So, does that whole twelve days of Christmas thing start today? Anyway, I will be around all weekend and drinking heavily while online shopping and blogging. If you would like to follow me on Twitter where I have been known to actually drop an f bomb without the ** I am @entylawyer.
#1 - This former B list mostly television actor who is really good looking and cheated on his wife everyday while he was filming that show that used to be on that almost network apparently hasn't stopped cheating even though he is dating a woman he had been cheating on his wife with. Great guy. His latest mistress if you want to call her that graduates from high school in May.
#2 - This A list mostly movie actor who used to be A+ and the biggest star on the planet says from now on he will only date women of other races. I'm pretty sure he is still willing to date guys his own race though. Oh, and let them live on the first floor. Behind the door he likes to call his "study."
#3 - This A list super everything has one tiny secret she doesn't share with the world. The former topless dancer she keeps on her payroll. She met her when she was dating that A list actor guy and now keeps her around for fun and her husband seems to enjoy her too.
#4 - This A+ list mostly movie actor came closest to getting a divorce from his long suffering wife when he started hooking up with this at the time A list celebrity/singer who is still an A+ list celebrity with A+ list name recognition who has kids. She was tired of hiding in hotel rooms and threatened to tell the tabloids unless he left his wife. he said he wouldn't leave his wife so they split.
#2 must be TommyGirl.
ReplyDelete1 ?
ReplyDelete2 Tommy Girl
3 GOOP
4 Affleck and Britney
1 Chad Michael Murray, ex is Sophia Bush, celeb is Nicky whelan or Camilla Bell
DeleteI thought Tom for #2 also. Still don't think he's gay though.
ReplyDelete1: That dude that was in Twilight, Nurse Jackie and was doing Kelly from BH90210?
ReplyDeleteI hope N.Jackie isn't of the air.
I think the girl in #4 is Mariah @Kristin. BritBrit would never hide out because she doesn't know hoe.
ReplyDelete@sandybrook Another blogger who shall not be named contends that Affleck and Brit had a fling during his GOOP phase.
DeleteHaha spelchek you suck *how* not hoe (this time)
ReplyDelete#3 Barbara Streisand---although that topless dancer would be getting old. Trade her in for a newer model Babs. After all it seems like thats how these Hollywood assholes treat people---like props...
ReplyDeleteAlso, sorry, no. The twelve days of Christmas start on Christmas.
ReplyDelete#4 -
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DeleteYessssssss!
#1: David Boreanaz
ReplyDelete#1 peter facinelli. He is on DM today.
ReplyDeleteI shall defer to your experience and expertise @Kristin :)
ReplyDeleteBut Brit was way before Jen, so could it be Jlo. Wasn't there other blinds about them still hooking up in hotels.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Jlo too for 4.
ReplyDelete2. Denzel washington
ReplyDeleteAlso forgot: 2. George Clooney
Delete1. Chad Michael Murray
ReplyDelete2. Cruise
3. Giselle
4. Ben and ???
4/Ben affleck and JLo (simply)
ReplyDeletedo you remember when in the begining of the year Enty wanted us to make believe Ben and Jlo were together in Europe?
Not sure it can be JLo because those 2 are still getting together all the time on the d/l just weeks ago in NYC.
ReplyDeleteM. Brown, you've got it! I thinks Giselle totally fits for #3. Wow!
ReplyDelete#1 = Tom Welling
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ReplyDelete#1 - Don't know.
#2 - Tom Cruise
#3 - Giselle. She is a "super" model and her tiny "secret" (Victoris secret). A list actor guys she dated was Leo.
#4 - I'm on the Ben train. Poor Jen.
I say Will Smith for #2. I believe there was a time when he was the biggest international star.
ReplyDelete3 is Cindy Crawford who was married to Richard Gere who was A List.
ReplyDeleteThe twelve days of Christmas begin on Christmas Day, and end on the day all the Orthodox kids had off in high school, January 6.
ReplyDeleteShit, I'm Jewish, and I know that.
How is #1 not Ashton?
ReplyDeleteI also say Will Smith for #2.
ReplyDeleteGreat guesses here. I think:
ReplyDelete#1 is the guy from One Tree Hill
#2 - Tommy C
#3 - Gisele "SuperG". juicy blind if true!
#4 - Denzel. Reference to long-suffering wife.
I thought Eddie Murphy for #2, although he's no longer A list.
ReplyDelete1. chad michael murray
ReplyDelete2. Cruise
3. Giselle
4. affleck and spears
1. Tom Welling
ReplyDelete2. No idea. Denzel is still married. Cruise is too obvious.
3. I agree with Bundchen
4. No idea.
Actually, the 12 days of Christmas start on Christmas, and end at Epiphany (Feast of the Magi, or Three Wise Men). You know, the guys who brought the first presents. Traditionally, small gifts were given on first day, and gifts grew in value until Twelfth Day.
ReplyDelete#2 is Will Smith
ReplyDelete#4 Affleck/Britney (and, ew)
No idea about the other ones.
Chad Michael Murphy
ReplyDeleteDenzel
Gisele
Affleck and Our Lady of Cheetos