Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Random Photos Part Four
That Gisele Bundchen sure is a multi-tasker. I'm surprised she wasn't doing yoga poses while also servicing Tom Brady just to show you how complete of a person she is.
Gwen Stefani hangs out in LA restaurants while her husband hangs out in London.
Heather Graham has a great surgeon. She looks good.
Daniel Craig shows off his 007.
Susan Sarandon with the wind blown look.
Justin Bieber in the Philippines.
Josh Duhamel has baby watching duty.
Joanna Krupa with a dog that looks ready to make a break for it.
Yeah, I'm not sure what Jada Pinkett Smith's decision making process was here.
Jada are you really that desperate ?
ReplyDeleteYes. Yes she is.
DeleteI cringe at the sight of Giselle's photo. Are they spraying hairspray by that baby. I am imagining all of the hair products and make up powder floating down onto the baby. All of that being breathed into the baby's lungs and being ingested with the milk. YUCK!
ReplyDeleteYou aren't a multi tasker, Giselle. Try breast feeding while helping a 8 year old with homework while sitting on the couch folding laundry! I DARE YOU!
Oh my god, the baby the BABY! Did you hear me? THE BABY!!!! Don't be so hysterical, Della. People shoving fast food into their children's mouth troughs are doing a lot more damage to their health than Giselle's hairspray.
DeleteKathleen is a bitch
DeleteI laughed though @Kathleen. "Won't anyone please, THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!" LOL
DeleteBeiber playing ball humanized him for just a tiny second in my eyes.
ReplyDeleteTom Brady sux :(
ReplyDeleteI honestly can't believe that Josh Duhamel is still with, and still impregnating, Fergie's double-chin-having ass.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. He looks hot toting that baby around, though, so Fuggie was good for something I guess.
DeleteIf that wasn't a baby, that would look just like a scene from Body Double.
ReplyDeleteHeather Graham looks very pretty
By 'baby watching duty' - I assume you mean 'parenting', Enty?
ReplyDeleteTom Brady sucks indeed, sandy!
ReplyDeleteThat poor dog looks like he's in a choke hold.
Jada looks like she's going to be in Predator V 2.0
Heather does look amazing.
ReplyDeleteGiselle takes a page out of Goop's "look at my perfect life" book in that photo. Seems a little staged.
Gisele's photo just screams "Look at my perfect life!"
ReplyDeleteOh, Jada. I used to love you, now it's all side eye all the time.
It must be sooooooo hard being fawned over and having your nails & hair done while breastfeeding all while looking like a beautiful man.
ReplyDeleteHahahahah!!
Delete@kriss_t: THANK YOU! One of my biggest pet peeves.
ReplyDeletePlease, please, can Justin Biebwhore NEVER come back into the US again. Can't we brand him a terrorist or something?
ReplyDelete@Della - right on, sister.
I love that picture of Gisele. I do.
ReplyDeleteHeather Graham make have had a bit done, but girl has great genes. I am her age, and get mistaken for 10 years younger all the time. It's called taking care of yourself. Not everyone falls apart after age 35.
Jada looks like Corey Glover from Living Colour circa 1988. You young'ns can google him now.
ReplyDeleteCult of Scientology...
DeleteLooks like Jada is full on into a horrid mid life crisis here...
ReplyDeleteIn her bikini she looked like a man
ReplyDeleteThe comment about Stefani's husband being in London. Does that mean he is with his boyfriend??
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ReplyDelete+1000 and adding twins!
ReplyDeleteI pulled a Gisele many times minus the hair stylists and instead of getting a manicure I was working the remote. Pretty much the same thing.
ReplyDeleteI do it while reading cdan.
Delete@Della, you must be young. Our parents used to smoke in the car with the windows rolled up. My lungs were double-coated with my mom's hairspray by the time I was 5. Those beehives needed a lot of aerosol. We ate carcinogens for breakfast back then. Wimps!
ReplyDeleteI do love that Giselle allowed a pic of herself breastfeeding. Jesus, you'd think it was a crime, the way some of my rightwing friends go on about it. Grow the fuck up. Seriously. They are the same age - I guess they didn't notice women breastfeeding their babies all over the place in the '70's, but then again, they still have their heads up their asses, so how would they even notice?
@Dena made me laugh!
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DeleteDo we know / think that Heather Graham has a great surgeon or does she just have a timeless beauty about her.
ReplyDeleteI'm not immediately attracted to blondes but she remains a stunningly beautiful woman. Getting better with age ( as all women should ).
Doesn't even really look like Gisele is breastfeeding...just exposing her breast and pretending to. The baby seems too high up and to the side of her boob to be in the right position. Figures...everything in Gisele's life is posed in front of the cameras.
ReplyDeleteJada looks like she decided to release her inner butch.
ReplyDeleteBieber loves the Philippines because he's actually of average height there. Heather Graham, keep doin what you're doing gurlie!!!
ReplyDeleteGisele, no matter how many ways you try to appear female - hair styled, manicure, breast feeding - you still look like you're an X chromosome short of being a woman.
Im soo with Della. Gimme a break Giselle is so out of touch. This pic is everything thats wrong with celebutards. You want to impress anyone show a pic of you working 10hr shift coming home putting in wash, cooking, passing a vacuum and helping your oldest with homework. Fuck you Giselle, oh and you look like a tranny, a bad tranny.
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Gisele is reaching Goop territory. What an asshole.
ReplyDeleteHeather Graham plays Corrine Dollanganger in Lifetime's Flowers in the Attic. So excited! They can't butcher it anymore than it was with the first film version.
The thing I noticed about the Giselle pic is she's trying to act like she can do it all. Well yeah most breastfeeding moms could do that too if they had 3 servants doing everything for them while they nursed.
ReplyDeleteI'd be much more impressed by a realistic portrait of a breastfeeding mom- hair still wet, holding baby feeding, while mom's washing pumps & bottles in sink. Those are the do-it-all supermoms!
Looks to me like Giselle took her baby to work. Nothing wrong there. enty said "multitasking", not Giselle.
ReplyDeleteI heart you, @MadLyb. Aquanet was like another food group when I was a kid, ha ha ha.
ReplyDeleteThats why everyone has cancer
ReplyDeleteJesus, all Jada needs is a strap on!! Did Craig leave his suit in the dryer too long?
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