Friday, December 27, 2013

Kanye West Makes A Promise To The World - Won't Keep It

For the next six months Kanye West has told the world that he is going to his happy place. He is going to be nothing but ice cream eating and have no more negative outbursts to the world. In a show in Toronto Kanye says he is taking a six month break from saying anything negative about anyone which means he is going to have to staple his mouth shut because he can't go a week without criticizing someone. There will be some designer or some award or some person or some pap or Kris Jenner who gets on his bad side and he will say something. It is who he is. The guy is 95% mean and 5% water. OK, yes, when he is eating an ice cream cone and thinking of his assistant he can smile. There is no way that he is making it six months. I would be shocked if he made it a few weeks and then people will remind him of his promise and he will say that he just couldn't stand by while people criticized his fashion and that they needed to know he is a genius so had to say something negative.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:45 AM

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27 comments:

  1. Henriette6:53 AM

    You should have shown the bag he gave Kim for Christmas.

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  2. TalksTooMuch6:54 AM

    We need Mr. Wolf to recap that ice cream eating again

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  3. Discobitch6:55 AM

    Oooooh let's go troll his twitter! He won't last 5 mins :D

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    1. Unknown6:58 AM

      That made my morning. Too funny! Let's go!!!!

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  4. Henriette6:56 AM

    He will put his cap key down and never let it up!

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  5. Runswithscissors6:58 AM

    Hahaha! It's deliciously horrendous! The bag! Buahahaha!!! And she was already photographed carrying it. His boyfriend attempted some Gauguin style, failed horribly.

    Enty, I love you for reminding me Kanye's composition is the same as Plankton: 95% gas, 5% seaweed.

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  6. Seven of Eleven7:01 AM

    @discob

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  7. Seachica7:05 AM

    Someone please post a photo of this horrendous bag!

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  8. Seven of Eleven7:09 AM

    It looks like a dirty bird version of Where the Wild Things Are!

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  9. audrey7:12 AM

    And she actually left the house with that piece of crap? (I meant the purse, but if you want to infer something else...feel free.)

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  10. TalksTooMuch7:14 AM

    Bwawhaha! Seven said "dirty bird!"

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  11. Simon7:37 AM

    That bag is hideous

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  12. JSierra7:51 AM

    OMG THAT BAG! it looks like Rob's son painted it

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  13. lazyday6038:03 AM

    I'm excited to hear his cover of The Talking Heads' "Psycho Killer".

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  14. Anonymous9:11 AM

    @runswithscissors - there had to be .5% gay fish in there somewhere

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    1. Runswithscissors12:18 PM

      Hahaha! True! Poor Plankton (from Sponge Bob SquarepAnts) getting smeared into this mess

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  15. Anonymous9:31 AM

    Ok . Dat. Bag. Though.

    It was done by George Condo, who did the artwork for A Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, which is the only Kanye album I ever liked. Monster is still the cut.

    Dat bag though ..

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  16. feraltart9:33 AM

    Someone admitted to designing that bag? Yuck!

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  17. Tru9:46 AM

    Seems to me that the Kartrashians are worried about their falling ratings, and growing Kard. fatigue which might be partly explained by West's unlikeability.

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  18. Meli10:06 AM

    That's a joke right? That's not really the bag he game her?...

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  19. Discobitch10:37 AM

    I'm a bit slow today what bag? Is it one for his head?

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  20. Buddy Bones Smith10:49 AM

    That bag is like the Kardashian Khristmas Khard redux, with Kylie and Kendall in the korner and The Hump standing off to the left. But who let Mason and Penny fingerpaint on Auntie Kimmie's Birkin bag?

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  21. NapAssasin11:03 AM

    I wonder what Birkin thinks of their bag now synonymous with Kanye & the clan. I bet their PR people are fuming. Hoelpefully they'll say something & Kanye will make them a new enemy. Birkin leather jogging pants? Kanye would go insane!

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    1. Runswithscissors12:24 PM

      You mean Hermes. Hermes is the maker, Birkin is the design, named after some lady whose last name was given to the design he ordered.

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  22. car5411:03 AM

    Bieber's retiring and Kanye is being nice and happy? Is it the Rapture?

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  23. Sherry11:14 AM

    Don't call it a Nudie bag because there was actually a famous Nudie who did clothing for big Country stars in the day. Worth a LOT of money now. Sadly that artwork has reduced the value if that Birkin and how does Bitch be getting one? Isn't there like a two year wait?

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  24. Anonymous3:26 PM

    How many ninjas you seen in a leather jogging pant?!

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