As I prepare for my first annual bacon taste off, I ate some duck bacon for the first time. It isn't pork but is a thousand times better than turkey bacon.
Well, he is kinda old, so back then there probably wasn't much access to proper care, but that doesn't make him a sleazeball, does it?? Wait, are you saying
Thank sweet baby jeebus, Warecat, I didn't think there'd be enough brain bleach in the world.
I can see him being a bully until he found his groove, he is HUMONGOUS! His head, hid hands, just large and in charge all around. He made Bobby Monyhan look tiny
It makes a lot of sense that duck bacon would be good. Duck's have a lot of fat, like pigs. Like it or not, what makes bacon delicious is all that theoretically deadly lard.
Good lord, you ladies are killing me! Duck is divine. Actually, farm raised duck is divine. Wild can be a crap shoot. Definitely say no to the orange sauce. Brine it for a few days, and then roast it.
Make confit from the legs. Then you can make the world's greatest PB&J sammich. Use almond butter, jalepeno jelly, and duck confit on toasted bread. I would murder Amanda Bynes' hoo-hah to get at one of those.
I have a friend that can wax poetic aboot duck until the cows come home!
ReplyDeleteOT OT, I saw John Goodman on SNL Saturday, and if he turns out to be a typical Hollywood slimeball, I give UP
TTM, my ex'es mom grew up w/ them in Missouri.
ReplyDeletehis sister actually did the wire hanger deal. twice.
swear to god, thats wat i was told.
What the what, what does that mean, Warecat??
Delete((Mind blown)) so there is a THIRD awesomely flavored bacon? BETTER than Turkey but NOT QUITE as delicious as pork?
ReplyDeleteYou can get beef bacon from GrassLandBeef.com that tastes almost identical to the pork :)
ReplyDeleteBeef bacon blows turkey out of the water... yet to try the duck bacon!
ReplyDeletea coat hanger abortion TTM.
ReplyDeleteWell, he is kinda old, so back then there probably wasn't much access to proper care, but that doesn't make him a sleazeball, does it?? Wait, are you saying
Deletelol!
ReplyDeletenah, he was kind of a bully in HS, i guess, but his sister was a fukn lunatic.
learn something new everyday.
Thank sweet baby jeebus, Warecat, I didn't think there'd be enough brain bleach in the world.
DeleteI can see him being a bully until he found his groove, he is HUMONGOUS! His head, hid hands, just large and in charge all around. He made Bobby Monyhan look tiny
Interested in the coat hanger story. SPILL PLEASE
ReplyDeleteWho?
ReplyDeleteJohn Goodman, he was just on SNL
Deletei dn't kno nothin' about abortin' no babies, Miss ANNIE.
ReplyDeletei was just told this story one day outta the blue.
like its sum useful information i needed to kno.
well guess wat! there u go.
Well guys that was pretty random I gotta say.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it just smoked meat anyway?
Bacon is cured, not smoked.
ReplyDeleteIt makes a lot of sense that duck bacon would be good. Duck's have a lot of fat, like pigs. Like it or not, what makes bacon delicious is all that theoretically deadly lard.
I tried Duck ala Orange (however you spell it)once. Once. Gah it was horrific and gamey.
ReplyDeleteEnty, Allan Benton Bacon is the best in the land. No joke!
ReplyDeleteNot a fan of the duck either. But orange chicken cant hurt anyone, lol
ReplyDeleteGood lord, you ladies are killing me! Duck is divine. Actually, farm raised duck is divine. Wild can be a crap shoot. Definitely say no to the orange sauce. Brine it for a few days, and then roast it.
ReplyDeleteMake confit from the legs. Then you can make the world's greatest PB&J sammich. Use almond butter, jalepeno jelly, and duck confit on toasted bread. I would murder Amanda Bynes' hoo-hah to get at one of those.