Khloe Kardashian Is A Soap Opera

If you miss soaps as much as I do, then here is a plot line that will make you seem right at home. Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are still married. The only reason the marriage stayed together this long is because of the show which needed a story line in the worst way since Kan-Ye was not willing to appear. So, you have Lamar cheating on Khloe with hookers and strippers and presumably doing every kind of drug on the planet and bragging about it while Khloe pretended to suffer. Actually though Khloe was hooking up with The Game under the guise of working out with her brother who has his own issues. Khloe had to keep the relationship secret with The Game because it conflicted with what was being filmed for the show.

Enter Matt Kemp. The highly paid, oft injured outfielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers who formerly used to have sex with Rihanna on a regular basis wants to stay in LA. he is desperate to stay in LA and one of the reasons is he wants to be a star off the field too. It is one of the reasons Rihanna dumped him. She called him a star f**ker. Khloe, already married and pretending her marriage is s-l-o-w-l-y falling apart so the show can film her destruction is having sex with The Game but now she meets Matt and she likes Matt. She likes athletes with guaranteed contracts. Plus Matt wants to be on television. So, what do you do? You start dating him and start doing a little filming and file for divorce and start talking about doing a new show where Khloe starts dating again and goes through a couple of guys before finding her true love Matt Kemp and wouldn't you know it there is already footage of them having their first date. If this scenario sounds familiar it is because Kim did the same thing after the Reggie Bush drama.