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Blind Items Revealed

August 31, 2012

What former A list celebrity and now a C+ actress/singer has her boy toy hooked up to GPS through his phone. Now she knows wherever he is at all times. He does not have to check in with her when he goes out, but he is required to always answer when she calls and to reply to her texts within 5 minutes. Hey, but at least she gives good presents.

Jennifer Lopez

29 comments:

  1. Insufferable cunt has to pay for dick. LOL!

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  2. Anonymous11:03 AM

    I got one too. pitty it s getting frozen sometimes showing always a previous location. damn lol. My bf must be confused.

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  3. She needs to start a Bennifer II.
    Is Ben Stein available?

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  4. LMAO @Count
    To make matters worse she is paying for BISEXUAL cock at that, she couldn't even pay for straight dick, lmao

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  5. That made me laugh Montana.

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  6. She should hookup with Eva Mendes, Eva's supposed stank pussy, JLo's supposed stank breath...they're perfect for each other.

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  7. You would think the way she looks she wouldnt have to pay for companionship and good dick.

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  8. @Montana: Good one. I bet the dude is only straight for pay though.

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  9. Go SEAHAWKS!!! best city ever!! Fuckyes

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    1. Backing you up Rosie!
      Let' go SEAHAWKS
      LET'S GO!

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  10. Do you think she even has sex with him?

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  11. Anonymous12:36 PM

    so shes like his stalker mom. time to reevaluate your life jlo

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  12. Soooo, if I was going to pay for sex to someone I didn't trust, let's just say that Casper Smart would be so far down the list that he would have to pay to see it

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  13. I really find him unattractive....Between Casper and Marc Anthony she seems to be going for sickly looking men with bony faces lately...I think she would be a good match for Kanye when his contract with Kimmy is done

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    1. Derrick, you right, shes into boney cadaver faces. Ugh. Hooe she finds happiness. This guy aint it.

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  14. Some people are so delusional and narcissistic that they need to feel like they are so desirable that they are the only ones who can turn a gay. (No, you can't, honey.)

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  15. I think it's just easier for her to pay someone, than to put in the effort to have an actual relationship that she might not be able to control.
    She has crappy taste in men!

    Go Seahawks!

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  16. No amount of keeping tabs on him is going to make him straight honey.

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  17. Why would anyone pay for a short arse, Alan Harper lookalike to pretend to be your boyfriend?
    I don't care either way about JLo but the woman is beautiful. Surely some hot guy would do her for free?

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  18. Baby Huey Smart is a leased piece? That just makes me question all of Madonna's boy friends, now. 😃

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  19. Ben Affleck was handsome, but her other choices are scary. Mark looks like a skeleton but he's loaded, so I get that one. Casper isn't remotely attractive. With all the gorgeous men out there, gay or straight, surely she can pay one whose at least pleasant to look at.

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  20. Count, I thought the exact same thing. I want to buy you a drink.

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  21. Or I will put a cool toy in your Xmas stocking...your choice.

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  22. I am wrong for enjoying the fact she's now rated C?

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  23. I am wrong for enjoying the fact she's now rated C?

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