Charlie Sheen's latest porn star girlfriend has been yammering to her friends that she and Charlie are getting close to getting married. If I were her and I thank God I am not every day because then I would be forced to have sex with Charlie Sheen and pretend I am enjoying it, I would get him to say I do as quickly as she can because the guy is fickle. If you don't fake to his liking you can be gone. The good news for her is that she is not having to clean Roberto Cavalli's junk which is next down the line after being dumped by Charlie.
Meanwhile she is having an influence on Charlie and Charlie has decided that Denise is evil. He used to think she was evil when Brooke told him she was evil. Do you remember the fights that played out in the media? Charlie wants to sell Denise's house and kick her out and reduce the amount of child support she gets in half. He is a really nice guy isn't he?
So. Much. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteHe just looks like a human disease factory..He and lilo have the same scary face thing going on too. The face keeps getting 'more meth ' looking which is a shame. If you look at that old movie platoon you see how far charlie has fallen from his good looks.
ReplyDeleteI think the same thing every time I see a current photo of him. He is totally going for one of those "faces of meth" progression posters.
DeleteTotally agree, AJ. Very sad. I don't think that story is going to end well.
DeleteI hate Charlie Sheen and everything he represents.
ReplyDeleteCharlie doesn't strike me as a stingy guy.
ReplyDeleteAll right. Hunger Games: Celebrity Edition. Put Charlie Sheen, LiLo, Chris Brown, R. Kelly, Josh Brolin, Ryan O'Neal and all the other worst of Hollywood scum (other nominations?) on an island and let them fight to the death.
ReplyDelete@Karen, I want Kanye West on that island!
Delete@Any Teen Mom that doesn't have custody of her kids. So, the Skankfecta- Backdoor, Jailbird, & Fake a Bump.
DeleteThat was for @Karen
Delete@Karen, the winner gets to keep the island, as long as they stay on it.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Sean Penn.
Add Jesse James to the island please.
ReplyDeleteThe term "porn star" is thrown around so easily lately that it hardly means anything anymore.
ReplyDeleteall of the above on the island please
ReplyDeletewill not end well-does anything with Charlie end well?
Charlie is lucky that Denise has put up with his shit as long as she has. I know it's only for the money-but she is raising his children after all.
bieber on that island too
ReplyDeleteI honestly think Denise puts up with Charlie because she is afraid of him. He is very much an abuser in every sense of the word, drugs and physically and emotionally.
ReplyDeleteHis actions are textbook for an abuser.
@ Kendra
DeleteThat makes sense. I could see that, totally.
Agreed Kendra... Sounds like a textbiok case for domestic abuse and violence...Ive heard storiesabout some pedo tendencies but its only insinuations at this point. He is one very creepy dude for sure.
DeleteKaren - That is like reality TV GOLD!!!
ReplyDeleteThe courts should double Denise's support, and slap a restraining order on "Prince Charlie Chlamydia" . Damn it! I used to like him, what a waste of a human being.
ReplyDeleteHe really is mentally unstable. We all know how this will play out. The porn/wife will flee in middle of night after sheen tries to broil her or some weird shit. Then he will have yet another ephiany of how much he loves denise, and revoke past crazy shit. Or die. If denise is smart, and i think she is, she will have enough moola to live free of him fiancially.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Courtney Stodden for the island!
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying Denise is even close to being an Angel, but seriously? In that clan of crazies, she's the closest to normal and together as you're going to get. I could be totally wrong, but she also seems like a good mother.
ReplyDeleteto me too
ReplyDeleteUm, Kardashians for the Island? How has no one mentioned that already?
ReplyDeleteI always wonder where Charlie's parents and brother are when he attacks Denise.
ReplyDeleteThey can't control him, but you'd hope they would try to quietly influence him behind the scenes about taking care with Denise...she has been there for his children when no one else was. (True, she was getting support for the boys, but I think she cares about them because they are her daughter's siblings. )
Martin, speak to you son!
Yup Aunt Licky..We've seen this before. and Denise will be left with yet another half sibling to raise most likely. You know he doesn't date(is that the right word?)anyone who doesn't enable/use with him.
ReplyDeletePretty soon there will be reports of some fight he had in a hotel room with his current woman.
You mean Denise Richards, the woman who took care of his twins while he and their crackhead mother were off snorting drugs off the naked asses of hookers, Denise Richards? Charlie Sheen is a piece of crap.
ReplyDeleteLooked like Charlie was coming to his senses for a little while there but he seems to have gone off the rails again. Hard to imagine this story if Denise didn't have her act together.
ReplyDeleteIs it me or does Charlie Sheen really seem to ratchet up the crazy around Christmas? Wasn't it on Christmas that he held a knife to Brooke's throat?
ReplyDeleteAlso, Beth - Denise did not get extra money for the boys. She specifically rejected it so that Brooke could not accuse her of doing it for the money (Brooke should know). But if I remember, Denise gets like $55k a month from Charlie for the two girls so she should have been able to scrape by on that with two extra mouths to feed.
Its not just you anon,you make a great point. Free time plus charlie equals drama.denise wont get less, shes got his kids, if she remarried shed lose out on alimony.
ReplyDeleteI think Denise puts up with him, because it is better to be on Charlie's good side than at the mercy of his crazy hatred. He goes o of his way to inflict pain when angry, and there is no telling what will set him off, or who will influence him. I also think that just because Martin or others don't go to the press it doesn't mean they aren't trying to help, I think everyone who really knows and cares about this manic depressive mess know not to antagonize him and that it is better to just stay calm and focused than engage. Engaging just prolongs the crazy and fuels the fire of delusion and illconceived purpose. And, I agree with 1. The island, and 2. That porn "star" is a generous term for someone who allows their whoring to be filmed.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds to me like what set him off was her not wanting him to go with them on vacation.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone deserves a Charlie-free week off it is Denise.
She's put up with more from him than he deserves.
Denise has a tv show so she has income outside of Charlie, and I'm sure she's banking a lot of what he's given her.
He's a very foolish man.
Sheen's latest Adult Vid Award girl is quite a piece of work. Maybe she's getting what she can, as it seems unlikely CH would be capable of bona fide intercourse or fathering a child by now... even if he really did stop using for a full year after that last meltdown.
ReplyDeleteBut can these 2 crazy kids really work things out? Determined gold-digger + hard-core cokehead can't be much fun for anyone. Never met a long-term coke addict who didn't have trouble with the "nice" thing even during clean phases--& for a DGD (Determined Gold-Digger), "yammering to friends" seems pretty amateurish.