Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Has Bathroom Sex With Liam Neeson's Son

I know that Liam Neeson's son is 18 years old and can do what he wants, but if I'm Liam I'm sitting the guy down and telling him that he is cut off unless he gets away from Lindsay Lohan and never sees her again. It might be too late to protect his sexual future though. According to The NY Post, Lindsay dragged Liam's son into the women's bathroom at a club and had sex with him while Lindsay's 18 year old boyfriend waited outside. Apparently Lindsay is going through a barely legal phase. I think it is because she is trying to prove she is still young and also because she is not getting the business she used to get. Her suitors want someone younger like her sister. Lindsay knows she can get these young guys because they are less picky. It wouldn't shock me if she tried to trap Liam Neeson's son. Tell him that she is on birth control and then sucker him in and live off the Neeson money forever.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:45 AM

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49 comments:

  1. TalksTooMuch6:50 AM

    This is going to seem really strange as well, but stick with me. Sometimes women, just like dudes, have sex because they want to! Not because they are trying to trap someone or lock down some rich guy, sometimes the ladies are just down to bone. And that's otay.

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    1. Hammer_Girl9:08 AM

      Forgive me TTM, but your last sentence brought back a Little Rascals flashback. And that's otay;)

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    2. TalksTooMuch9:56 AM

      That's exactly how I meant it, Hammer Girl! You get it!

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  2. JSierra6:50 AM

    Ugh someone needs to get laid stat. I'm lookin at you angry morning enty

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  3. Kelly6:50 AM

    Not Liam's boy! Damn Lindsay.

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  4. Sherry6:50 AM

    Honestly Enty, that scenario wouldn't surprise me either. Good god could you imagine having Dina Lohan as a relative? I'm sure she'd try to hook Liam too.

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  5. Meanie Rhysie6:51 AM

    Right, TTM!

    Right on, JSierra!!

    Oooh, does this mean we get a Liam Neeson clicky dick pic? ;) Oh, VIP!! Calling VIP!!

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  6. Henriette6:54 AM

    She probably gave him the herp.

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    1. Señior Seamhead10:39 AM

      Probably?
      She's not known as "Firecrotch" for nothing....

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  7. Cleodacat6:56 AM

    She just wanted to see if he was packing like daddy (I know, going to hell for that thought...)

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  8. Meanie Rhysie6:59 AM

    LOL! Cleo, Cleo, Cleo!!

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  9. Harry Knuckles7:00 AM

    Nonetheless, this post is about Lohan fucking in a toilet stall while I'm trying to eat my breakfast. Have a little consideration Morning Enty!

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  10. LottaColada7:01 AM

    I thought that was Dina in that pic.

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  11. StewMcG7:05 AM

    You're not going to hell, Cleo. You just said what the rest of us were thinking. lol

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  12. selenakyle7:12 AM

    Now your dick is gonna rot off, idiot!

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  13. Bacon Ranch7:14 AM

    He should have followed her hairline's example and run for the hills.
    Liam! Call your son!

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  14. Unknown7:15 AM

    you weren't the only one thinking that way Cleo ;)

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  15. MISCH7:24 AM

    Man she's so generous with her STD's

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  16. demandah7:37 AM

    I generally just lurk and can't believe that I'm breaking my silence to weigh in on this particular subject but I'm irritated by Enty's embellishment of this already questionable story (source being Radaronline). I know it's a gossip site but if you're going to just make shit up, at least make up your own shit instead of piggybacking someone else! The "bathroom sex" part was not part of the original story. The purpose of the bathroom visit may have been a little innocent drug usage, not grimy stall sex!

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  17. trudi7:44 AM

    Considering the fact that 35 year old Liam hooked up with 19 year old Julia Roberts, any advice would best be kept to himself.

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    1. __-__=__7:58 AM

      Ooooh, burn. Forgot about that.

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  18. Wen7:45 AM

    She looks like she could be his Grand Mother. Bitch is beat.

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  19. Bacon Ranch7:45 AM

    demandah, good to see you!
    You're right, it could have been one or the other or both.

    Post more often! The site could use more folks like you :)

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  20. auntliddy7:46 AM

    If true, I agree with my fellow posers; get a check up asap, and then somehow leak to press how endowed he is, lol kidding!!!!!!

