Pippi Longstocking Has Spectacular Drunk Driving Arrest
According to police and eyewitness reports, Tami was arrested after not one hit and run, but three of them. Tami hit one car and left the scene. A short time later she hit another car and fled and finished up her AFTERNOON by hitting her third car and leaving the scene. The police caught up with her a short time later and arrested her after determining she was drunk. Shocker. Tami made bail on Sunday morning.
Glad she didn't hurt anyone else. Totally beats the time I hit a custom made mailbox, tree, and fire hydrant all in one fell swoop. Sober.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking idiot. If boozing makes you go out of control keep out of the stuff.
ReplyDeleteMy personal best was when I backed into our car with our minivan, in our driveway. The minivan was fully equipped with not just mirrors but a back-up camera as well, in full daylight, going about 10 km an hour. Sober
ReplyDeleteKristin
ReplyDeleteDo u always start your mornings off with a big ’ol lie? Lol
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@fancy I was 16 and rushing to school in the snow, so I wasn't drunk, just a total danger to neighbors and loved ones. Damn mailbox cost me $450. 14 yrs later and I still get angrier than a sex rash whenever I drive past it. $450. For a mailbox
DeleteOh, ok. Snow. That makes sense, a $450 mailbox however does not.
DeleteI've never heard of royalties for porn whores, just flat fees.
ReplyDeleteWomen drivers
ReplyDeleteThe one and only time I drank and drove was shortly after my 18th b'day, back when that was the legal age. It was so foggy you could only see about 2 ft in front of you, at most, and I hit a Doberman Pinscher and he flew up and smashed the windshield. Nearly 30 yrs later, I still think about it and feel horrible.
ReplyDeleteTami is showing dedication to the craft of DUI. Anybody can ding a car and flee. It takes a special type of person to hit a trifecta.
ReplyDeleteIf she had hit one car, she would be just a dumb broad driving. Hitting three the same night makes her awesome.
ReplyDeleteI guess she didn't take the congratulatory," you lost hope and sold out" check very well,
ReplyDeleteShe was just on Dr. Phil telling him she didn't have a problem.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't have a problem. It's the other cars that have a problem.
ReplyDelete@oneeyecharlie, that is my excuse when parking in parking lots. I may have love tapped a few cars in my life.
ReplyDelete$450 for a mailbox is crazy.
ReplyDeleteIf people want to buy things like that it's fine, but specifically a mailbox is crazy. They sit at the edge of the road, and right beside driveways. Very high chance of someone hitting it.