Jonah Hill and Leonardo DiCaprio spend an hour two hanging out at the premiere of their new movie before getting down to the women and booze.
Matthew M was there with his wife but left his bongos at home.
Margot Robbie looks amazing.
Orlando Bloom was there because he loves a Leo party.
Martin Scorcese was there with his wife and
Rob Reiner brought his.
Jon Favreau is in his middle of the road phase between skinny and fat.
Miley Cyrus wearing the shortest shorts she could find in Miami.
Maggie Gyllenhaal makes sure her daughter eats right on the way to school.
Wasn't Miranda meant to have had an affair with Leo? Which would make it a bit odd for Orlando to turn up at this thing?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing. Awkward!
DeletePlease stop the Miley photos, they make me ill.
ReplyDeleteFavreau & Doucheface Hill both do that with the weight…up and down, up and down. They must have HUGE (no pun) closets full of clothes to fit all sizes.
ReplyDeleteScorcese's wife looks like she is. not. having. it.
ReplyDeleteI bet Jonah is a sweaty lover. eww.
Lil Maggie is so cute.
ReplyDeleteLeo is resembling Jack Nicholson so much! Jonah looks like a woman. Favreau totally lost what litle hot he had. Must be karma.
ReplyDeleteFavreau was such a cute dude....what a mess now.
ReplyDeleteMiley - your legs are long, but completely shapeless. Put some fucking pants on. Fuck.
I will not watch this movie for the simple fact that jonah turdhill is in it. He thinks he's so powerful cause he's friends with leo. One of these days leo will kick him to the curb like he does to his models.
ReplyDeleteLeo will kick him out of his entourage the way Brad did, oh pls pls pls make that day come soon!
DeleteThis is the second time in as many weeks Orlando has shown to a Leo event. That's... Embarrassing?
ReplyDeletejonah and leo two douche bags together at last!
ReplyDeleteSomething about Miley's boots are just...blech.
ReplyDeleteMaggie's kid looks just like a cross between her and Peter. So cute.
I totally see Peter Skarsgaard in Maggie's daughter's face! So cute! Miley bugs the CRAP out of me, but on the other hand, she is a child star just growing up, so I'm waiting to reserve judgment on her. Still wish she'd cover up a little more, less is more girl, less is more.
ReplyDeleteMiley is irritating, for sure, but I would kill for legs that long.
ReplyDeleteMiley looks like a tramp...
ReplyDeleteMaggie's daughter is so cute looking. Looks like her mom..
Find Jonah Hill annoying and he is not even a good actor...
@Dizzel YASSSS! Do you see the way he gazes at Leo in those photos? Very Single White Female.
ReplyDeleteFavreau IN THE MIDDLE between skinny and fat???? Really??? If he was a woman, you'd be saying she must have just swallowed Santa Claus!!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha Thats about right
DeleteWhy say J Favreau is in between skinny and fat? This is called being healthy average.
ReplyDeleteHW messes with your optical senses man!!
I used to live in Miami. Trust me. Miley COULD find shorter shorts.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Jon Favreau has surpassed thin.
ReplyDeleteAgree with @parissucksliterally. So sick of Miley pictures and seeing her in fucking shorts. Sick.of.it.
ReplyDeleteI fucking hate Leo. He ruins ever movie he's in.
ReplyDeleteThat's Miley's conservative look
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