Thursday, December 26, 2013

Jwowww Is Pregnant

In a world without Jersey Shore I could see Jwoww getting pregnant. She would be working the 8 to 2 shift at her local strip club in between pregnancies and probably be on her third or fourth marriage and promising herself that the next time she made $2500 bucks in a night from dancing she wouldn't spend it on stripper boots and hairspray but would really put some away for her future. With jersey Shore life is a whole lot different for Jwowww. She has been on television for about a half a decade now which far exceeds the shelf life of most reality stars, especially those on MTV that are not in challenge competitions for their entire life.

Jwoww and Snooki have been fighting a lot lately. A third season of their joint show was going to be difficult. I think each wants their own show and Jwowww figured out how to do it. She got pregnant and announced it to the world on Twitter yesterday with a photo of the ultrasound and a plea for people to start sending her sequined onesies. But classy ones.

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