Dear (I don't know your name but I'm sure you are a lovely person who is now having sex with Jonah Hill and probably thinks it will last forever),
If you are going to be dating Jonah there will be paps which means photos so I encourage you to think about buying a larger size of pants.
Sincerely, your friend and future blind item confidante
Enty.
Speaking of pants here is Julianne Hough in hers.
Jenny McCarthy and
Ryan Seacrest mirror each other.
Kathy Griffin shows off her New Year's Eve wardrobe which caused Anderson Cooper to giggle for an hour.
Kimora Simmons and her new dude. He is Russian. He probably thinks she likes him.
Eddie Cibrian and his kids take a trip with his wife.
Miley Cyrus twerks with her dog. Remarkably it is legal in every state.
Naomie Harris shows off her boyfriend.
Miley is so pretty when she's not doing obnoxious things with her face.
ReplyDeleteohhhh, that's for the count! Aww, enty is a Jerkufella!
ReplyDeleteYay for ginges with freckles!
Oh no! Toe!! Who doesn't know to check the mirror before going out in tights?!???!! Dumbass! Enty, you are too kind.
ReplyDeleteI think I would like to try a Russian boyfriend. Putin has done Russia all kinds of favors! I'll start looking tonight. Bwahahahha!!
Is it my imagination or did Julianne just come from a work out? If so, I hope her sweaty self isn't trying on anything while shopping..
ReplyDeleteNaomie Harris' legs look painfully thin.
ReplyDeleteThat'a a very prominent camel toe on Jonah Hill's gf. Any women who wear tights in public should be arrested for indecent exposure of the labia.
ReplyDeleteNaomie is probably working overtime trying to convince her bf that she never banged Idris during that Mandela movie. Yeah, RIGHT! Girlfriend has been all googly-eyed at every press event they’ve done together. Totally dickmatized. Get it, girl!
ReplyDeleteUmmmm is Seacrest pulling a Hamm here?
ReplyDeleteNah ... he probably wishes ... I think it's the light catching a crease in his pants
DeleteI'm not sure if that's Kathy Griffin or Carrot Top.
ReplyDelete"Who doesn't know to check the mirror before going out in tights?!???!!"
ReplyDeleteMe. I played a heroic prince in a play in college, costumed in just tights and a peasant shirt. Under stage lights it was fine, but in full daylight--the play was performed outside--you could see exactly what I was packing and that I was circumsized.
I was onstage for, like, 60 minutes in that costume.
Holy crap it just occurred to me Naomi Harris was in Ninja Assassin. Yes, I am letting my dork side show.
ReplyDeleteWow! Kimora's new boyfriend looks exactly like my old college boyfriend! I'm her boyfriend isn't a Polish school teacher.
ReplyDeleteThere just isn't anything right about Jonah's girlfriend's look - hair is blah; top is awful; pants are too tight; and shoes are old and scruffy ... poor thing. Still, at least she looks better than him (meow).
ReplyDeleteJulianne Hough is morphing into Chelsea Handler.
Kimora could never be accused of having a 'type' ...
Miley has a very loooooooooooooong nose!
Are those pants, or did she use some of that spray-on water sealant they sell on late-night TV?
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