October 19, 2007
#1 I want to say that as far as I know Ice-T is not running a call girl ring. But, as a former pimp, if you told me he was, I wouldn't be shocked. What is shocking is that this totally straight A-/B+ film actor from a famous family has a piece (no pun intended) of an escort agency that caters exclusively to gay men. Seems as if our actor got a little drunk the other night, was talking to a waiter and when he found out the waiter was gay and looking for work, gave the waiter a phone number. Our actor said to tell who answered that our actor sent him, and that he could get some work. The phone number was to an escort agency.
Nicolas Cage
Smart move for an actor. "No Mr. Gay Producer, I won't fuck you for work, but call this # tell em you want the Cage Special, and they will send over 3 of what ever type of guys you prefer."
ReplyDeleteHuh? Does this mean Nicolas Cage likes to dabble with the dudes on the DL?
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Count, smart move. As much as Cage dabbles in vice, he knows how profitable it is. Since he's gambling debts are so large , he needs the income.:-)
ReplyDeleteNo, I think it just means he knew how to make some desperately needed extra cash while making sure he didn't have to go through anymore casting couches, as the count points out.
ReplyDeleteCage's brain still works well in terms of being entrepreneurial. He knows that no one is going to out a gay escort service, too much damage for all involved, whereas a female escort service is no big deal.
Yet the a-hole is totally broke so so much for astute business sense.
ReplyDeleteIt would be if he is hiding the money, I hope he is, otherwise, what an idiot to loose so much money. The business idea is good tho.
DeleteDiversification is key.
ReplyDeleteI wish the guy would rat Cage out and he would face more public humiliation. That is quite presumptuous to think the gay would be willing to escort for money. I hate people like Cage. Just because you are seedy as hell does not mean a guy that is down on his luck at the time is willing to do whatever for a few extra bucks.
ReplyDelete*the guy I meant not the gay
ReplyDeleteGood perspective, Count. Made me see this in a whole different way - strategically, this is shrewd as hell. Good move.
ReplyDeleteThere's no business like show business..
ReplyDeleteYikes
ReplyDeleteCage lives, or at least has a residence in Las Vegas now, wonder if he has that business going on here. He is seen frequently in the restaurant's in my neighborhood.
ReplyDelete@aemish....show business, hoe business, to some it's all the same, I guess.
ReplyDeleteWait a second. Do you guys mean that someone like Cage, still gets the casting couch treatment after all these years and uses and escort service instead?
ReplyDelete@Del Riser, next time you see him, approach him, tell him a close friend of yours works for the acting agency he (cage) is investor in. Tell him you need to make some extra cash and are interested in having a casting call there, then ask for the number to the agency.
ReplyDeleteGet back to us.
Saw Valley Girl last weekend. Such a shame what kind of man thiis guy has turned into.
ReplyDelete@Catherine - Hoe business? Don't you need a green thumb for that?
ReplyDelete@Runswithscissors, maybe I can have my brother do it.
ReplyDeleteWait. Who is the former pimp? "But, as a former pimp, if you told me he was, I wouldn't be shocked."
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean that I (the reader) am the former pimp? Or does it mean that Enty is the former pimp?
Nicholas Cage has moved up two notches with me. Helping out a bro.
ReplyDeleteThe former pimp is Ice-T.
ReplyDeleteThis doesn't surprise me about Cage. It won't save his broke, skank ass but it's not a shocker.