I went to this Cafe Gratitude place the other day. I will take In-N-Out any day of the week over this. Olivia Wilde looks like she loved it though. Inside she hated it but doesn't want people to think she doesn't like a Jay-Z/Beyonce hangout.
Padma Lakshmi took her 100 year old date and her daughter to a Knicks game.
Poppy Montgomery going all cleavagy in Madrid.
Paul Walker's daughter and her friends were at the
impromptu football game organized by Tyrese Gibson outside Paul's house.
Eva Longoria gets in between Ricky Martin and 50 Cent. Hmm. That might not have come out right.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler getting ready for The Golden Globes.
Tara Reid likes to smell the pot before she buys it.
Uma Thurman was trying to blend into the wall. Milford woman.
Those are some seriously ugly shoes on Uma.
ReplyDeleteSo Tina and Amy for the bestfriends blind? :(
ReplyDeleteI just came here to say that trainrides so who's the guy? Paul Ruud like VIP thinks?
ReplyDelete@Sandy I hope it's not Paul Rudd
DeleteSo is 50 cent an answer as well?
ReplyDeleteIf Gratitude 102 is a vegan restaurant, is Gratitude 101 the vegetarian one?
ReplyDeleteNo way sand & trainrides, no way!
Aww, @Seven
DeletePoehler looks like she leaned out some since being single. Would bang.
ReplyDeleteSince that arnet douche prolly wasn't takin care of biddness very well, I would be sweet, gentle and attentive in an intense love making/pampering session.
"Don't worry about me, Amy. I'm having fun playing and tasting all of you, trying to make you feel like the most special girl in the world. If you want to worry about me, invite me out for a second date sometime."
On the second date, when she asks, "What do YOU like?" while we are groping and kissing, I'll reach into my travel bag, pull out a riding crop, butt plug, lube and cuffs and say to her, "I like it when you are on you hands and knees."
I can't go to Café Gratitude simply based on the names they give their dishes. Too corny. Can't do it.
ReplyDelete@Sugar Tell me about it! I order a peach iced tea, the waitress says "You are loved." Because apparently the tea's official name is "I am loved." I never order with the "I am" names, I always order with the food names :)
Delete@Sugar and @VIP, tell me more about these menu names!
Delete@Lotta See for yourself :)
Delete@VIP so I can just go in there and say "I am local" and they won't think I'm crazy? Hahaha
Delete@VIP & @Sugar, LOL! I want to drink all of the drinks, but I'll settle for I Am Immortal and I Am Powerful.
DeleteIm lost. Off to research yesterday. Rudd,poehler and fey can DO NO WRONG I TELL YOU.
ReplyDeletePadma and ANOTHER great grandpa?!
ReplyDeleteCasual Arrested Development reference, Enty...
ReplyDeleteLeslie Nope looks gooooood.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks Tara Reid's bf has a weird face? It's like it's melting or something.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to ascertain what the girl with the Viking helm is drinking. All I know is that in my neck of the wood, if you show up to a beach football game wearing a Viking helm, you had better not be drinking Ginseng Up. You need to be crushing Huber bock or Carlsberg; possibly Olympia. Damn hipsters haven't co-opted Olympia yet, have they?
ReplyDeleteHis daughter is only 15 Charlie, so it would stand to reason her friends are within the same age range. Probably some energy drink.
ReplyDeleteThe young age also explains why she is wearing a Viking helmet and not something Ravens related ;)
Poehler and Rudd were both in Wet Hot American Summer in 2001, which is a cult film in which a lot of future comedy stars got their first film exposure and was supposedly a big partyin' set. Amy was known as a frisky girl in her Chicago improv days. Tina is known to disapprove of the typically louche sexual morality of the entertainment biz.
ReplyDeleteI suspect this is a fake BI concocted to fit known facts, but it's likely true that if Tina knew that Amy was messin' with Rudd's marriage, she would be seriously pissed off.
I love Tina but I'm dying for her to get caught in bed with a Brazilian boy toy and a pile of coke, just so she'll loosen up.
Is it just a bad angle or does Poppy M. have the weirdest neck?
ReplyDeleteTina fey looks like she did something to her face. Not a good something.
ReplyDeleteTina has a scar on the left side of her chin from being slashed by a psycho as a small child. Sometimes it makes that side of her face look a little wonky. If she was ever going to get plastic surgery, she'd get that fixed first. I doubt she ever will.
ReplyDeletePadma's kid looks nothing like her. I'm starting to wonder if she got a donor egg. I know it was an "accidental" conception with a lot of drama, but that kid does not look half-Indian at all.
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