Girl, Zooey Deschanel has gone from someone that everyone loves working with to someone that you don't even want to see on set the day you are there. I have limited myself to one blind and reveal about her in that time because I still have a soft spot for her but now Radar says things are getting worse and that she is a tyrant on the set and has started the whole universe revolves around me thing and says that she knows best. When stars get like that, they almost never come back from it. Once you get that first taste of severe kissing butt and get that producer credit and those six figure weekly checks start rolling in and syndication is just one year away and even bigger money you get a huge head. Twenty years from now she will be the same. Her only hope for salvation is a family member like Emily bringing her back down to earth although rumors has it they are not getting along either because Zooey is so out of control. When crew members complain to the tabloids or send me e-mails it is one thing. But, when the cast starts sending you e-mails or "friends" of cast members complaining about someone then it is a big deal.
Still going to watch Elf though.
I've never been a fan of her cutesy shtick. I've always found her uber annoying and fake.
ReplyDeleteI will always have a soft spot for her because of the booty call song in "Yes Man", whore no more...
ReplyDeleteI have no opinion on her. Nice post though Enty.
ReplyDeleteLike somebody said on another site, 'Be nice to the people you meet on your way up since you will meet them again on your way down...'
ReplyDeleteI can't unlike her. Just look at that sweet face. Eyes that blue NEVER lie, are mean or unjust....except when they're on a blonde. Such wretched people.
ReplyDeleteLook at her cheekbones. She obviously a descendant of fairies. ((Smiles lovingly))
DeleteHaha I was just rewatching an old episode of frasier yesterday. Zooey guest started and she was blonde. She was a bitchy and judgmental character and everyone hated her. Haha :)
DeleteThis makes me sad. I adore her.
ReplyDeleteMe too. :'(
DeleteNew Girl is the funniest show on tv. Get it together Jess!
ReplyDeleteshe annoys me ---and maybe enty will stop calling her "the zooey" now. That irks me even more
ReplyDeleteshes a poor-mans winona ryder
ReplyDeleteI watch her show for Schmidt and lets be honest, so does everyone else.
ReplyDelete+ me
DeleteDangitall.. Why did Winona have to get caught trying to shoplift.. why!!
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone remember that beyond annoying Iphone commercial she did? She was talking to her phone in full make-up and pajamas trying to order tomato soup? I so wanted to reach into the screen and punch her.
ReplyDeleteyou mean she is unhappy and frustrated about a persistent and costly scheduling problem, and is attempting to find a solution, as she apparently has the authority to do? Oh the diva!
ReplyDeleteYeah! I totally agree. What a harpy witch! ;)
Delete@Henriette:
ReplyDeleteYou mean this?
She was much more attractive as a blond in Elf. If the shower scene had full frontal, it may very well.have been a perfect movie.
ReplyDeleteAm i the only one who mixes her up with katy perry? I mean, they are like twins! Anyway, zoey, stop acting like a bitch.
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm not a fan, but boy do I love new girl! ESP Nick my future lover
ReplyDeleteGet better writers. This season is boring.
ReplyDeleteRight? I'm watching out of a constant love for Schmidt and Nick but the Jess/Nick relationship seems to have killed it.
DeleteWhat Johnny said. Schmidt FTW!
ReplyDelete@caroline david Care to elaborate?
ReplyDeleteI loved her in Elf (she has a great voice) and like New Girl. Glad this is coming from l̶o̶a̶d̶o̶f̶c̶r̶a̶p̶.̶c̶o̶m̶ Radar so I know it's not true.
ReplyDeleteOk shes not so bad. I forgot she was in elf. That's my favorite Christmas movie. So she gets props for that.
ReplyDelete500 days of summer takes her back to virtual anonymity - in my head though.
She's adorable and funny, and chances are I will never actually meet her or know her, so who gives a real shit? 40 years later we find out that Chevy Chase is a giant asshole, still doesn't change anything.
ReplyDeleteOK- I'll say it- There is room in this world for only 598,657 Katy perry's in this world...and Zooey is no Katy Perry.
ReplyDeleteWe are living in the era of the quirky brunette bimbo. She can be seen at the local gay gastro pub eating a double cheese burger with a fried egg on pretzel bread.
Holy exaggeration! The article does NOT portray her as being some diva. I'm sorry, but being annoyed that shit isn't done on time isn't being some sort of out-of-control diva…it's called being professional!
ReplyDeleteI still love She and Him.
ReplyDeleteShe must've had sex or at least a golden shower recently.
ReplyDeleteOnce a mogwai gets wet, things become ugly.
Sounds like a woman asserts herself on the job and gets called a bitch or a diva but if it were a guy, he'd be respected. I'm not a huge fan of the Zooey but I hate seeing women painted in this light because they dare to have balls.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else remember when old Enty loved her and was possibly a real life friend?
ReplyDeleteOther than that I got nothing.
I love her coloring and singing voice, but aside from that, am not really a fan or a critic.
ReplyDeleteNever judge people by their color, MadLyb :P
ReplyDeleteThis girl is NOT a nice girl.
ReplyDeleteThis girl is NOT a nice girl.
ReplyDeleteI figured she was a witch but she sounds like an uber witch.
ReplyDeleteThis is absolutely no surprise. With all the smoke that's been blown up her ass I'm shocked it took so long for this to happen.
ReplyDeleteNever liked her, never will. Overrated and tries way too hard. No thanks.
ReplyDeleteYeah, this isn't just "some woman acting like a dude." Sorry, fans, she is not nice and this isn't new, o it must really be bad. I knew ppl who hated working w her 6-7 yrs ago.
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