It's Breakup Day

I wish all celebrities would announce the are splitting once a week. Say on Wednesday nights all celebrities that are breaking up send in an e-mail to a clearing house and then all the names can get published at once. This way you can get everyone included in one post and not have to waste your time talking about each one as it comes up. Of course if they did lump them together then no one would probably talk about some person on SVU splitting with the waitress they met drunk one night at 3am, took back to his place and she never left. All the attention would be focused on big divorces or surprises.

Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs announced they are splitting. The good news for Idina is she got nominated for a Golden Globe. The better news is I'm available to accompany her to the Golden Globes. The best news is she doesn't have to hear Taye come up with more excuses why he cheated on her. This one is all on Taye and has been on Taye and will forever be on Taye and over the next year you will probably see him have sex with every actress under the age of 25 currently living in Hollywood and fly in ones to the city when he runs through the talent pool. Probably he and Wilmer Valderrama will share the cost of the flights.

Meanwhile, Madonna and her dude have made it official. Well, Madonna made it official, because I'm not sure her dude even cares at this point. He got a nice big check and made some connections and Madonna can pretend that Sean Penn is going to stay faithful this time and that she can get him to stop smoking cigarettes and boozing at 9am. That is a relationship made for a restraining order.