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  21. Meanie Rhysie7:46 AM

    Welcome, Demandah! :)

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  22. Seven of Eleven7:47 AM

    Hey, demandah! Nice to see the lurkers coming out!

    I wouldn't put anything past Lilo, but it came from l̶o̶a̶d̶o̶f̶c̶r̶a̶p̶.̶c̶o̶m̶ Radar and is further embellished by Entern, so who knows. But I'm amused by all the trollops in this thread talking about Liam's package.

    (This trollop also formally submits a request for the Liam Package gif.)

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  23. Meanie Rhysie7:49 AM

    Trollops united!

    Love the word trollop!

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  24. figgy7:55 AM

    @Cleodacat, hey, that's the FIRST thing I thought too! That kind of physical gift MUST be passed down genetically.

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  25. ethorne8:02 AM

    I thought it was Dina in a Lindsay mask.

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  26. DeeNance8:04 AM

    @TalksTooMuch- Amen!

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  27. demandah8:06 AM

    Thanks for the warm welcome! May I also add that there are numerous reasons to drag a young man into the washroom including enlisting his help in pulling one's Spanx back up. Those suckers are a challenge, particularly in a sweaty club situation. Speaking from experience.

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  28. Eitakj8:13 AM

    I'm also usually a lurker. I thought she remained friendly with their family ever since she filmed 'Parent Trap' with this kid's mom. I have no doubt something illegal was going on in the bathroom, but I don't think any sex was involved - especially with her 'real' boytoy right outside the bathroom...

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  29. Pogue Mahone8:17 AM

    That ho's a one-woman service station!

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  30. Seven of Eleven8:19 AM

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  31. Bacon Ranch8:26 AM

    Well I think you need to post more Eitakj :)
    Could be that she kept in touch. I just kind of figured everyone she knew (aside from Charlie Sheen who I am still pissed off at for not being his Platoon awesome self but now has meth mouth and this sentence is too long)
    cut her out of their life.
    Maybe she babysat him a few times.

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  32. D Brown8:41 AM

    I kind of doubt that Liam was any different at 18.

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  33. White.God.of.Fuck8:43 AM

    Kid has herpes noe

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  34. Hammer_Girl9:14 AM

    Somewhere Liam Neeson is making a call giving Lohag's address to some Albanians.

    Shit, that was probably her plan all along, Lindsay needs new pimps.

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  35. Unknown9:21 AM

    My first thought Cleo she wanted to see if the genes were passed on.

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  36. parissucksliterally9:22 AM

    Sex, drugs and STDs.......what a way to live.

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  37. wahoo9:39 AM

    I wonder if they met when Lohan did Parent Trap with Michael Neeson's mom... (Michael was only about 2 years old then).

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  38. TalksTooMuch9:57 AM

    Yay more lurkey-lous!!

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  39. DontRainOnMyPrada12:07 PM

    Well y'all are very skeptical today. What if Enty's source was different from Radar's? Maybe Enty's source was INSIDE the bathroom.

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    1. demandah12:46 PM

      Actually, both quote the NY Times as their source.

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    2. demandah12:49 PM

      NY Post, not Times.

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  40. Meg3:17 PM

    The irony of the "trapping him" comment is that Liam Neeson discussed this sort of thing on an episode of The View a couple of years ago while promoting The Grey. He said that he worried about girls -- and their mothers! -- seeing dollar signs with his boys, and how he feared that some girl might try to trap them for the family name & money. He warned his boys to "wrap it" because any children they accidentally produced would be supported by them, not him.

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  41. Anna Katherine Nonymous3:35 PM

    Nailed it. She's looking for an old whore's pay day. No old richie would bareback her. A stupid rich child would though.

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  42. Sean7:52 PM

    Would you go near Linday Lohan without a hazmat suit? I can't believe Liam didn't teach his son better than that.

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  43. Aoife2:57 AM

    I hope the kid didn't bareback her. If she manages to get pregnant she's got him for 18 years as Kanye says.

    And yeah the kid probably has to be examined on an isolation ward with the attending in a hazmat suit.

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