Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Random Photos Part Three
And let the Julia Roberts pregnancy stories begin.
Jordin Sparks auditions for Cats.
Madonna's daughter Lourdes is Rizzo in her high school play.
At the nelson Mandela funeral, Naomi Campbell was on her best behavior with
Charlize Theron and
Bono who got hugged
by George Bush.
No tongue from Miley this time.
The best celebrity Christmas card this year goes to Mena Suvari.
I wonder if Lourdes wasn't Madonnas daughter if she'd still be playing Rizzo in a h.s. play?
ReplyDeleteProbably, yes. Cynic.
DeletePs--are we allowed to give Lourdes (and Madonna) props for having her be, age-appropriately, in her high school musical rather than with her own reality show or being "seen" and papped all the time?
Delete@Sprink Props for what? Going to school like millions of other kids? Please. Why give props for shit you're supposed to do?
DeleteHer tits aren't on the Internet. Let's give them all awards.
Kristin, are you having a case of the Tuesdays? I have a hug right here for you if you need it. Serial.
Delete@TTM Yeah. I've gone 30 years without a drug problem or tits on the Internet and no one gives me props. Can I just hang with you awhile?
DeleteOf course you can, I will just whip up that bff necklace while we're hanging...
DeleteThanks @TTM. While you do that, I'll just go sit on this park bench and weep a little. Mind holding my baby?
DeleteOf course I will! You should know, though, if it's a girl, you aren't getting her back
DeleteLourdes is breathtaking. This is a girl that would own my ass.
ReplyDeleteisn't she too old for you?
DeleteShe's 17 and right in that sweet spot Johnny: maybe I go to prison and maybe I don't.
DeleteMeanwhile, I am loving that Bono will...Never. Live. That. Down.
ReplyDeleteIn 2002, only 4% of Rwandans had access to health care and AIDS relief. By 2007, that number was 92%. Yeah, fuck that guy that works with Bono to save dying babies!
DeleteJesus Christ, every fucking thing is not about politics.
Bono has been photographed many, many times with W. They are friendly...forged through many, many talks where Bono convinced W to stand by his pledge to help fund the fight against AIDS in Africa.
DeleteI suspect that not only has he lived it down but he will continue to "live down" meetings with people he disagrees with but serve a politically expedient purpose of furthering Bono's desire to help Africa.
@sandybrook LaGuardia is an extremely prestigious arts school that you have to audition for. Lourdes is not the first or last "famous offspring" to attend, and you might be surprised by its famous alumni. Not to mention that because they do have so many talented kids, Lourdes is not the only one playing Rizzo; she does it two nights a week and another girl does the other two performances. Nice shade-throwing at a relatively normal high school kid, though.
ReplyDeleteAwesome card!
ReplyDeleteAs far as I know, people don't have babies out their thighs...
Enlarge the Charlize photo and you'll see Bono enjoying the view.
ReplyDeleteGood thing Madonna's daughter stands to inherit a lot of money when her mother dies. There should be some sort of compensation for having to be Madonna's daughter.
ReplyDelete@TalksTooMuch Then where do they come from??? LaGuardia School of Arts??? (Ps-she seems like she has normal lady thighs, no?)
ReplyDelete@sandy I thought the same as you. I guess we need to brush up on our celebrity offspring preteen school district roster of the arts... Or something.
Lourdes reminds me of Kat Dennings in that pic.
ReplyDelete@discoflux - you know that's my bat signal, right?
Delete@Kristin in real life LaGuardia H.S.=Fame. Still and I may get buried for this Madonna's daughter wants to go there, Madonna wants her daughter to go there, she gets in no questions asked. And I don't know if she is talented or not but I would be interested in finding out.
ReplyDeleteI knowLaGuardia, just don't keep up on their student roster. Because that's creepy
Delete@Kristin, from the surrogate,of course! Her thighs look exactly like normal lady thighs, which means an actress has lost her Adderall
ReplyDeleteDamn!! Wtf happened to Julias hips?! Thats gotta be photoshopped. Lol and so messed up. I have no sympathy for her because she used to make fun of her younger fatter sister. You better put those cookies down, Julia.
ReplyDeleteJust 10 LaGuardia alumni -
ReplyDeleteJennifer Aniston*
Adrian Brody
Sarah Michelle Gellar*
Robert deNiro
Marlon Wayans
Azealia Banks
Nicki Minaj
Liza Minelli*
Lawrence Fishburne
Vanessa Williams
*famous parent or child star
Pretty tacky to hate on a teen getting an outstanding PA education (from a public school) instead of all the little tarts just trying to trade off their parents' names.
Who are smg's parents?
DeleteOk
DeleteSMG was a child star @katz
ReplyDeleteI think Lourdes is gorgeous too.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Mena's xmas card!!
ReplyDeleteaww @Kristin uncle sandybrook sends you a virtual hug!
ReplyDeleteand a virtual bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue! :D
ReplyDeleteIs it safe to say that tacky early '80's style Christmas cards are a thing now? If so, I love it! I'd love to see one done of the Jolie-Pitts.
ReplyDeleteThe one thing about Miley Cyrus I like her dog Floyd. Siberian Huskies are real dogs. Floyd I believe is the new smaller breed of husky, they don't get much bigger than puppy size which is still a pretty good size. One of my neighbours has two husky puppies the same breed as Floyd. They are gorgeous creatures.
ReplyDeleteSilly, di butler! Don't you know that Republican = Evil on this site?????
ReplyDeletei agree with di butler......
ReplyDeleteLourdes does look like Kat
Mena's card is hilarious
A friend of mine was at Grease. This is what she had to say about Lourdes: "She was excellent -- but no more so than any of the other leads."
ReplyDeleteThe school is full of very talented students. She is just one of them,
I love Bono and I love George W. Bush, so that picture makes me very happy. Flame away!
ReplyDeleteIs Julia gaining weight for a role?
Loudres and her father Carlos live in my neighborhood in NYC and from my perspective, she seems to be growing up like a normal NYC kid, not a spoiled rich Gossip girl but a normal teenager. If I did not know what her father Carlos looked like (very sexy and and was my trainer at Crunch for a bit in the day), I would never have pegged her as the daughter of world famous celebrity. She seems very down to earth and quite polite. Carlos seems very engaged in her life and is super nice guy. I think she is going to grow up to be pretty level-headed. Time will tell!
ReplyDeleteI dunno, Julia sure does look pregnant to me. Shes 46 so shes really pushing it age wise if she is.
ReplyDeleteFirst ever Miley picture to make me smile
ReplyDeletehahahaha Well done Mena! That Christmas card is absolutely cringing. hahaha Good to see she has a sense of humor. hahaha
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